The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.11.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features Jenna Jovovich and Abigail Ratchford sharing pictures of each other’s giant breasts on Instagram, which shows a generosity of spirit from both women that I feel deserves the special reward of being reposted here so I don’t have to get a real job. You’re welcome, ladies. We’ve also got Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner practically dividing up assets right on the street, Mariah Carey’s overgrown hand because she forgot to alternate when beating the shit out of Nick Cannon, and Mr. T shilling soft drinks while wearing butterfly wings, which you guys should totally slam. Not me, though. We’re cool, T. I pity the fool that mocks yo– *gets spine snapped by 63 year old man*

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