Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally seeing into Jason Segel‘s dressing room at the Sesame Workshop, and Michael Fassbender going full Jude Law.
T. Howe Vagslayer III, Esq. always leaves room for dessert. Ladies?
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Pretty sure any hippie would be OK with having this one shot… in public… with grenade launchers…
This man is livin’ the dream… Having a midget with a purple mohawk following you around? I can only dream of this….
For a second there I thought it was another picture of Snooki.
PURE DEE ULGY
Well I think we all know who is walking who here…
Cher fucked an Ewok?!?
She kind of looks like a horse, tapping her front hove for a carrot. 0.o
What’s that??? You’re team Edward?? How fucking nice for ya…
Here’s Janice acting like a total bitch. Or what the rest of the world calls Thursday.
Steven Tyler leaving yoga
Judging from a recent beach photo of Steven the boobs are about right. Nice catch.
That chick is turning around to see who the father of her child is… Skarsgaard isn’t the only one with remote impregnation powers…
I think he’s honestly threatening the paparazzi with s shot from his penis! Bravos, sir…
One of The Rock’s career highs.
The midget? meh… it’s just another “we need a little person” acting gig.
Well if I ever want to style my pubes I know who to ask…
Dear God: Please tell me that’s Dinklage’s stand-in and this movie involves using midgets for T-ball.
Does the Church of Scientology MAKE them shop at Target?
Snooki want smoosh smoosh.
We’re seeing the epiphany of someone that just discovered what Russell Brand’s fantasies are all about.
Adam and Jamie test the myth you can find a fat woman’s vagina by rolling her in flour
Brilliant!
Yeah, yeah…shine him up real nice…turn him sideways…blah blah
“Dinklage, I don’t care if that TV show made you a star. You signed a contract. Don’t make me send your stand-in inside to kick your ass.”
Is he 9ft tall?
Nope, but his penis is.
Yeah, what’s with the perspective? Are we looking at him in a funhouse mirror?
My 7-year-old niece is gonna be pissed when she finds out that Snooki stole the canopy from her bed.
The ol’ ‘I know… I can’t help it, I’m really hot” apologetic shrug of the truly delusional.
What is this movie? The prequel to Prometheus? Seems like they’ve been filming this forever.
In every photo set of Mark Wahlberg there’s always one of him making sure the ‘roids are leaving him something for the future.
Woman in blue top “I told you not to engage her Mai Lin! Now I have to hold this crazy ass bitch who looks more asian than you down! Her pedicure will be totally ruined! You bring dishonor to Ho Mi’s Nail palace!”
I never thought to ask if mom jeans could be purchased in skirt form.
Calvin Klein called.
You can keep the undies.
You’ve got to admire the Georgian architecture
Looks like an appropriate setting to launch a fragrance named Stank.
Yeah, but it has that happy-go-lucky, colorful style that says “Dublin!”
Proving, once again, that hot bottle blondes are dumber than you’d possibly believe.
Quack quack
“Sometimes I cover my ears to try to stop the voices. They tell me to do things. Horrible, douchey things.”
♪ Dook, dook, dook, Dook of Earl, dook, dook… ♪
Janice: “The Asians worship me like a goddess, bitches!”
Woman behind her (in Korean): “This how we get mummies ready for display in museums. Re-hydrate a little so they don’t flake. Questions?”
Carrie needs to step in front of that car and flip it into a fireball.
“Elmo likes the feel of Mr. Stewart’s sausage in Elmo’s furry little hand…”
“Yo, does anyone know if it’s bad if you get that spray tan shit on your balls? Mine are itchin’ like a motherfuck.”
Yeah, because we’re totally into her eyes…
I so would
“They’re always getting their junk out in public and only perform in the dark. I really love this show!”
“Ya what? You’re in a wheelchair? I hadn’t noticed.”
“I miss my prosthetic dick”
The stars in this movie eat with silverware off china plates…
Someone blew a douche whistle.
They have those? I am bringing one to Scott Disick’s house. And a crocodile.
My god, it’s full of spores!
“Tonight on E! News: What’s the hot new trend in young Hollywood? Laughing at the handicapped!”
That’s not a see-saw !
Doesn’t really look like Cheri Oteri.
it doesn’t really look like pee-wee herman either.
Looks like Paul Reubens though
Hey remember when she took a picture of herself without make-up and she looked 10,000 times prettier?
Yeah, the positive feedback had no effect on her what-so-ever…
Actually we were told be the female readership that she in fact did have makeup on; it just wasn’t caked on.
Yeah, but when you’re ugly on the inside, what could positive feedback ever hope to accomplish?
Check out the eyes, he’s morphing into Charlie Sheen. For anyone else I’d say that’s a bad thing, for Ashton, a big step up.