The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.4.13

April 4th, 2013 // 392 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a post where I show you the day’s ridiculous celeb pictures and (for the benefit of the six of you who actually read this) make up a bunch of assumptions about them. Today, however, turns out to be kind of special because I can literally just describe exactly what’s happening in them and you’ll probably assume I’m making it up. For example, there’s Kelly Kapowski hosting a trash bag party sponsored by trash bags, Madonna screaming at young African children, Jennifer Love Hewitt, who’s character on ‘The Client List’ now goes jogging because the writers over there are goddamn Einsteins, and London mayor Boris Johnson mo-capping animated gay porn (try to tell me that’s not what’s happening here).

Jeremy Renner hasn’t been here in a while, so I found a pic of him that’s not so much gay as it is hilariously gay,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Emma Watson Cleavage Hip Tattoo British GQ Cover
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    Hermione looks down to fuck. I have a magic wand for her.

  2. Laurence Fishburne The Colony World Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    “You really want me to sign my daughter’s naked pictures? Fine. I’ll do it if you let me fuck you up the ass.”

  3. Laurence Fishburne The Colony World Premiere
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    That smile quickly disappeared when someone asked him to sign his daughter’s porno.

  4. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    “I own them all.”

  5. Debbie Gibson Wrinkly Stomach Midriff iiJin Fall Winter 2013 The Love Revolution Fashion Show
    JennywithaY
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    “We’ve replaced Ms. Gibson’s regular stomach with this stomach made of silly putty – let’s see if she notices!”

  6. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
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    Angelina Jolie’s head just exploded.

  7. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
    guttboy
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    Is she seriously taking the piss while these children are struggling to survive!?! What a vacuous whore. I sincerely hope they hold her for ransom and then dump her body after they get the money.

  8. Jeremy Renner Silver Tuxedo David O Russell Movie
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    He was born to play Liberace. How could they not put him in that role?

  9. Camryn Manheim Fondling Her Breasts Buyer And Cellar Opening Night
    Patrick
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    “You see these? No man has touched these since Clinton was in office!”

  10. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Bravo New York Upfront
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    Gerard Butler said “who?”

  11. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Bravo New York Upfront
    Little Tongue
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    “Now, you try to updo this little number, Bitch.”

  12. Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
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    “You’re going to have to open wider than that to accommodate me, luv.”

  13. Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    - I’ve got a little dirt under my fingernail.
    - I’ll lick it off ?!?!?

  14. Fergie Fans Touching Pregnant Stomach
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    “Is this where your cock is?”

  15. Billy Zane Pumping Gas
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    Pew Pew Pew!

  16. Russell Brand Dickprint Leather Pants
    kuhkuhkuh
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    someone thinks he’s Jon Hamm

  17. Isla Fisher Beluga Whale SeaWorld
    Little Tongue
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    See? Some DO find gingers sexy!

  18. Lilly Ghalichi Bravo New York Upfront
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    Looks like Kim K .. but a skinny one

  19. Isla Fisher Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    (As Borat) “Very nice!”

  20. Isla Fisher Beluga Whale SeaWorld
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    The dolphin is about to drag her underwater for some sexy time.

  21. Emma Watson Cleavage Hip Tattoo British GQ Cover
    Drew
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    Yawn. Emma Watson should be competing with Olivia Munn for the “most average” award.

  22. Fergie Fans Touching Pregnant Stomach
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    She looks like Russell Brand if he shaved his beard and dyed his hair.

  23. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
    henry hill
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    “I’ll take ‘em. Wrap ‘em up!”

  24. Debbie Gibson Wrinkly Stomach Midriff iiJin Fall Winter 2013 The Love Revolution Fashion Show
    Little Tongue
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    Good Lord!!! WTF happened to her???!!!

  25. Billy Zane Pumping Gas
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    Reminds me of the movie “The Phantom”

  26. Billy Zane Pumping Gas
    henry hill
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    reliving his old Zoolander days. good times!

  27. Kelly Ripa No Makeup Workout Clothes
    Marco Polo
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    I love her, but I wish she would get help for her eating disorder.

  28. Kanye West Fur Coat
    Little Tongue
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    So!!! How does it feel, Kanye, that your baby mama is alone in LA, struggling to cry her pain out through her fuckin’ ridiculous outfits, while you’re out there, living the life???

  29. Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Brandi Glanville?”
    “Sorry, I call every woman that, just in case.”

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Jogging The Client List Set
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    That’s not proper jogging attire. A sports bra and shorts, please. Jiggly boobs are an important part of any jogging routine.

  31. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
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    damn I thought that was kate winslet.

    the failure of captions to refresh does make for a fun game.

  32. Josie Maran Bikini
    Marco Polo
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    Anyone know what that scar is from? Apendectomy?

  33. Debbie Gibson Wrinkly Stomach Midriff iiJin Fall Winter 2013 The Love Revolution Fashion Show
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    If you’re stomach looks like that, why would you wear midriff revealing clothes?

  34. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
    DeucePickle
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    “They all think they’re going home with me.”

  35. Kanye West Fur Coat
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    At least his mouth is closed – I’ll overlook the skinny leather pants, moccasins-type sneaker and floor length velour coat WITH hoodie.

  36. Lizzie Cundy Cleavage Bra See Through Dress
    Marco Polo
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    All these women who starve themselves look so old.

  37. Alan Cumming Gay Marriage Rights Commercial
    Little Tongue
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    Cumming! Cumming!

  38. Lilly Ghalichi Bravo New York Upfront
    Marco Polo
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    Anorexia with DD implant. Are we supposed to buy this as “beautiful”?

  39. Emma Watson Cleavage Hip Tattoo British GQ Cover
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    Ah, the old “queef of stars” tat…the tramp stamp of 2013.

  40. Boris Johnson Filming Motion Capture Performers Ealing Studios
    ThisWillHurt
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    They’re making a “Brokeback Mountain” video game?

  41. Laurence Fishburne The Colony World Premiere
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    “yeah, she does have a lot of zits on her ass…just like her mother”

  42. Emma Watson Cleavage Hip Tattoo British GQ Cover
    Cock Dr
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    OMG Emma!
    Aye Carumba!

  43. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
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    “I’m going to feed all these children…*WINK* “

  44. Tiffani Thiessen Cleavage One Bag Party
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    Still so fucking sexy.

  45. Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
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    “I need to flick a booger…open wide”

  46. Madonna Malawi Children Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I have doubts as to whether this planet is large enough to safely support her ego.

  47. Golnesa Gharachedaghi Cleavage Bravo New York Upfront
    Little Tongue
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    When your face sucks and your body is merely ok, you, at the very least, need a great stage name to go by. Which you don’t. So how about you just disappear until you’ve fixed that?

  48. Alan Cumming Gay Marriage Rights Commercial
    eggie
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    Come on, just pick one gerund!

  49. Kanye West Fur Coat
    Nonnie Moose
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    ZOMG! He killed and skinned Khloe and he’s wearing her pelt!

  50. Kanye West Fur Coat
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    An even gayer looking, black exploitation film version of Dracula.

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