The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.26.12

April 26th, 2012 // 444 Comments

She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.

I wish I knew how to quit you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Stephanie Seymour
    squishy
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    So, I showed him this…and I got the job!!

  2. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    squishy
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    UGH Still creepy!

  3. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    squishy
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    Bloody Brilliant Scots!!!

  4. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
    squishy
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    FINALLY, back to her natural colour!! Beautiful!!

  5. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    MarkM
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    Look CLOSER dammit, Maria! You’re telling me that under all these wrinkles and fat, you can’t see Captain Kirk?!?

  6. Stephanie Seymour
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    I believe this is the international sign for a Kim Kardashian sighting.

  7. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
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    If you look just behind Mr. Piven, you will notice his assistant trying remove the dick from his dick for brains.

  8. Anne Heche Cleavage
    Just_As_it_IS
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    This woman is hotter than ever

  9. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Raoul
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    “Ah. I seem to have found de, shall we say, puss in boots!”

  10. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
    theoriginal LJ
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    I take it that’s the photo for the Match.com profile?

  11. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    dooood
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    wait, so is this from the homes identity or the homes ultimatum?

  12. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
    dooood
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    its too bad that reviving american gladiators didn’t work out

  13. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    its true douche bags produce the most electricity

  14. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
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    she proves that not all pregoes are disgusting. she is very bangable, but i wonder, if one bangs a pregnant brod is that considered a threesome?

  15. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
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    is he wearing LA fucking gears?

  16. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
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    dude, Ahmadinejad is dressing way better lately.

  17. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
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    Yeap, that’s the exact expression I picture this sorry beard with 24/7

  18. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
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    My inner Puritan wants that vagina neck covered.

  19. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Bar is such a stupid name. I’d rather be named Mug Costanza.

  20. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    Bigalkie
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    Matthew Broderick takes a stroll in the park.. Time away drom SJP is good.

  21. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
    Jason H
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    Elegant. I approve.

  22. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    xenu
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    Holmes looks like a body thetan, she better be careful or they’ll make her an SP and disappear her into the RPF like Heber Jenzsch

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