The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.26.11

May 26th, 2011 // 612 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed, our daily roundup of photos not worthy of an entire post, yet chock-full of valuable life lessons. For example, who knew that in Florence when you buy a handbag it comes with a free suitcase filled with pickles and mustache wax? Also, whoever said drug addicts have poor motor skills has obviously never seen one on stilts. But seriously though, drugs are bad. Really, really bad. Not counting the times they give you a giant penis.

I hope you’ve learned a lesson here today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shauna Sand
    stratacat
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    Are you sure those aren’t just random strip–nevermind.

  2. Joslyn James Bikini
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    eeeekkkk

  3. Joslyn James Bikini
    TyroneBiggums
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    Definition of “Butterface”

  4. marie

    she’s hot. who ever she is.

  5. Flavor Flav
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    He has more clocks than IQ points….

  6. Joslyn James Bikini
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    That dude from Simply Red makes and attractive skank. Who says there are no second acts?

  7. Ashley Olsen
    Johnny99
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    So this is what the stylish bag lady will be wearing this fall season!

  8. That Guy

    I’ll let this describe my feelings.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

  9. Halle Berry Midriff Fifi Awards
    marie
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    Soooo freakin’ hot!

  10. Flavor Flav
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    Burger King has radically changed its advertising.

  11. Shauna Sand
    marie
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    she changed her hooker shoes. wow.

  12. Mischa Barton
    TyroneBiggums
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    Looks like a circus clown on stilts.

  13. Mischa Barton
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    Do those pants have stilts built into them?

  14. Halle Berry Midriff Fifi Awards
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    I would have expected her to do something more with her hair, at an award show named for a poodle. Oh well, perhaps her nether curls are trimmed into neat little balls and dyed pink or something.

  15. Ashley Olsen
    TyroneBiggums
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    Which one killed Heath Ledger?

  16. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
    marie
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    she still looks hot. my fav girl in classic 90210.

    • spankenstein

      Me too! I’d love to head for the mountains before dining at the Y.

      To all you posters whose balls just dropped and are hating on this babe: she is 50 times hotter than your mom, and the chances of you ending up with someone even a fraction as hot as your mom are slim. Your criticisms of this beautiful woman who would make any of you pre-me in your piss-stained tighty whiteys rings hollow.

  17. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
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    His chef’s pants are so versatile.

  18. bill stern

    “the crap we missed” column always sucks. don’t you realize that the idiots like me that are reading your site don’t like trying to figure out who the person in the photo is every time? i can’t tell you how many times i’m clicked on your site, seen that column, realized that once again that i have to decode who the celebrity is so i immediately go to another site.
    like who is this week’s person? the crap we missed is killing what was once a great site. we need the celebrity name in big giant text so we can scan entries. I look at this feature and go “who are these people”
    “the most important people of the internet” also suffers from this problem.

    • bitingontinfoil

      Agreed! That being said…

      …busted meth face!

    • Katie

      If you hold your cursor still over the pics, the name of the celeb in the photo will appear under your cursor. I found this out by accident. Still, I agree. I can’t stand that these pictures are not labeled better.

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, it’s really annoying having to read that caption to the right of the pic to find out who all the people are. Darn it, reading is hard!

      • Bill, you DO see the BOLD PINK words “Click Here To Start The Gallery” right? Strangely enough when you click there, a GALLERY of different pictures pops up, and lo & behold, to the right of EVERY picture the person in the picture, AND where they are, is clearly identified. Personally, The Crap We Missed is my favourite column, because I enjoy seeing how many different & original takes the Superficial regulars have on each picture… well once you get past the ever present “Burn it with Fire” entries.

    • Sorry… “Kill it with Fire”

      • bitingontinfoil

        You DO realize that not everyone wants to jump through hoops nor browse through 1/2 dozen “meh” articles that we’ve already read?

      • spankenstein

        thank you BurntWater…at least someone here isn’t a pussy

      • bitingontinfoil

        WOW!! A gallery of pics culled from various sites…no articles – but you like reading the comments that *we* the readers post. Do we get a cut of the income generated from all the crappy ads?? Psssht! One day closer to removing the fish from my “faves”.

    • CHill

      meh not fond of this either

  19. Quentin Tarantino
    stratacat
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    That silly “We No Speak Americano” song just popped into my head.

  20. Jersey Shore Snooki
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    What a waste of flesh. Will someone please stop the clock on this troll’s 15 minutes…

  21. Santa Monica
    TyroneBiggums
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    I see a penis.

  22. Fergie Cleavage Fifi Awards
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    Fergie and the Fergettes.

  23. Santa Monica
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    I’d devour that for breakfast, lunch and dinner…

  24. Jersey Shore Snooki
    marie
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    Skank in the country she thinks she comes from – but not able to speak the language.

  25. Adam Lambert American Idol
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    Nothing says flaming quite like the Heat Miser look.

  26. Sasha Jackson Bikini
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    who?

  27. Sasha Jackson Bikini
    TyroneBiggums
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    No clue who she is………but I definitely would.

  28. Joslyn James Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like a futuristic prostitute from a Mad Max movie or something,

  29. Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
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    Hello, my name is Lorenzo Lamas and I’ve come to date rape your daughter.

  30. Joslyn James Bikini
    TyroneBiggums
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    Most people think “put a bag over her head” is a joke………..but it would totally work here.

  31. Bradley Cooper Hangover Part 2
    Deacon Jones
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    “I’ll tell ya, those Thai ladyboys we picked up on the weekends while filming Hangover 2 are fucking crazy. They give head like this:”

  32. Shauna Sand
    Deacon Jones
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    mmmm…blond skanks….

  33. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Codot
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    Sticks out like a whore thumb.

  34. Michael Fassbender
    blah
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    strutting proudly after not impregnating january jones on the set of x-men.

    • Jenny with a Y

      If he’s anything like the Michael Fassbender that I dated in high school, he’s got a 4 and a half inch dick and a nasty case of premature ejaculation is more likely to end in a ruined sweater than a pregnancy.

      And it was my favorite sweater, too…

  35. Mischa Barton
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    Actually, it’s a picture of Mary Kate Olsen shopping at a rack of Dildo Bunny® brand lingerie.

  36. Joslyn James Bikini
    Phil
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    Looks like she bought new and improved titties.

  37. Santa Monica
    Codot
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    I think having a child automatically makes that shirt null and void.

  38. Mischa Barton
    JPC
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    They’re give cokeheads stilts now? We should all be very afraid.

  39. Sanjaya Malakar American Idol
    +1
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    Sanjaya Gupta, M.D.

  40. Quentin Tarantino
    Deacon Jones
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    “Which one of you fuckers was Googling “horse cumshots facial” on my fucking laptop again? Seriously guys!”

  41. Quentin Tarantino
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    “Hey Travolta, I forget which finger you prefer.”

  42. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    woof

  43. Emma Roberts
    rubbing thyself
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    girl next door hot

  44. Adam Lambert American Idol
    Codot
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    The man looks like a gay treasure troll.

  45. Ashley Olsen
    Shady Pines, ma
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    Sophie Petrillo, yo

  46. Emma Roberts
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    How freaking hot is her mom, to offset her dad?

  47. Ashley Olsen
    ingress
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    from the West Side Jew collection …

  48. Pippa Middleton
    Shady Pines, ma
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    On the hotness meter she’s in the Middle………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ton!

  49. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavag Fifi Awards
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    This chubby gives me a chubby.

  50. Flavor Flav
    Codot
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    With so many clocks strapped to him, you’d think he’d know his time was up years ago.

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