The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.20.13

June 20th, 2013 // 241 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is the usual offering of Wow, that looks super gay, or Haha! Nipples!, and, of course, Guys with rape-crazy eyes saying it all in the background. So, I’ll just get out of the way and point you to Marc Anthony reliving the marital bliss of being endlessly bitched at by his ex, the mystery of Donald Trump‘s hair getting revealed (It’s been all sideburn this whole time.), and Reese Witherspoon who’s not going to stop flashing her ass anytime soon.

This is American ground, Reese. I stand with your buttcheeks you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Peek a boo!

  2. John Travolta Fancy Wig Tiny Goatee Late Night With David Letterman
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    It’s as if he put super-glue on his chin and then had a masseuse tea-bag him.

  3. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
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    You see David?!?!?!? You see what happens to your hand after adjusting yourself so many times!?!?!
    I told you this would happen!

  4. Gisele Bundchen Bra See Through Shirt Twitter
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    I’ll take the one in the middle…

  5. Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez Daughter Emme School Event
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    Run you skinny bastard… Run before she smothers you again!

  6. Seal Weird Clothes Guy Playing With Ball Behind Him
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    “What do you mean he’s gonna make that yellow ball disappear?”

  7. Elisabetta Canalis Krav Maga Demonstration Pitti Uomo Fair
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    That dude in the background looks like the skinny guy from Pirates of the Caribbean, the one with the glass eye.

  8. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Rick
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    Dayum, baby! Curves for the fucking *win*.

  9. John Travolta Fancy Wig Tiny Goatee Late Night With David Letterman
    Rick
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    Dear Hollyweird:

    Please grow old gracefully.

    Love,
    Everyone

  10. Jessica Szohr Nipples Jessica Stam Discover Many Hopes Gala
    Rick
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    Excuse me, can you point me in the direction of…well, anywhere? Thank you.

  11. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
    Rick
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    “You have less plastic in you than my wife.”

  12. Kristen Bell Muffin Top Belly Post Pregnancy Weight Veronica Mars Set
    Rick
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    Jus’ a li’l muffin-toppage goin’ on, it’s okay; we still love you. :-)

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Chelsea Clinton’s turning into a bit of a slut.

  14. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
    Rick
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    Vanity, thy name is comb-over.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Corn Rows Legs Short Shorts
    Jack Ketch
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    Ugh … sorry, but corn-rows don’t look so good on white chicks.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Corn Rows Legs Short Shorts
    Wanda
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    Ahhh.. I see Big foot again

  17. Russell Brand Long Scarf Skinny Jeans Boots
    Rick
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    Steady…steaaady…

  18. John Travolta Fancy Wig Tiny Goatee Late Night With David Letterman
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    Gay Vulcanized transformation complete.

  19. John Travolta Fancy Wig Tiny Goatee Late Night With David Letterman
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    Glad Terl got rid of the dreads.

  20. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    Charlie Brown Trump has a football head.

  21. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
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    Good to see Prince Charles was there.

  22. Kristen Bell Muffin Top Belly Post Pregnancy Weight Veronica Mars Set
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    That movie is going to make back every penny of its crowd-sourced budget and then some. I predict it pulls in three million in it’s opening weekend.

  23. Christian Slater Sofia Skya Moscow International Film Festival
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    He’s working his way down the alphabet, A-list to B-list to C-list to D-list.

  24. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    Sweet! Does this mean he’s getting the band back together?

  25. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    Sweet! Does this mean he’s getting the band back together?
    (forgot to embed first time)

  26. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Yes! She is perfection.

  27. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    Trump has the most elaborate comb over in the history of vain balding guys.

  28. Russell Brand Long Scarf Skinny Jeans Boots
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    Something tells me he wasn’t there for the Free WiFi.

  29. John Travolta Fancy Wig Tiny Goatee Late Night With David Letterman
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    He looks like the Twilight version of Dracula.

  30. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
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    Wallace and Gromit – 2 of our best film stars. Not sure what Gromit is going to do Beckham with that spanner.

    • Here in the good ol’ US of A we would refer to that tool as a “wrench.” No biggee. Just thought I’d mention it. Have a nice day.
      (Christ those limeys are stupid.)

  31. Jessica Szohr Nipples Jessica Stam Discover Many Hopes Gala
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    I want to more of Jessica Szohr. I’ll let myself out.

  32. Joe Jonas MTV VH1 CMT & LOGO 2013 O Music Awards
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    Snappy award titles you have in the US.

    • The Illuminati Did It

      If you think that’s awsome, how ’bout the Fox911, CBN, TBN, GLAAD, and Which-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other awards coming in July!

  33. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
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    Is he going to shove that spanner up Beckham’s ass?

  34. Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez Daughter Emme School Event
    caley
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    You know she’s gotta be fearsome when the child is going to Nosferatu for comfort.

  35. Seal Weird Clothes Guy Playing With Ball Behind Him
    caley
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    “You call that a camera! Have I got a room to show you!”

  36. Reese Witherspoon Butt Cheek Flash Upskirt
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    The new racy image is going down well.

  37. Kristen Bell Muffin Top Belly Post Pregnancy Weight Veronica Mars Set
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    I’m surprised a smart girl like Veronica couldn’t figure out how to use her birth control.

  38. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
    Cock Dr
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    Gromit thinks he knows where Beckham hid the cheese.

  39. Willem Dafoe Damien D Smith Loves Routine Premiere Trigger Street Productions Presents Jameson First Shot Competition
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    Willem is auditioning for the role of Green Goblin again. They got every other Spider-Man villain in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″, might as well throw him in there too.

  40. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Instagram is a wonderful thing.

    Since I installed it on my phone, Ive been spending twice the amount of time on the toilet in the morning.

  41. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    I got it in her eyes? These new Xfinity internet speeds are amazing! And, sorry lady.

  42. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    What an asshole.

  43. David Beckham Wallace And Gromit Poster Queen Elizabeth Birthday Party Shanghai
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    “Are the outhouses literally connect to pig troughs, like I’ve heard? Wonderful….”

  44. Willem Dafoe Damien D Smith Loves Routine Premiere Trigger Street Productions Presents Jameson First Shot Competition
    Not Marvel
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    In just a few more years, Willem Dafoe will have fully transformed in to Christopher Walken.

  45. Willem Dafoe Damien D Smith Loves Routine Premiere Trigger Street Productions Presents Jameson First Shot Competition
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    “I was just standing here for my mom to take a picture. Help me.”

  46. Donald Trump Ridiculous Hair
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    Im trying real hard to figure out what’s going on here

  47. Gisele Bundchen Bra See Through Shirt Twitter
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    Picking out her undies for Aaron Hernandez’s arraignment. Classy!

  48. Reese Witherspoon Butt Cheek Flash Upskirt
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    I fully approve of all of her recent ass flashing. She didn’t do this stuff when she was younger, so she’s just late to the game.

  49. Reese Witherspoon Butt Cheek Flash Upskirt
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    Between Odd Job and the SUV, no wind attacks today.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Corn Rows Legs Short Shorts
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    The transformation is complete.

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