Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is the usual offering of Wow, that looks super gay, or Haha! Nipples!, and, of course, Guys with rape-crazy eyes saying it all in the background. So, I’ll just get out of the way and point you to Marc Anthony reliving the marital bliss of being endlessly bitched at by his ex, the mystery of Donald Trump‘s hair getting revealed (It’s been all sideburn this whole time.), and Reese Witherspoon who’s not going to stop flashing her ass anytime soon.
This is American ground, Reese. I stand with your buttcheeks you,
- Photo Boy