Welcome to The Crap We Missed, our daily roundup of photos not worthy of an entire post, yet chock-full of valuable life lessons. For example, who knew that in Florence when you buy a handbag it comes with a free suitcase filled with pickles and mustache wax? Also, whoever said drug addicts have poor motor skills has obviously never seen one on stilts. But seriously though, drugs are bad. Really, really bad. Not counting the times they give you a giant penis.
I hope you’ve learned a lesson here today,
- Photo Boy
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Are you sure those aren’t just random strip–nevermind.
eeeekkkk
Definition of “Butterface”
she’s hot. who ever she is.
Really? The first thing that came to mind when I saw that hairstyle pf hers was “shaved Wookie with breast implants”.
Syphillis is hot too, I hear it burns like a motherfucker when you piss.
He has more clocks than IQ points….
That dude from Simply Red makes and attractive skank. Who says there are no second acts?
Apparently getting implants were her way of Holding Back The Years.
You two are old.
I’m 21, but okay.
So this is what the stylish bag lady will be wearing this fall season!
I’ll let this describe my feelings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
just my thought.
Soooo freakin’ hot!
Crazy never looked so damn good.
Burger King has radically changed its advertising.
Ha!
she changed her hooker shoes. wow.
Looks like a circus clown on stilts.
Do those pants have stilts built into them?
I would have expected her to do something more with her hair, at an award show named for a poodle. Oh well, perhaps her nether curls are trimmed into neat little balls and dyed pink or something.
Nah, love her short doo!
Which one killed Heath Ledger?
she still looks hot. my fav girl in classic 90210.
Me too! I’d love to head for the mountains before dining at the Y.
To all you posters whose balls just dropped and are hating on this babe: she is 50 times hotter than your mom, and the chances of you ending up with someone even a fraction as hot as your mom are slim. Your criticisms of this beautiful woman who would make any of you pre-me in your piss-stained tighty whiteys rings hollow.
His chef’s pants are so versatile.
BAHAHAHA
“the crap we missed” column always sucks. don’t you realize that the idiots like me that are reading your site don’t like trying to figure out who the person in the photo is every time? i can’t tell you how many times i’m clicked on your site, seen that column, realized that once again that i have to decode who the celebrity is so i immediately go to another site.
like who is this week’s person? the crap we missed is killing what was once a great site. we need the celebrity name in big giant text so we can scan entries. I look at this feature and go “who are these people”
“the most important people of the internet” also suffers from this problem.
Agreed! That being said…
…busted meth face!
If you hold your cursor still over the pics, the name of the celeb in the photo will appear under your cursor. I found this out by accident. Still, I agree. I can’t stand that these pictures are not labeled better.
Yeah, it’s really annoying having to read that caption to the right of the pic to find out who all the people are. Darn it, reading is hard!
Bill, you DO see the BOLD PINK words “Click Here To Start The Gallery” right? Strangely enough when you click there, a GALLERY of different pictures pops up, and lo & behold, to the right of EVERY picture the person in the picture, AND where they are, is clearly identified. Personally, The Crap We Missed is my favourite column, because I enjoy seeing how many different & original takes the Superficial regulars have on each picture… well once you get past the ever present “Burn it with Fire” entries.
Sorry… “Kill it with Fire”
You DO realize that not everyone wants to jump through hoops nor browse through 1/2 dozen “meh” articles that we’ve already read?
thank you BurntWater…at least someone here isn’t a pussy
WOW!! A gallery of pics culled from various sites…no articles – but you like reading the comments that *we* the readers post. Do we get a cut of the income generated from all the crappy ads?? Psssht! One day closer to removing the fish from my “faves”.
meh not fond of this either
That silly “We No Speak Americano” song just popped into my head.
What a waste of flesh. Will someone please stop the clock on this troll’s 15 minutes…
I see a penis.
Dude, if that’s what you see in that picture you should go get your vagina waxed and watch the Oprah finale.
Fergie and the Fergettes.
I’d devour that for breakfast, lunch and dinner…
yeah, i like strawberries too.
Skank in the country she thinks she comes from – but not able to speak the language.
Implying anyone outside of the Italian Republic speaks the language.
Nothing says flaming quite like the Heat Miser look.
LMAO +5
^^ stolen from Dlisted!
who?
No clue who she is………but I definitely would.
She looks like a futuristic prostitute from a Mad Max movie or something,
Hello, my name is Lorenzo Lamas and I’ve come to date rape your daughter.
Most people think “put a bag over her head” is a joke………..but it would totally work here.
“I’ll tell ya, those Thai ladyboys we picked up on the weekends while filming Hangover 2 are fucking crazy. They give head like this:”
mmmm…blond skanks….
Now, that’s not fair. There’s a brunette in the middle there on the right.
Sticks out like a whore thumb.
strutting proudly after not impregnating january jones on the set of x-men.
If he’s anything like the Michael Fassbender that I dated in high school, he’s got a 4 and a half inch dick and a nasty case of premature ejaculation is more likely to end in a ruined sweater than a pregnancy.
And it was my favorite sweater, too…
Hott.
Actually, it’s a picture of Mary Kate Olsen shopping at a rack of Dildo Bunny® brand lingerie.
Looks like she bought new and improved titties.
I think having a child automatically makes that shirt null and void.
They’re give cokeheads stilts now? We should all be very afraid.
ugh…”giving”
Sanjaya Gupta, M.D.
“Which one of you fuckers was Googling “horse cumshots facial” on my fucking laptop again? Seriously guys!”
“Hey Travolta, I forget which finger you prefer.”
woof
girl next door hot
The man looks like a gay treasure troll.
BAHAHAHAHA Exactly!! Ewwww just threw up in my mouth looking at his picture!
We need eye-condoms.
haha,
Sophie Petrillo, yo
How freaking hot is her mom, to offset her dad?
I think the looks are from him: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1732739/eric-roberts-and-kelly-cunningham/
from the West Side Jew collection …
On the hotness meter she’s in the Middle………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ton!
Your name is funnier.
This chubby gives me a chubby.
With so many clocks strapped to him, you’d think he’d know his time was up years ago.
Or at least have them both set properly.