The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.7.11

April 7th, 2011 // 333 Comments

See? Why can’t Candice Swanepoel be a fatty like this? That’s all Victoria’s Secret is sayin’.

Thursday. The Crap We Missed. ACTIVATE: The Situation apparently makes that stupid face when even he’s just looking at a picture of him presumably making that stupid face. Nick Hogan‘s new friend looks thrilled to be offered a ride home. Look! Ashley Judd came out of her cocoon! And Chris Jericho is definitely not showing American Idol’s Nick Durbin his penis. Why would you possibly think that?

Amanda Seyfried‘s face kind of looks like Madonna’s,

- The Superficial

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  1. Wynonna Judd
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    Khloe’s evil oompa loompa twin

  2. Luke Perry
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    Did the funding cuts affect his ability to not look homeless?

  3. LA Juice

    You should Have Seen Luke Perry on the news today. To paraphrase:

    Reporter: “We have Luke Perry here at at at protest rally in Sherman Oaks, protesting more educational budget cuts. Luke what is the point of this protest?”

    Luke: “Its black Thursday, we are protesting school budget cuts”

    Reporter: “Wow how will this school suffer?”

    Luke: “They are gonna lose counselors, its gonna be like 1 counselor to 1000 kids. How are the kids gonna get counseled?”

    Reporter: “Counselors?”

    Luke: “yea! oh teachers too, I think.”

    • the cuts we need to make are in the military. that accounts for 53% of all tax money spent. these local budgets are a drop of piss in the ocean by comparison. cutting services like schools is more about keeping tomorrows voters uneducated today.

      • Dan

        “the cuts we need to make are in the military. that accounts for 53% of all tax money spent” [citation-needed]

        I think it is probably half of federal discretionary spending, but not total federal spending.

      • Dan

        And I am not sayin we shouldn’t cut military spending either… just saying it is not half of all spending.

      • The entire Department of Defense only makes up 12% of the 2010 budget…Medicaid ALONE is more than that.

        I realize it’s popular to say how much we can save by cutting defense budgets, but there’s SHITLOADS more being spent on social and welfare programs.

      • David Stockman

        DoD is 19% of the US Budget (not 12%) but because defenses spending includes non-DoD expenses (such as healthcare, civilian agency support, etc), Defense related spending is considered to be between 28-38% of the 2010 Budget (varys depending on what is included as Defense spending.) Of course, Defense spending, as a constant 20% of the Budget, should also share 20% of the debt interest that make up the 6% interest of the budget (or an additional 1.25% of the Budget)

      • i’ll try to find the source some time today, it really is over 50%. but that’s to include contractors (a lot of military operations are outsourced to hide true mil spending), and is both the mil budget and other hidden discretionary spending.

    • krutboo

      the win goes to McFeely!

  4. Nick Hogan
    Myles Kilometers
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    This was their joking response when asked by the photographer who the designated driver is.

  5. Chris Jericho American Idol James Durbin
    Deacon Jones
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    They’re cutting up lines.

  6. Katherine Heigl
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    Her in that dress is a walking nitemare

  7. William H. Macy
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    apparently he’s undercover as an aging hippie named Wiltern who sells CD’s and pimps nerdy asian girls.

  8. Wynonna Judd
    Deacon Jones
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    Look, it’s Pizza the Hut!

  9. Amanda Seyfried
    Bucky Barnes
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    She looks tired, I hope Big Ben didn’t keep her up all night.

  10. Gisele Bundchen
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    It’s hard to be taken seriously when you’re posing with footware that’s not even real shoes, and you’ weren’t even wiling to wear them.

  11. Chris Jericho American Idol James Durbin
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    “so you said it’s $5 to look at it, or $20 to touch, right?”

  12. The Situation
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    Sitch doesn’t seem that excited to get his picture taken with Will I Am.

  13. Wynonna Judd
    Forklift
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    I thought the Supermoon was last week.

