Welcome to a glorious Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I got the wonderful news that I might not be headed to the Hell I don’t believe exists. Although that caveat about being a good person might be tricky considering I have no intention of stopping this daily post. Shit. Oh well, at least I’ll roast in the good company of people like Cocaine Cowboy Bradley Cooper, the Assbeast of the Whore Klan, Shaq for making Kazaam and/or this guy blow him, and Brittany Murphy up there if we could manage to keep her dead this time. Seriously, how the fuck is that not Zombie Brittany Murphy up there?
Or maybe just because I did this. I’m aware I deserve to burn just for making you look at that,
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