Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a post where I show you the day’s ridiculous celeb pictures and (for the benefit of the six of you who actually read this) make up a bunch of assumptions about them. Today, however, turns out to be kind of special because I can literally just describe exactly what’s happening in them and you’ll probably assume I’m making it up. For example, there’s Kelly Kapowski hosting a trash bag party sponsored by trash bags, Madonna screaming at young African children, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s character on ‘The Client List’ now goes jogging because the writers over there are goddamn Einsteins, and London mayor Boris Johnson mo-capping animated gay porn (try to tell me that’s not what’s happening here).
Jeremy Renner hasn’t been here in a while, so I found a pic of him that’s not so much gay as it is hilariously gay,
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