The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.29.14

May 29th, 2014 // 425 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has no breasts in the lead-off spot, so right away you can tell what kind of content day it’s been. Other than JWoww‘s hilariously grotesque face, which we should all agree to freely mock and not give a pregnancy pass to because she’s basically just a garbage patch of leftover human parts, I’m not sure any of these other pics should be in here. Oh wait, is that a terrified Seal screaming like someone put a thumbprint on his Leica while his son laughs in delight? Yep, that goes in.

Oh, oh and a Tom Cruise blow job face, yes! I feel better, I’ve done my job here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    it had to be said
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    Margaret Cho?

  2. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    She looks Asian, lay off the cosmetic surgery. When will they learn the MJ look doesn’t start your “career ” again.

  3. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!

  4. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
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    Is his box of watches on the track hence the terror?

  5. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    J Wow is she fat!

  6. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Hefner’s always watching over his bitches.

  7. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
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    60 years ago he would have had to ride the back of the roller coaster.

  8. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Dress Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
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    Damn Curvalicious!

  9. David Beckham Dickprint Athletic Shorts Knit Hat
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    “Jesus Christ, run! There’s a giant, orange praying mantis terrorizing the store!”

    “That’s your wife, Dave.”

  10. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    Brother and Sister kissing, must suppress that thought.

  11. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Sesame Workshop 12th Annual Benefit Gala
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    Where will you be when the acid hits?

  12. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    ultra
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    J…

    Wow, wtf?!?!

  13. Tom Cruise Blow Job Face Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
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    I guess this means he’s a catcher.

  14. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is there something Wayne Newton isn’t telling us?

  15. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
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    Well, at least we know now why Heidi left him. If he shits himself at the START of a roller coaster, how much man can he be?

  16. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Flatliner
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    I don’t think she is pregnant…more like she finally had enough of Snookie and ate her. Kind of like a surgically enhanced python swallowing a pig.

  17. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    Looks like he got his breasts removed also.

  18. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Is she at Hef’s wake?

  19. Fat Rob Kardashian Driving
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    No matter how he’s ballooned lately, he still has just the third largest ass in the family.

  20. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    J-Woww’s future.

    And by future, I mean next week.

  21. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    As I said before, this is all prudent work to document all the stuff she will eventually sell….

  22. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
    Johnny Sack
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    In my club, I will splash ze pot, venever, ze FACK, I plees

  23. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
    brick
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    Somehow looking remarkably more natural than Jwow.

  24. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    Never in my life have I rolled up my jeans but for Malkovich it seems normal among other fashion fopas.

  25. Barbara Walters Crazy Eyes Sesame Workshop 12th Annual Benefit Gala
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    I was wondering what Jon Lovitz was up to these days.

  26. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Royal Bath & West Show
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    I didn’t want to, anyways.

  27. Lacey Chabert Cleavage The Color Of Rain Premiere
    Johnny Sack
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    I’d love to show my weiner to Gretchen Weiners

  28. Prince Harry Petting Cow Royal Bath & West Show
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    I didn’t know Harry went to Kim’s wedding!

  29. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Royal Bath & West Show
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    I think that sign is a bit redundant on her.

  30. Joan Rivers Creepy Tight Face Michigan Avenue Magazine Celebrates Its Women Of Influence May/June Issue Event
    Oldnslo
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    “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”

  31. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Cleavage Yacht South Of France
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    Oh yeah. Right there. Deeper.

  32. Fat Rob Kardashian Driving
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    Shall I go right into the Wendy’s or left into the BK?…
    Hmmm…

    Deep thoughts by Rob Kardashian

  33. Tom Cruise Blow Job Face Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
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    Dis how real doll talk.

  34. Zoe Kravitz Nipples Legs Short Shorts
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    Brrr. It must be cold out.

  35. Debby Ryan Blonde Hair Tiara
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    I watch her show with my daughter. It’s nice to see this pedo side of her.

  36. Zoe Kravitz Nipples Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hopefully it rained that day.

    And hopefully, the rain included soap.

  37. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
    Flatliner
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    At first I thought Seal was making that expression to humor the kid but nah, he’s just a pussy.

  38. Prince Harry Petting Cow Royal Bath & West Show
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    Feeding this step-mother must be one of his chores.

  39. Tom Cruise Blow Job Face Edge Of Tomorrow NYC Premiere
    ultra
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    Tom, very “convincingly” calling out “No homo!”

  40. Coco Butt Cleavage String Bikini Licious Line Instagram
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    Really? If you compare LEFT picture with RIGHT picture, Photoshop!

  41. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Royal Bath & West Show
    ultra
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    And this, my friends, was considered hotter than Diana.

  42. Ed Harris Slicked Back Hair Cowboy Boots Jumping Over Porch Railing The Adderall Diaries Set
    Flatliner
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    Ed obviously didn’t take his dosage for the day.

  43. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
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    “Hey, wanna smell my sister?”

  44. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    Ronaldo
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    JWOOOOOOW what happened to you!!

  45. Seal Terrified Scream On Rollercoaster With Son Henry Disneyland
    Ronaldo
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    No kid, he is not scared….he always looks that way.

  46. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    More like “JWHOA!” now.

  47. Angelina Jolie Brother James Haven Maleficent World Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    After all these yaers….still has that crazy look.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Nipple No Bra
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    Braless with visible nipples and no comments?

    WHERE IS DON ZALOOG?

  49. Lindsay Lohan Nipple No Bra
    Dog's anus
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    A piece of shit, I should know.

  50. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    It’s like watching the Home Shopping Network. And yes, *everything* in the picture is for sale.

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