The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.27.13

June 27th, 2013 // 448 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it seems to be possibly pregnant day for Katie Holmes, Paz de la Huerta and Lena Dunham. Although in reality, it’s probably just a weird angle, gallons of semen/booze, or fried mozzarella, respectively. There’s also Jonah Hill looking a little upset to be caught carrying his purse and Mickey Rourke, who solved that problem by just wearing his around his neck.

Best to keep your spare face parts as close as possible, I always say,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joel McHale High As Fuck
    ruckus
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    Potatoes, Ziti, Beans, Joel McHale.

    4 things that are baked.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
    johnny p!
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    Oh, Spaz-de-la-Hurtya…
    You shiny faced bag of crazy…
    Let them make fun of your questionable, ill-fitting outfit.
    You’ll kill ‘em all later, right?

  3. Jonah Hill Pissed Off Carrying Messenger Bag
    flats
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    Look how serious he is, you guys! Take him seriously dammit!

  4. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
    ruckus
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    STOP CHEWING THE GUM BEFORE YOU EXPLODE!!!

  5. Alice Eve Cleavage The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    looks like she needs some summer’s eve.

  6. Jonah Hill Pissed Off Carrying Messenger Bag
    johnny p!
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    I know a S.F.A.W.I.F* when I see one!
    Way to go about your business and give the evil eye to the paps, sir!

    (* Serious Fat Actor With Influential Friends)

  7. Serena Williams Crouching Down Wimbledon Day 4
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    “If I loose this point Im gonna shit right on this english green lovely grass”

  8. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    ruckus
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    SAVE FERRIS

  9. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    johnny p!
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    Sort of a Pygmalion and Mr. Ed mash-up, no?

  10. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Sweatpants Instagram
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    She gave that meadow a boner.

  11. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Sweatpants Instagram
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    look at the beautiful mountains in this nature pic

  12. Katie Holmes Baby Bump
    johnny p!
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    Xenu’s revenge is slow, but sure…

  13. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    ruckus
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    Why doesn’t he just binder clip the skin on his back?

  14. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    Her eyes look painted on.

    All of it. The irises, pupils, whites, etc. It’s kind of creepy really.

  15. Jonah Hill Pissed Off Carrying Messenger Bag
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    I love his sandwich bag.

  16. Lena Dunham Fat Headphones Girls Set
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    Being that shitty looks like effort.

  17. Lena Dunham Fat Headphones Girls Set
    flat
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    Gross. Just gross.

  18. Joel McHale High As Fuck
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    He looks like Steve Carell’s brother

  19. Lena Dunham Fat Headphones Girls Set
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    if she gets any fatter they’re going to have to change the name of the show to whales.

  20. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Lace Stretch Pants Instagram
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    Looks like she sharted.

    • George P Burdell

      I think it is an anti-shart. She has sucked in her shirt and all the air in the room. Her two friends are already gasping for air.

  21. Hayden Panettiere Fondling Statue Breast Wladimir Klitschko Romeo & Juliet Balcony
    Josephus
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    “No lie, they feel just like mine!”

  22. Alice Eve Cleavage The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    donkeylicks
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    All I see when looking at her is a set of black undergarments.

  23. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Jack Ketch
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    He always looks so damned uncomfortable in pictures with her … awkward. The body language isn’t good. You can tell she’s a heavy smoker now, ick.

  24. Channing Tatum Feeling Pregnant Womans Belly Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    that’s paz de la huerta’s belly he’s rubbing.

  25. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Who impregnanted that?!

  26. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Lace Stretch Pants Instagram
    johnny p!
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    She also posted it on Craigslist:
    “Single Black female wants to take it up the ass
    while my posse watches the Paula Deen apology video.
    Be fit, GL and under 30.
    Condoms optional”

  27. Mickey Rourke Purse Around Neck Knit Hat
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    “I was hoping I might find you here, Potter. You’re far too inquisitive to remain among the living.”

  28. Jonah Hill Pissed Off Carrying Messenger Bag
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    His weight loss didn’t last I see. I guess he is too busy being “serious.”

    • squiggy

      actually losing the lost weight is a good thing for jona… remember how newman stopped being funny after he lost the wait (don’t act like you didn’t notice!)? losing the weight that established who you are is worse than going full retard…

    • Pine Table Fever

      Adobe ran out of Photoshop. It will be another four months before supply is back to normal levels.

  29. Joel McHale High As Fuck
    donkeylicks
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    I hope that he is a blood donor, look at the size of those veins! Anyway, the American Red Cross only cares if you take drugs intravenously so marijuanas fine.

  30. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    Tara Reid in 5 years.

  31. Jamie Foxx GMA
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    Jamie Foxx seen here making fun of polio victims.

  32. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    Batu Khan
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    Look at the body language. Even Broderick wants to stay away from Parker now.

  33. Jeremy Irons Long Jacket Sinead Cusack The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    brick
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    You know what chaps my ass? Celebrities with their crappy worn out looking pants tucked in their half-laced not even goodwill worthy combat boots. Looks awful to me…and I usually couldn’t care less what people wear.

  34. Jamie Foxx GMA
    donkeylicks
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    Jamie went full-retarded but it worked!

  35. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    icky pop

  36. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Jeans Danny Cipriani
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    White tight pants do her justice.

  37. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bra Sweatpants Instagram
    Josephus
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    Not where I would put the target, but all right, here goes…

  38. Mr. T Ratty Knit Hat Lords Gym Sweatshirt
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    “Pity the fool,” that tells me my ski cap is insde out.

  39. Timothy Olyphant Long Hair Dodgers Jersey
    Batu Khan
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    When did Cameron Diaz grow a beard?!

  40. Jonah Hill Pissed Off Carrying Messenger Bag
    BB
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    “Shit–something not that chill just happened in the backseat of my pants…”

  41. Master P Fat Louis Vuitton Hoodie Skull Cap
    Josephus
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    More like Master DD.

  42. Mickey Rourke Purse Around Neck Knit Hat
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    Has anyone seen my man purse? Anyone?

  43. Alice Eve Cleavage The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    brick
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    I like her. I like her a lot!

  44. Joel McHale High As Fuck
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So it’s a documentary about hairlines?

  45. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Lace Stretch Pants Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fake leather, fake ass, and fake gold… a rapping trifecta.

  46. Lena Dunham Fat Headphones Girls Set
    MD2020
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    “Now there’s somebody I hope gets naked over and over again in her show!”, said nobody ever.

  47. Kristen Bell Cleavage Weight Veronica Mars Set
    Josephus
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    Come on, no whammy, no whammy…and STOP!

    “PREGNANCY BOOBS!”

  48. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
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    She hasn’t taken off that heavy black eye-liner since the “Sex & the City 2″ movie.

  49. Jeremy Irons Long Jacket Sinead Cusack The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I imagine this is what someone would wear to Coachella in medieval times.

  50. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Lace Stretch Pants Instagram
    Josephus
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    In every photo like this, there are two bl…oh, hell. There’s never been a photo like this.

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