  14.  Renee Zellweger
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    Wow, doable~ too bad she can’t just walk around with a soft focus lens around her all day

  15. Dustin Hoffman
    SuperT
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    Alas, another man cursed with Popeye syndrome

  16. Ashton Kutcher
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    Someone call the fire department…there’s a douche on the roof.

  17. Dustin Hoffman
    Forklift
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    “Hey Dustin! Loved you in Ishtar!”

  18. Luke Perry
    Cock Dr
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    Thank U for not being in sharp focus. That would hurt even more than this did.

  19. Nick Hogan
    Deacon Jones
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    I think that dude on the right just realized who he’d be blowing for a ride home that night.

  20. Chris Jericho American Idol James Durbin
    Bucky Barnes
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    Are you certain that wasn’t the Brokeback Steakhouse? You can’t beat their meat.

  21. Jennifer Tilly
    Deacon Jones
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    Bad pic. Sex chick, however

  22. Dustin Hoffman
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    looks old ever since lawrence olivier pulled his teeth out

  23. Katherine Heigl
    eyeee
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    omg. that face. that outfit. certifiable retard.

  24. William H. Macy
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    good disguise. must still be fleein that interview

  25. Dustin Hoffman
    Deacon Jones
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    I’ll ask you fuckers ONE MORE TIME. Who swapped my contacts with my Viagra pills? My eye’s swelling up, and my dick keeps looking at my right palm.”

  26. Rosa Blasi
    Deacon Jones
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    Watch out for that Spanish blood!

    They are firecrackers, those girls. Spaz in an instant!

  27. Wynonna Judd
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    “Two…count ‘em…it took two drums of orange spray to get all of me.”

    Someone should tell her that her casper hands don’t match her Jersey shore orange face. also, nice double-boob there fatty…

  28. William H. Macy
    Deacon Jones
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    “Stop fucking my wife!!”

  29. Katherine Heigl
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    that dress looks like one of those games where you try to move a bb around a maze to a hole. Except that instead of a bb, it’s my penis, and instead of a hole…well, no it’s still a hole.

  30. Jennifer Tilly
    Yup.
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    Agreed… still sexy.

  31.  Renee Zellweger
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    Tommy Hilfiger has bouncers in Milan?

  32. Ashton Kutcher
    gaudi
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    Shill

  33. Nick Hogan
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    So which one of you is going home with that black chick?

  34. Jennifer Tilly
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    I thought Bonnie had the baby last season?

  35. Ashton Kutcher
    Mandi
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    This is the most feminine Hillary Swank has ever looked.

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Ed
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    I’d like to feed her my meater

  37.  Renee Zellweger
    Colin
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    I dunno what’s more scrunched up, her dress or her face.

  38. Dustin Hoffman
    PtC
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    Definitely, definitely getting old…definitely

  39. Amanda Seyfried
    Ed
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    She looks like she’s suffering from the Phillipe crabs. They keep you up all night.

  40. Wynonna Judd
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    “Two! That’s right, I’m eating for two.”

  41. Dustin Hoffman
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    He and Chritopher Walken should do a show together called “dudes looking old”

  42. Rosa Blasi
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    she was looking good until I worked my up to her 50 year old face. Which is pretty unfortunate for a 38 year old body.

  43. Dustin Hoffman
    I Rock Socks Off
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    He must have wandered away from his caregiver.

  44. Rosa Blasi
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    BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    that handfull of change is all that was keeping her from blowing away in a light breeze.

  46. I would totally take her out to dinner at a 5-star restaurant. And it would still be a cheap date.

  47. Luke Perry
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    wait…funding cuts? Luke Perry sends his kids to public school? that’s not very 90210…

  48. Dustin Hoffman
    Hola
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    Is he having a stroke?

  49. Wynonna Judd
    Garrett
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    “As we go on… we remember… all of the times we… had together…
    And as our lives change… come whatever… we will still be… Friends Forever. ” – Vitamin Hep C

  50. Nick Hogan
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    “I’ll be killing this guy next~”

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