The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.31.12

May 31st, 2012 // 394 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.

T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    Pretty sure any hippie would be OK with having this one shot… in public… with grenade launchers…

  2. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
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    This man is livin’ the dream… Having a midget with a purple mohawk following you around? I can only dream of this….

  3. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    BigDaddy
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    PURE DEE ULGY

  4. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
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    Well I think we all know who is walking who here…

  5. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Johnny P!
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    Cher fucked an Ewok?!?

  6. Triscuit

    She kind of looks like a horse, tapping her front hove for a carrot. 0.o

  7. Robert Pattinson
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    What’s that??? You’re team Edward?? How fucking nice for ya…

  8. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Charlie Hodge
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    Here’s Janice acting like a total bitch. Or what the rest of the world calls Thursday.

  9. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    SOB
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    Steven Tyler leaving yoga

  10. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
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    That chick is turning around to see who the father of her child is… Skarsgaard isn’t the only one with remote impregnation powers…

  11. Michael Fassbender Beard
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    I think he’s honestly threatening the paparazzi with s shot from his penis! Bravos, sir…

  12. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    Johnny P!
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    One of The Rock’s career highs.
    The midget? meh… it’s just another “we need a little person” acting gig.

  13. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
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    Well if I ever want to style my pubes I know who to ask…

  14. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    The Most Interesting
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    Dear God: Please tell me that’s Dinklage’s stand-in and this movie involves using midgets for T-ball.

  15. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    Johnny P!
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    Does the Church of Scientology MAKE them shop at Target?

  16. Brittani

    Snooki want smoosh smoosh.

  17. Robert Pattinson
    Bob
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    We’re seeing the epiphany of someone that just discovered what Russell Brand’s fantasies are all about.

  18. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Adam and Jamie test the myth you can find a fat woman’s vagina by rolling her in flour

  19. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    Art Crow
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    Yeah, yeah…shine him up real nice…turn him sideways…blah blah

  20. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
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    “Dinklage, I don’t care if that TV show made you a star. You signed a contract. Don’t make me send your stand-in inside to kick your ass.”

  21. Michael Fassbender Beard
    SOB
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    Is he 9ft tall?

  22. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    JC
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    My 7-year-old niece is gonna be pissed when she finds out that Snooki stole the canopy from her bed.

  23. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    Johnny P!
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    The ol’ ‘I know… I can’t help it, I’m really hot” apologetic shrug of the truly delusional.

  24. The Rock Baseball Bat Midget
    Alex
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    What is this movie? The prequel to Prometheus? Seems like they’ve been filming this forever.

  25. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
    Bob
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    In every photo set of Mark Wahlberg there’s always one of him making sure the ‘roids are leaving him something for the future.

  26. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    chloe
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    Woman in blue top “I told you not to engage her Mai Lin! Now I have to hold this crazy ass bitch who looks more asian than you down! Her pedicure will be totally ruined! You bring dishonor to Ho Mi’s Nail palace!”

  27. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
    Johnny P!
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    Calvin Klein called.
    You can keep the undies.

  28. Katie Holmes Legs Miniskirt Suri Cruise
    JC
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    I never thought to ask if mom jeans could be purchased in skirt form.

  29. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You’ve got to admire the Georgian architecture

  30. Joe Francis
    The Most Interesting
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    Proving, once again, that hot bottle blondes are dumber than you’d possibly believe.

  31. Lisa Rinna Cleavage Yoga Pants Collagen Lips
    ozmosis
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    Quack quack

  32. Ashton Kutcher
    JC
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    “Sometimes I cover my ears to try to stop the voices. They tell me to do things. Horrible, douchey things.”

  33. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ Dook, dook, dook, Dook of Earl, dook, dook… ♪

  34. Janice Dickinson Nail Salon
    Johnny P!
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    Janice: “The Asians worship me like a goddess, bitches!”
    Woman behind her (in Korean): “This how we get mummies ready for display in museums. Re-hydrate a little so they don’t flake. Questions?”

  35. Joe Francis
    Johnny P!
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    Carrie needs to step in front of that car and flip it into a fireball.

  36. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    JC
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    “Elmo likes the feel of Mr. Stewart’s sausage in Elmo’s furry little hand…”

  37. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
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    “Yo, does anyone know if it’s bad if you get that spray tan shit on your balls? Mine are itchin’ like a motherfuck.”

  38. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, because we’re totally into her eyes…

  39. Joe Manganiello Scarf Vest True Blood Premiere
    lillaliket
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    I so would

  40. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    “They’re always getting their junk out in public and only perform in the dark. I really love this show!”

  41. Robert Pattinson
    userofalltrades
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    “Ya what? You’re in a wheelchair? I hadn’t noticed.”

  42. Mark Wahlberg Crotch Grab Pain And Gain
    userofalltrades
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    “I miss my prosthetic dick”

  43. Terrence Howard Greasy Hair Styrofoam Container
    Johnny P!
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    The stars in this movie eat with silverware off china plates…

  44. Ashton Kutcher
    Jen
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    Someone blew a douche whistle.

  45. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
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    My god, it’s full of spores!

  46. Robert Pattinson
    Smapdi
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    “Tonight on E! News: What’s the hot new trend in young Hollywood? Laughing at the handicapped!”

  47. Jon Stewart Sesame Workshop
    DeucePickle
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    That’s not a see-saw !

  48. Paul Reubens Cheri Oteri True Blood Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Doesn’t really look like Cheri Oteri.

  49. Snooki Baby Bump Headband Boots
    Cher X
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    Hey remember when she took a picture of herself without make-up and she looked 10,000 times prettier?

    Yeah, the positive feedback had no effect on her what-so-ever…

  50. Ashton Kutcher
    Dick Hell
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    Check out the eyes, he’s morphing into Charlie Sheen. For anyone else I’d say that’s a bad thing, for Ashton, a big step up.

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