The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.23.11

June 23rd, 2011 // 649 Comments

“So, I found these ribs in your trash. Be a shame to see ‘em go to waste.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux already posing for photos together while his ex-girlfriend’s body is still warm, probably because she’s still alive, Kirsten Dunst demonstrating her ability to wait hours for her prey and the other passenger Ryan Dunn forgot to pick up. Poor kid waited by the door all night…

Is Fitch Italian for “George Clooney won’t marry me?”

- The Superficial

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  1. Annie

    KATY PERRY IS A GINGER NOW BUT LOOKS FUG

    please cover, le Fish.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux
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    just another co-star she “got in a rel with” before the premiere came out. then, how long does it last?

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    You gonna eat that?

  4. Kanye West
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    today its a just couple chains, tomorrow he OG’s (overgold)..
    (how’s he go to the bathroom with that shit on?)

  5. Maria Shriver
    DeucePickle
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    I’ll now take wagers on the amount of “Cryptkeeper” comments that are about to flood in here and set the over/under at 17.

  6. Joe Francis
    TomFrank
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    “Your Tiger-Crane can never defeat my Eagle’s Claw! Er, I mean, welcome to P.F. Chang’s.”

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Topher
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    Is it just me, or does she look like she’s smuggling a sausage around her thighs… Nevermind… Forgot who we’re talking about..

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    dontlooknow
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    “My (saddle)bags are packed, I’m ready to go; I’m standin’ here outside your door…”

  9. Michael Bay
    TomFrank
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    Awww…bad hair day for Fabio.

  10. Kanye West
    JPC
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    Born in Georgia, grew up in Chicago, goes to Lakers games….But wearing a Mavericks hat. Yeah, I’m sure that has nothing to do with them just winning the championship and him being a frontrunner, right?

  11. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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    very nice, i should go visit rosie.. rosie palm

  12. Hilary Duff
    DeucePickle
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    did it just get 1973 in here ?

  13. Maria Shriver
    Cock Dr
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    Leave her alone.
    Can’t you see she has problems?

    • she does. she should talk to my sis in law. they look like twins and went thru the same thing. well cept my bro’s sidechick was 19 and hot as fuck

      • Big_Mike

        So since you say there were “twins” you do realize you’re implying that Maria Shriver is “hot as fuck.” You got some problems man, schedule an optometrist appointment.

      • Michelle

        If I read that correctly, dudeatdudedotdude was saying his brother’s mistress was hot as fuck not his sister-in-law. I’m not sure if you’ve seen pictures of Arnie’s mistress but she’s … well … not exactly a 10. It was his sister-in-law that he compared to the mummy. So apparently you’re only allowed to look like hell if your hubby cheated on you with a 19-year-old hottie rather than an overweight maid right under your nose and living in your home?

  14. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
    Coyote
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    Who in their right mind would want to see this train wreck naked

  15. Kevin Bacon
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    Is he playing the UnaBacon?

  16. Billy Bob Thornton
    Cock Dr
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    Anorexia: Not just for girls.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    M3Essential
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    Hey! Hey! My career goes in this one you fucking walnut bandit!

  18. Kirstie Alley
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    You know, normally I am against leather but considering the number of animals it took to give her that figure, it’s really a moot point.

    • AleisterCrowley

      Do you realize how many nauga hydes it woulda taken to clothe that bohemoth? Also she’s 60. Please wear mumus and the polyester pant suits that are acceptable for your age

      • Tracey

        Do you see a lot of 60 year old women in your hood wearing polyester pant suits? If so, I’m pretty sure you are also 60.

      • AleisterCrowley

        So only other seniors can see polyester pantsuits? I’m half her age but I’ve seen grandmas wearing old people clothes.

  19. Billy Bob Thornton
    dontlooknow
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    He sure can look like trailer-trash when he wants too….

  20. Kevin Bacon
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    neil yuck?

  21. Kirstie Alley
    Cock Dr
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    Honey, you’ve lost a lot, but you’re just not there yet.

  22. Lady Gaga
    monster
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    Nothing says ‘pandering to the Japanese’ quite like anime eye makeup.

  23. Criss Angel
    dontlooknow
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    Why can’t he magically disappear? Forever, I mean.

  24. Eliza Doolittle
    dontlooknow
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    Seriously? WTF?

  25. Kevin Bacon
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    WINNING!

  26. Criss Angel
    Cock Dr
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    He has a douche reputation, but he looks pretty cleaned up & attractive here. Should I prescibe myself some strong meds for thinking that?

    • Colin

      I know, without the eyeliner and crazy eyes, I was thinking he doesn’t look half bad. Now I just feel dirty.

      • AleisterCrowley

        He does look better without so much eyeliner but it looks like he’s been crying for two weeks. Can’t really say I blame him there.

    • Mandi

      Before I write the prescription, I have a question for you…. are you completely or only partially blind? That’s important.

  27. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
    Cock Dr
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    Men really want to see this woman engaged in anal sex?
    What’s already on the internet isn’t enough?

  28. Michael Bay
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I don’t watch television or go to films and after scrolling through twenty four pictures I realise I haven’t missed a fucking thing.

  29. Heather Morris Glee Live
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    Nose left, right fist up…nose right, left fist up…nose right, right fist up…*SMACK*

  30. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
    DeucePickle
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    Looks like they spared no expense on reserving the finest warehouse in town

  31. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Chinny
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    You’d think a movie with a $400 million+ budget would be able to find an actress that can completely close her mouth every once in awhile.

  32. Lady Gaga
    Chinny
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    Lady Gaga looking like an idiot is the new boy who cried wolf. Someone call me when she’s wearing a working model of the solar system.

  33. Kanye West
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    Tack. E.

  34. Lady Gaga
    Cock Dr
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    The teacup is cute.
    Translation please?

  35. Billy Bob Thornton
    bdog821
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    Annika Sorenstam looks surprisingly good with a soul patch.

  36. Maria Shriver
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    Two geeks (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) meet an alien called Maria Shriver who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever.

  37. Criss Angel
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    Um, this is his wax statue, Fish.

  38. Kirstie Alley
    bdog821
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    Some poor sofa (the ottoman too) gave its life for that dress.

  39. Hilary Duff
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    Very nice. Oddly enough, it suits her perfectly.
    When Vanessa Hudgens does it she looks like a hobo burnout, when Duff does it it looks good.

  40. Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux
    It had to be said
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    That’s the way I smile when I got a hand job too!

  41. Elisabetta Canalis
    DKNY
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    I think they misspelled ‘BITCH’.

    • The Critical Crassness

      It’s a contraction of “Filthy and “Bitch”, which is what George thinks of her for mentioning marriage and his name in the same sentence.

  42. Joe Francis
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    A six foot tall man in a five foot ten body.

  43. Hilary Duff
    bdog821
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    A change purse would be the obvious solution to carrying your change in your ears.

  44. Heidi Klum Project Runway
    It had to be said
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    Whose body is she on?

  45. Heather Morris Glee Live
    DKNY
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    Awesome body, less than awesome face.

  46. Kirstie Alley
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    Hefty Cinch Sacks are a lot stronger than I give them credit for.

  47. Joe Francis
    DeucePickle
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    Tit’s or GTFO !

  48. Elisabetta Canalis
    It had to be said
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    Does that shirt say “feltch?” Giorgio, I no feltch you no more?

  49. Chyna Adult Video Back Door To Chyna
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    I thought that was Justine Bateman for a sec.

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