The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.28.12

June 28th, 2012 // 581 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.

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  1. SeeAlice

    Looks like she is about to take a dump

  2. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
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    It was bound to happen… She crapped out a black guy…

  3. John Travolta Savages Premiere
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    Mr. Travolta! Mr. Travolta! Show us where you HAVEN’T been touched!!

  4. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
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    Don’t laugh, he got a good 5 or 6 bucks for his appearance.

  5. Al Roker Ann Curry Joe Manganiello Channing Tatum Today Show
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    I don’t think I want to see a pregnant Al Roker…

  6. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    Dick Hell
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    Kinda hard to understand how she could ever look in the mirror and decide this was a good idea.

  7. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
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    You look away! You look away now!!!

  8. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    YoMamma
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    She’s in Milan? Seriously… what the fuck.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    Frank Burns
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    Must be choreography for her musical tribute to the human centipede.

  10. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “Massage this, bitches! Xenu in da house!”

  11. Yvonne Strahovski See Through Dress
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    She is stunning… The fact that she voices a hot character in the Mass Effect series is just icing. Don’t judge me

  12. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
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    He looks confused. His cue card must have a word containing more than one syllable.

  13. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    Abby Normal
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    John’s exhibiting some tension in his thighs and buttocks. Poor guy hasn’t had a good p-spot massage in more than a month.

    • Animal

      Spoken like someone knowledgeable on the topic. You must enjoy the sensation of objects in your bum, just as you assert Mr. Travolta does.

      • Sven Golly

        Pretty certain anyone who uses the term “bum” enjoys a good diddle now and then. (and yes, I realize that includes most citizens of the Commonwealth)

      • gosh sven golly

        Mostly sure “bum” is a very commonly used term in UK in place of butt and you cannot possibly say they all enjoy a good “diddle”.

      • Schmidtler

        every dude in the UK enjoys a good diddle, because they’re all queer. there – it’s been done! and you said it wasn’t possible!

      • Is this John’s attorney? If so…

        OBJECTION!

  14. Kevin James Fat Beard Chris Rock Grown Ups 2
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    Well at least we know who’s been stealing whose lunch…

  15. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
    Hank E. Ring
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    This guy used to own the world and all the pussy in it. Appreciate the now as this is our future.

  16. Christopher Meloni Savages Premiere
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    Uhmmm Chris… Uhnmmm behind you, dude…

  17. Medina Butt Bikini
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    who?…i mean anus!

  18. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    Alison
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    Paisley should be added to the list of things that aren’t Kosher.

  19. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra
    Hank E. Ring
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    Steven Tyler shouldn’t wear orange.

  20. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    Daddy! Daddy! Show me how you suck the life essence out of somebody!!

  21. Yvonne Strahovski See Through Dress
    Frank Burns
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    Pretty!

  22. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
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    Nice outfit J-Ho!

  23. Snooki Pregnant Belly Legs Jumper
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    I don’t see…oh. At first I didn’t notice her among all the other two ton objects.

  24. John Travolta Savages Premiere
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    Hmmm. From the back, he looks like Jorge, the Mexican dishwasher from the diner I frequent.

  25. Shaquille O'Neal Cop Uniform Bald Grown Ups 2
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    How long does it take to film this crap? This thing has been in production for awhile now it seems.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Geisha Outfit Twitter
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    That guy is the ghost of careers past.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    FanGirl
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    omg haha

    I hate pictures

  28. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
    Frank Burns
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    Does the sun pass closest to the earth in Milan or something?

  29. Jennifer Lopez Legs Spread Glittery Body Suit
    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured, stage right: extra special guest Miss Piggy wearing the exact same outfit

  30. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I could live with him showing us his underwear if he’d hide what’s going on in his head

  31. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Mr. Poop
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    That is not a male.

  32. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
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    Mmmm…Freida Pinto.

  33. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    Enidaj
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    God this woman is disgusting. Nice example to set for your daughters, dirty pig.

  34. Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Watering Bushes Garden Hose
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    You go to Milan, you stay in Milan!

  35. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    Crazed Abandon
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    …and this is the little fella that cause all the trouble!

  36. John Travolta Savages Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    “THIS isn’t straight, either.”

  37. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Enidaj
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    Looking every inch the rock star.

  38. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
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    It was only a matter of time before they did a hologram of Whitney Houston.

  39. Steven Tyler Hat Scarf Leather Pants
    Dick Hell
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    When your girdle protrudes farther than your stuffed crotch it might be time to hang it up.

  40. Medina Butt Bikini
    Mr. Poop
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    Is that a bulge?

  41. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
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    OY! This fat goy next to me smells like Gefilte.

  42. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    Viewer
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    I don’t know what she is doing to him but I’d like to apply for that job.

  43. Rabbi Shmuley Jon Gosselin
    catapostrophe
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    Large ties.

  44. Christian Bale Freida Pinto Knight Of Cups
    Deacon Jones
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    Do you smell dat curry baby?? mmmm, der’s more where dat came from…”

  45. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
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    That’s a woman who you could run over to and just cum all over her and she would just sort of shrug it off as something that happens. Like spilled coffee.

  46. Burt Reynolds Red Glasses
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    He needs to own it and lose the wig.

  47. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    tmid
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    Boys don’t cry.

    • Easy, Breezy, Douchiful

      Yes, they do when they walk into glass doors all the time. So this is how he has to walk around now….

  48. Shauna Sand Side Boob Legs Minidress
    FanGirl
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    Courtney Stodden’s role model

  49. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    DeucePickle
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    Which Ronson sister is this ?

  50. Justin Bieber Duck Lips
    Crazed Abandon
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    Ricky Martin pretended he’s straight too. He’s a lot happier now Justin.

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