I don’t care what kind of horse hormones he’s putting in his body, that is one ripped senior citizen.

True, but whuck is up with that vein??

His vascular system is trying to escape his body.

A hardcore heroin addict wishes he had that type of veinage.

How many people are on Jersey Shore now?!

“Ay yo, where’d they put duh Metamucil?”

That’s not a vein! That’s a tube pumping HGH into his body, 24/7, just like Bane.

Photographic evidence that infants and the elderly both make the same face while crapping in their pants.

Black dude! *slugs neighbor in shoulder*

Older, but still our Rambo!!

Sly getting too high brow with the titles

Bullet In The Head… Just curious, was this picture taken at the moment of impact?

When I was a kid I would have never thought Sylvester Stallone’s arms would be almost as big as Madonna’s.

YO TOUPEE.

Lou Reed looks fit.

He’s still dangerous. Dangerously close to self parody.

He looks like a tortoise who can’t find his shell.

A bullet in the head isn’t going to stop him at all.

Lipstick : Pig :: Tattoo : Stallone

Another hollywood moron jumps on the tattoo bandwagon

Amazing, his head is the same shape as Linus Van Pelt’s.

He looks like one of those 4chan faces.

I wish I had that hair

Sad Keanu got nuthin’ on Utterly Disoriented Sly.