The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.30.13

May 30th, 2013 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s pretty much just every douchebag at the ‘After Earth’ premiere bookended with Kelly Brook. So, consider it a shit sandwich, but one you’re totally still going to eat because the bread has giant tits.

Fun Fact: “Shit Sandwich” also perfectly describes this photo,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    Tiggles
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    Must be Chinese food.

  2. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    JC
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    Heigl’s mother: “If you don’t keep the checks coming, I’m going to make you watch your own movies.”
    Heigl: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  3. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    CptCreep
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    While she seems like a colossal bitch, her Donald Southernland impression is SPOT-ON!

  4. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    john
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    HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHIT!!!!!!!!

    JUST NEEDS A PEARL NECKLACE AND SHE IS PERFECT!!!!!

  5. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    John
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    I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING

  6. Busy Philipps Hugely Pregnant Tight Dress
    john
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    MORE LIKE GETTING BUSY PHILLIPS

  7. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    Commented on this photo:

    Fist me! Come on…. Fist me! Why are you looking at me like that?

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
    john
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    DAT ASS!!!!!

  9. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
    dudelookslikealady
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do these sunglasses make my butt-chin look big?”

  10. Alfonso Ribeiro Fat Angela Unkrich After Earth Premiere
    john
    Commented on this photo:

    DO THE CARLTON!!!!!

  11. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember that scene in that movie where she has a vibrator inside her at a dinner table?
    Yeah well this is what it would actually look like.
    You’re welcome

  12. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s their secret handshake. He marvels at Willis’s shaved dome and cups his balls at the same time.
    Those 2 rascals…

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right rub that Ass and you will have good luck my friend!

  14. Boris Johnson Shane Warne Oval Cricket Stadium
    Smapdi
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    Something about this isn’t quite cricket.

  15. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uhm hummm yeah right that’s Kanye’s baby… psshhh it’s probably a mix of several NBA teams…”

  16. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    Commented on this photo:

    “What do you mean you’ve never been in a fountain this deep?”

  17. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    MrG
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    That black lady’s expression is perfect!

  18. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    The douche does not fall far from the uhh…. king douche?
    Yeah, let’s go with that…

  19. Stephen Baldwin Hailee Baldwin Guy Grabbing Her Ass After Earth Premiere
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew the Baldwin boys had such magical sperm.
    Cock Dr, that’s who!

  20. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    No chance of drowning here

  21. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert any joke in thought bubble over Black women starting at that Cow’s HUGE Udder! Moooo!

  22. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    If that’s not the look of “She better be worth every penny”, I don’t know what is…

  23. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    Commented on this photo:

    Jog on, fellow American citizen. Jog on…

  24. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
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    Please Will beat the living shit out of Jaden so his suit matches your s, BLOOD RED!

  25. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    richie
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    waiting to be fed her lunch like a baby bird?

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
    richie
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    perfection

  27. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    Batu Khan
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    But I don’t want to crawl back to Grey’s Anatomy begging for a job. They make me watch my weight.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Actually, this is her response to her mother saying, “They wouldn’t take you back even if you begged.”

  28. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
    Commented on this photo:

    You fat fuck, you

  29. Reese Witherspoon Jogging With Trainer
    richie
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    Reese Wither-spyoon!!

  30. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a very nice shot. She’s a great pinup gal.

  31. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    My tits look just as good with that camera filter.

  32. Stephen Baldwin Hailee Baldwin Guy Grabbing Her Ass After Earth Premiere
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    Sweet Mary Stephen has a pout bigger than the escort. 3 woof woofs!

  33. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Both of them are disgusted with Kim’s taste for black men, albeit for different reasons.

  34. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s better , not like the B/W picture where she’s floating in W Bush Texas grade Oil

  35. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    Nonnie Moose
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    “Who the hell is MC Hammer?”

  36. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, you can’t even punch the confusion of that kid’s face.

  37. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans Patent Leather Boots
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    Madre de dios!

  38. Demi Lovato Double Chin Signing Autographs BBC Radio 1
    Nonnie Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I think you meant “Jay Leno”.

  39. 50 Cent After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Christie to Fiddy, Tiger, and Russell Simmons: “Hey, when you guys said we were going after some cream pies, I thought you meant literally.”

  40. Will Smith Bright Red Suit Play Punching Jaden Smith After Earth Premiere
    writes social blogs incessantly
    Commented on this photo:

    “Son, we have enough money so you can do whatever you want , and we can buy friends for you , even wearing a fake Iron Man suit .
    If you find a big enough female famewhore , you might even get laid , Might , I said “

  41. Leonardo DiCaprio Hoodie Sunglasses Bodyguard
    Schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    These are not the droids you are looking for…..

  42. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    - I know it was you. You broke my heart, Bruce. You broke my heart.
    - What?! How?! What?!
    - Shhh. That’s the twist.

  43. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! She so fucking hot. The things I would do.

  44. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    henry hill
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    Awww, mom must be so proud.

  45. Ryan Lochte Rejected Pound In Pool 50th Annual Mel Zajac Jr International
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, get the fuck away from me.”

  46. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    - So, you eat it?
    - What??!! NO! You raise and take care of him.
    - So you raise it THEN you eat it?

  47. Katherine Heigl Screaming
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s how I feel when I accidentally stumble across one of her movies.

  48. Maria Menounos Butt Short Shorts
    Keno
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    Want to touch the hiney…

  49. M Night Shyamalan Touching Bruce Willis Face After Earth Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that just the cutest lil’ punim!

  50. Kim Kardashian Hugely Pregnant
    Visible Ink
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    Smart looking kid. He’ll make 200 grand a year easy. But if you want more money out of him you better get a specialist. Here is my mother’s business card.

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