She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.
I wish I knew how to quit you,
- Photo Boy
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BEST PHOTO EVER. EVER!
Yes, this wins for us all.
The internet should stop now, this WINS!
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Someone just left a Kardashian tutorial.
It’s how you land a $40 million reality show deal.
Nice mom jeans there buddy!
When your gut starts to compete with your butt… NOT a good thing!
Mother I’d Likely Flee.
“Why yes, this is how she likes it!” Ok, I just grossed myself out with this comment.
Wasnt she abducted by aliens at one point?
Ellen… close enough.
Dead guy on chest. Dead heart in chest.
Abiotic materials in chest for the win.
Did she just spot Boner-Boy?
“…makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown.” … should be its. The possessive form of its has no apostrophe !!
Shut up, Meg.
Your assertion is undisputed. While your peculiar proclivity toward triviality pertaining to linguistic transgressions necessitates my inevitable jocularity at your decrement.
You are awesome, Tuna.
Yeah, right, but isn’t that super-enlightened second sentence of yours still a fragment?
Meg – Who let you back into the house?
Hopefully this photo was taken with one of Seal’s missing antique cameras.
I bet she sends this on a postcard to poor people for fun.
Dont tell me she…. Ugh! gross!
Kudos to the mad skills of whoever photoshopped out all the flies.
And the nipple. No one wants to see that. No one wanted to see it thirty years ago.
Oof.
Wouldn’t be great if Verne Troyer blew past him on his L’il Rascal?
Damn mirrors!!! I told them I wanted them all covered!
So constipated…my Oscar hopes for just one turd.
That top is more pressurized than the International Space Station.
And who the hell is this sausage? Don’t answer, I really don’t want to know!
sure her last name isn’t zodiac cuz she looks like one of those inflatable boats
Nice wig, shithead!
Animatronic Antonio Banderas? $280,000
Real Antonio Banderas locked in your basement dungeon? Priceless.
“I’d let you drown in my pool anytime”
AbFab just isn’t as amusing in real life.
Love it!
Nice wig, shithead!
She’s trying to pull an Alicia Silverstone, but she doesn’t have food in her mouth…
You wrote that knowing some guy was gonna make a sausage joke. I love how your mind works.
That’s just fucking awesome!
She can’t wait to get home to bed and he’s wondering what time the hot valet gets off work.
I’m pretty sure her tulip wilted a long time ago.
Speaking of beards …
Twitter was slow today as this picture hit every black celebrity’s account.
Annalynne McCord is looking quite hot these days…
Wait, Sally was The Big Giant Head all along?
You could have told me this was Eddie Murphy, or Barack Obama, etc. I can’t tell the fucking difference.
All you have to do is adjust your pointy, white hood so that the eye holes are in front. That should help.
@JC: I was about to say the same thing.
No, it’s definitely Obama and he’s telling Paul Krugman “Fuck it man I’m pumped enough”
This won’t be topped soon.
“Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed…but a woman is always a woman.”
Nothing to see here, just a man walking his beard.
You can smell the class from here.
This is a challenging change of pace for him. He’s playing a *19th Century* douchebag.
Douchebagerry was much more refined back then.
Looks like Carlton raided Will’s wardrobe… among other things.
Some unfortunate undies she’s wearing.
I’m just looking at the hot legs.
This looks like the last thing you see before you place the shotgun into your mouth.
Are we able to rule out conclusively that he’s not Pauly D’s dad?
When we have a brave volunteer willing to go in and get the necessary DNA samples then the truth will be revealed.
now we just need to find someone’s mother to volunteer.
So he must know that we all know it’s fake, right?
Which fake thing are you referring to… the hair or the marriage?
Hey you forgot
(C) The dead kid reincarnated in the new kid
I think he means the Lavender Marriage
The hair, the marriage, the religion. With Travolta, it might be easier to list what’s real.
Not pictured: Jake’s new beard.
I’ve never been more grateful that no one ever invented the technology to capture smell with a picture.
Is that a Plymouth Prowler?
Good eye.
Q: What is the difference between these two spherical objects?
A: The one on top is confident enough not to require a comb-over.
She looks…. relaxed.
Set phasers for Viagra.
Chain wallet
Totally butch or leather daddy accoutrements?
More like Tubby from the block, amirite?