Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where, I hope for his sake, Kevin James is wearing a fat suit on the Grown Ups 2 set, Ann Curry is the creme in the Heads or Tails Oreo Cookie scenario that I endlessly fantasize about and have multiple sketches of in a spiral notebook got a little visit from Big Dick Richie, Christian Bale apparently uses the same research methods for film roles as Andrew Garfield does, Rosie Perez is 47, fucking 47, and John Travolta makes a completely heterosexual offer to the paparazzi.
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Looks like she is about to take a dump
It was bound to happen… She crapped out a black guy…
Mr. Travolta! Mr. Travolta! Show us where you HAVEN’T been touched!!
Don’t laugh, he got a good 5 or 6 bucks for his appearance.
I don’t think I want to see a pregnant Al Roker…
Kinda hard to understand how she could ever look in the mirror and decide this was a good idea.
Somebody taped a picture of Selena Gomez over the mirror.
Yeah, creepily resembles Octo’s O-face.
I think she’s actually re-enacting the birth of her twins.
You look away! You look away now!!!
She’s in Milan? Seriously… what the fuck.
My thoughts exactly.
She goes wherever the sun shines over
Must be choreography for her musical tribute to the human centipede.
No WAY does she belong in the front of a human centipede.
“Massage this, bitches! Xenu in da house!”
She is stunning… The fact that she voices a hot character in the Mass Effect series is just icing. Don’t judge me
Agreed
Miranda was my love interest too
Mine too and I am not ashamed to say it! (But I won’t reveal my identity :))
He looks confused. His cue card must have a word containing more than one syllable.
John’s exhibiting some tension in his thighs and buttocks. Poor guy hasn’t had a good p-spot massage in more than a month.
Spoken like someone knowledgeable on the topic. You must enjoy the sensation of objects in your bum, just as you assert Mr. Travolta does.
Pretty certain anyone who uses the term “bum” enjoys a good diddle now and then. (and yes, I realize that includes most citizens of the Commonwealth)
Mostly sure “bum” is a very commonly used term in UK in place of butt and you cannot possibly say they all enjoy a good “diddle”.
every dude in the UK enjoys a good diddle, because they’re all queer. there – it’s been done! and you said it wasn’t possible!
Is this John’s attorney? If so…
OBJECTION!
Well at least we know who’s been stealing whose lunch…
This guy used to own the world and all the pussy in it. Appreciate the now as this is our future.
Not in THOSE shades.
But you’re okay with the mother of the bride hat?
& the wooly worm brows???
He still owns all the over 60 pussy….and that my friend is good enough for Burt!
Uhmmm Chris… Uhnmmm behind you, dude…
who?…i mean anus!
Paisley should be added to the list of things that aren’t Kosher.
Paisley is still less gay than Jon Gosselin.
“The Ties that Bind.”
Steven Tyler shouldn’t wear orange.
Daddy! Daddy! Show me how you suck the life essence out of somebody!!
Pretty!
Nice outfit J-Ho!
I don’t see…oh. At first I didn’t notice her among all the other two ton objects.
Hmmm. From the back, he looks like Jorge, the Mexican dishwasher from the diner I frequent.
How long does it take to film this crap? This thing has been in production for awhile now it seems.
That guy is the ghost of careers past.
omg haha
I hate pictures
Does the sun pass closest to the earth in Milan or something?
Not pictured, stage right: extra special guest Miss Piggy wearing the exact same outfit
I could live with him showing us his underwear if he’d hide what’s going on in his head
That is not a male.
Mmmm…Freida Pinto.
God this woman is disgusting. Nice example to set for your daughters, dirty pig.
The best part is that she’s picking up her boyfriend/pimp from a medical marijuana dispensary
You go to Milan, you stay in Milan!
…and this is the little fella that cause all the trouble!
“THIS isn’t straight, either.”
Looking every inch the rock star.
It was only a matter of time before they did a hologram of Whitney Houston.
When your girdle protrudes farther than your stuffed crotch it might be time to hang it up.
Is that a bulge?
Have you ever seen a vagina, Mr. Poop? Maybe someday.
OY! This fat goy next to me smells like Gefilte.
I don’t know what she is doing to him but I’d like to apply for that job.
Large ties.
TIes That Bind….dammit I hate when I hit the wrong reply.
Do you smell dat curry baby?? mmmm, der’s more where dat came from…”
That’s a woman who you could run over to and just cum all over her and she would just sort of shrug it off as something that happens. Like spilled coffee.
Sounds good to me.
He needs to own it and lose the wig.
Boys don’t cry.
Yes, they do when they walk into glass doors all the time. So this is how he has to walk around now….
Courtney Stodden’s role model
Courtney Stodden’s younger sister.
Wo the hell is Courtney Stodden?
Which Ronson sister is this ?
Ricky Martin pretended he’s straight too. He’s a lot happier now Justin.