The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.12.11

May 12th, 2011 // 483 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed which according to the above photo as well as this and this has turned into a chronicle of a husband and wife committing bestial adultery. We also discover that 50 Cent is blind in both eyes and possibly a deaf-mute, as well as Khloe proving all those people right who said her marriage wouldn’t last. And she even let him wear Lamar’s Mickey ears, that heartless bitch.

Investigative journalism done right,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Flynet, INFdaily, Pacfic Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katy Perry
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll show you what a tongue is for!

  2. Rose McGowan
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Not the first time I’ve wanted to get it on with the Joker, but certainly the most recent.

  3. John C. Reilly
    Myles Kilometers
    Commented on this photo:

    For your health.

  4. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gkknnntt!!! They’re gonna pay to see the same movie again!!! Gkkknntt!!! Don’t tell anybody, okay?”

    • jim eh

      This is why I didn’t feel bad at all for pirating the hangover, I only watched it once, and that’s plenty.

  5. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Myles Kilometers
    Commented on this photo:

    For your health.

  6. Michael Bolton
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, you must REALLY like his music.

  7. Marg Helgenberger
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Where will you be when menopause strikes?

  8. John C. Reilly
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you believe what I’m about to do?”

  9. Michael Bolton
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael Bolton is relevant again. Thank you Lonely Island!

  10. Chris Evans
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the serum is wearing off.

  11. Chris Evans
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    “Flame ON!”

  12. Lady Gaga
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Are they remaking 101 Dalmatians AGAIN?

  13. Chelsea Handler
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Chelsea always looks like she just got finished mowing the lawn.

  14. Lady Gaga
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’d have thought you only needed eight dalmations to make that?

  15. Amy Childs
    Matty
    Commented on this photo:

    Who said a Barbie’s proportions were unattainable for women? Haven’t they heard about the miracles of modern surgery?

  16. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Baaaaahahahahahhahaha!!!

  17. Chelsea Handler
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Lie #1: She’s pretty.

  18. Chelsea Handler
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Lie number one: “I’m hot and sexy.”

  19. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    That felt like trodding on new-fallen snow.

  20. Ronnie Wood
    Randolph Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    uh oh, did ronnie go poo poo…

  21. Marg Helgenberger
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Dressing as the homeless must be chic these days-seeing alot of celebs doing it!

  22. Rose McGowan
    Commented on this photo:

    Lilly Munster has never looked hotter.

  23. John C. Reilly
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Archie Bunker was dead…

  24. Bradley Cooper
    zebstriped
    Commented on this photo:

    What is up with his HUGE hand?!

  25. Katy Perry
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice jugs.

  26. Lady Gaga
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks nuttier every time I see her. She’s eurotrash.

  27. Ronnie Wood
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    How’s he eating that steak without his dentures?

    • Bucky Barnes

      Ronnie: “50 years of chronic alcoholism could cause brain damage? Wait… what were we talking about?”

  28. Chelsea Handler
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    People that look as bad as she does shouldn’t go around telling other people how bad they look…please pass on to Kathy Griffin too.

  29. Katy Perry
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    See how it uses its tongue to wrap around, then suck, Katy? OK, now you try.

  30. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    Log O' Poo
    Commented on this photo:

    “The Lakers are trading your husband for me”

  31. Lady Gaga
    Commented on this photo:

    i always wondered what would happen if Marilyn Manson and Lilly Munster had a baby.

  32. John C. Reilly
    Rough the π maker
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s kiesha doing at cannes?

  33. Rose McGowan
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Chain mail: because you can’t be too careful.

  34. Dwight Howard Chewbacca
    youcandieNOW
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks shorter, less hairy in this picture. She’s gone all Hollywood.

  35. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Who calls this a “prison puss?!?”

  36. Katy Perry
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t know where the penis is on ANY species.

  37. John C. Reilly
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Run for your life, little girl! Zombie Fatty Arbuckle is a very bad man!

  38. Sofia Vergara
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Lord, please let Sofia Vergara influence all of the young women out there . . .

  39. Michael Bolton
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wasn’t this guy in Men of a Certain Age with Raymond and that Brower guy?

  40. Chelsea Handler
    Commented on this photo:

    The biggeast lie: i had fantasies aout having sex with this woman

  41. Josh Hartnett
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    So?

  42. Rose McGowan
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Dan Tana is in Vegas dammit!

  43. Ronnie Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    “You mean I did what with Chealsea Handler???”

  44. Josh Hartnett
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    ***YAWNNNNN***

  45. Michael Bolton
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s about as relevant as the crap written on his shirt.

  46. Zach Galifianakis Jason Schwartzman
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Lemme guess… Someone just farted.

  47. Chelsea Handler
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    “My name is Drago. I’m a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. Soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat.”

  48. Amy Childs
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    TV star? She’s definitely got the body to be a movie star. A certain, special kind of movie star…

  49. Ronnie Wood
    Storm
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why you never go full retard.

  50. John C. Reilly
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He tried, and failed, to find a get up that looked more ridiculous that David Arquette’s Easter attire. But then again, who wouldn’t?

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