The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.18.13

July 18th, 2013 // 363 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves at a critical moment here, folks. Jon Hamm‘s penis hasn’t been seen since February, after which AMC went all Nazi and jackbooted his crotch into hiding to the point that he’s now visibly in pain from the tranquilizer darts they shoot into it before any red carpet appearances. It’s time we take a stand and let AMC know that until they release the Hammbone, we’re boycotting them, starting just after the Breaking Bad finale right up until Mad Men starts again. And we’ll probably at least check out Low Winter Sun, because Mark Strong is badass, but aside from that you’re going to have to beg for us to come bac– Oh shit, The Killing is on there too, that’s right…

What’s that? What about The Walking Dead? Never heard of it. *global nerd head explosion*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    *through his clenched teeth* “Smile, and look happy to be with Mr. Belding!!” (holds gun to back of woman and pushes her toward the camera)

  2. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
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    “You know I wish that I had Jesse’s cur.”

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    JC
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    That’s a lot of douchebag for just one boat to hold.

    • A slick of AXE body spray, Lime-A-Ritas and KY trailed this boat for miles; douching everything in its path.

      OR

      1973 Barrack Obama is a fan of all white meat.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
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    She thought it was “Friends in Steed.”

  5. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
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    They’re wearing masks..
    I’m wearing a mask…
    This should end well…

  6. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Getting Kissed By Girl Instagram
    JC
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    “Don’t get all riled up, interwebs! It don’t count’ as lezerbean if it’s yer cousin’!”

    • Ms Gomez

      Bullshit… “Lesbian Cousins” is a genre down south.
      It has it’s own section at Blockbuster and all.

  7. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Jupiter Rising Set
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    Uhmm Isn’t that Charlie Dunham?

  8. Scarlett Johansson Skinny Tight Dress Chef Set
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    Her boobs used to be so nice…

  9. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    I think he’s on steroids.

  10. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
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    Nice try, Candice. But that mask’s not going to stop me from staring at your tits.

  11. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    If he doesn’t actually believe he’s shaking his shadow’s hand, then this world makes no sense anymore…

  12. Jon Hamm ESPY Awards
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    He’s lost a couple of inches…

  13. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Jupiter Rising Set
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    He’s becoming quite the leading man.

  14. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Polk
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    Looks more like a little camel than a little piggy

  15. Peter Berg Making Out With Whitney Cummings Legs Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
    JC
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    Both her shows suck/sucked ass, but she’s got nice gams.

  16. Marissa Miller Tight Dress ESPY Awards
    Weeblo
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    Damn and to think she run Yahoo! Too!!

  17. Scarlett Johansson Skinny Tight Dress Chef Set
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    What I want to eat doesn’t come on a plate. It’s her pussy fyi.

  18. Rachel Leigh Cook Pregnant
    Jake
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    Some waiving a flag reading “Sucked Steve-O’s cock” should proceed her everywhere.

  19. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Good, he’s on steroids… That worked out so well for Aaron Carter…

  20. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    Considering that she’s, like, waaaayyyy over 6 feet tall, I guess that every flap of labia displayed here must be roughly, all proportions guarded, 5 to 6 inches long. That’s a whole lot of labia. o_O

  21. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
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    Only now is it dawning on him that he’s become tied to the Trek fandom.

  22. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    Weeblo
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    So happy to see Pauly can finally marry his boytoy

  23. Jenna Dewan Nipples Mom Boobs Witches Of East End Set
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    I wanna Channing all over her Tatum

  24. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    If he’s trying to hide behind her, it won’t work.

  25. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
    JW
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    “Which of you are gay again?”

  26. Corey Feldman
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    Nope, no molestation aftereffects here…

  27. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    I’d rock the seesaw…

  28. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    His toupee is sliding off.

  29. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
    Little Tongue
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    This one has clearly given up — before she was even born…

  30. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    And here we meet James Gandolfini’s “special” brother, Tom…

  31. Roselyn Sanchez Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Two of the nicest asses in Hollywood….

  32. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    ♫ The Douche Boat, soon will be making another run… ♫

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    I’m sure Daddy Toe-tally loves this shit..ba dump dump.

  34. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    Hugging his imaginary friend?

  35. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Pine Table Fever
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    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates
    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates
    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates
    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates
    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates
    Please be a ransom photo from Somalian pirates

  36. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    She dumped Manti?

  37. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
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    I thought it was Keanu minus jacket plus smile.

  38. Marissa Miller Tight Dress ESPY Awards
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    Nice ass. Fuck it, nice everything.

  39. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
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    Dentures – Check
    Wig – Check
    Neck Waddle – Check

  40. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
    Juch
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    From “Saved by the Bell” to “Dinner Bell”.

  41. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Where’s Sharknado when we need it.

  42. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Jupiter Rising Set
    EricLR
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    Come with me if you want to…dance!

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    rospo
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    one magic day, he’ll be soooo ashamed of those tattoos.

  44. Jon Hamm ESPY Awards
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    He’s half the man he used to be.

  45. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
    Pine Table Fever
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    ‘..ok, a show of fingers, how many dicks have you handled which weren’t your own.’

  46. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
    EricLR
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    He’s been hanging out with Clint Eastwood’s invisible Obama.

  47. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
    Smell My Hair
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    “And this is my good friend, Elvis.”

  48. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
    EricLR
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    Stealing Jesse’s dog out of jealousy.

  49. Nicole Richie Bikini Instagram
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    What a twisted world we live in. Lindsay Lohan looks like a 60 year old chain smoking hooker, and Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie look more fuckable than ever. 10 years ago it the opposite.

  50. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    EricLR
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    Which one of these men is homeless?

    Ha! Trick question!

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