The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.23.16

Welcome to Thurdsay’s The Crap We Missed starting with not Instagram boobs for the first time in as long as I can remember. Are Selena Gomez’s buttcheeks really good enough to unseat another Abigail Ratchford “Hey, look at these things I’m holding over my naked boobs” lead photo? Only time will tell. But most of you are buried in Amanda Seyfried’s vagina right now, so I don’t even know when you’ll get to this post. Hopefully laughing at Ben Affleck looking like the bloated corpse of Ben Affleck will still be a thing, but if not I really don’t care. We’re literally Scrooge McDuck-ing it in vag-click money over here. *backstrokes through gold coins, asks Fish if he has a pain in his chest, too*

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