The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13

July 25th, 2013 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a bunch of other good stuff too, but most importantly there’s Chris Brown in his Trayvon Martin shirt, effectively mixing social activism and high-end luxury in a way that only the most inauthentic and morally bankrupt rat’s asshole of a person possibly can.

It’s time we have this conversation, people. Did Trayvon die senselessly as a result of racial profiling, or is Breezy’s new whip just too damn fly? Important stuff, you guys, important stuff,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Just in case we didn’t know what we should do with it.

  2. Jake Johnson Damon Wayans Jr Swimsuit Lifeguard Chicks Baywatch Parody Lets Be Cops
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    Blonde has a hot dumper

  3. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    Dumpy looking in a grandma dress.

    • Randal

      “It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!
      Who will win? No one knows! Feed the hungry hip-ip-pos!
      Hungry hungry hippos! (open up and there it goes!)”

      Randal

    • Admit It!
      Every One of Us would Do Her Before She even Finished Asking

  4. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    He’s comparing faces.

  5. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    And thinking of who he’ll hit next in

  6. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    As with most of her schtick, it’s been done before. Next comes brothels, Sizemore, Dr. Drew and exotic birds.

  7. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    She does it for me. She really does it…

  8. Eric Roberts Red Glasses Hugging Eliza Roberts Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Who let the homeless in?

  9. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Kristie Alley 2.0

  10. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Looks like he is about to cometh on her tits

  11. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    “Jasmine Blue…cuz she needed the money! Then again, so do I.”

  12. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
    Slappy Magoo
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    You know all there is to know about The Crying Game TOO?!?!

  13. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    There are three things in this picture I would like to sit on…

  14. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    JC
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    Mmmmm….corpse-y.

  15. Eric Dane Red Face Huge Forehead Vein TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    You can just tell by the look on his face that he is obsessed with anal.

  16. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Tip toe, through the tulips.

  17. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    So edgy.

  18. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    Or as she says it, ‘Homo S♪appienne♪s’

  19. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
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    CANKLES!!!

  20. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    Oh my god! Cock!

  21. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
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    In the part she was born to play in.

  22. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    Just like the ring Mummy puts in my nose.

  23. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
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    This thing is a few neck tattoos and a hat away from being Travis Barker.

  24. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    Photo Boy’s captions are getting a lot more disgruntled lately. Time to rethink the future.

  25. Luis Moncada David Costabile Daniel Moncada Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    Gale butched up.

  26. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    diego
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    She’s looking festively plump

  27. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    Wow Aaron got himself a hottie.

    She should be naked.

  28. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    Slappy Magoo
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    She wants an Oompa Loompa NOW!

  29. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    Huh.

  30. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Schadenfreude
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    Yes, I am upton. Now I want to go downton……

  31. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    guest
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    Sort of sad really.

  32. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    Not to call attention to himself or anything.

  33. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Hickory dickory dock.

  34. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    Camilla’s aging well

  35. Selena Gomez Cleavage K Mart Promotional Event
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    K-Mart is still in business? Weird.

  36. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    Close your mouth, the whistling drives the dogs crazy.

  37. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
    Schadenfreude
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    Looks like someone just had an Anthony Weiner sighting!

  38. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    I hope one day to be photographed and captioned “… and the penis from ‘Django Unchained”

  39. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Why is it so small?

  40. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    “oooh! Naked Cowboy!!!”

  41. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    I feel bad for the paparazzi not being able to take pictures of *anything* anymore without Kim Kardashian taking up 2/3 of the picture.

  42. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    You know what the world needs? Antisocial media.

  43. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    “Why ‘ello, Kim!”

  44. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    a little too octomom-ish for me.

  45. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage See Through Shirt Vegas Magazine Cover Celebration
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    Nice grimace, Grimace.

  46. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Schadenfreude
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    Plenty of horsepower for when he’s thinking “punch it”!

  47. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Alec Baldwin Shirtless Instagram
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    Alec still has the best hairline of the bunch.

  48. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Looks like she got into the Oreos after the break-up.

  49. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
    Rico Jones
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    I hate most of the guys in Hollywood today but I have to say I like Hugh Jackman. He doesn’t come off as a dickhead. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.

  50. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    My 3-year old is equally delighted by bovine livestock.

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