The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.26.12

April 26th, 2012 // 444 Comments

She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.

I wish I knew how to quit you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    Genius Ideeut
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    BEST PHOTO EVER. EVER!

  2. Stephanie Seymour
    MILF
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    Someone just left a Kardashian tutorial.

  3. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    Crissy
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    Nice mom jeans there buddy!

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    Crissy
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    When your gut starts to compete with your butt… NOT a good thing!

  5. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Crissy
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    “Why yes, this is how she likes it!” Ok, I just grossed myself out with this comment.

  6. Anne Heche Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Wasnt she abducted by aliens at one point?

  7. Stephanie Seymour
    EricLr
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    Dead guy on chest. Dead heart in chest.

  8. Stephanie Seymour
    Dick Hell
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    Did she just spot Boner-Boy?

  9. Stephanie Seymour
    Grammar Police
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    “…makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown.” … should be its. The possessive form of its has no apostrophe !!

  10. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
    Dick Hell
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    Hopefully this photo was taken with one of Seal’s missing antique cameras.

  11. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
    EricLr
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    I bet she sends this on a postcard to poor people for fun.

  12. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Crissy
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    Dont tell me she…. Ugh! gross!

  13. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    catapostrophe
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    Oof.

  14. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    Dick Hell
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    Wouldn’t be great if Verne Troyer blew past him on his L’il Rascal?

  15. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    Crissy
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    Damn mirrors!!! I told them I wanted them all covered!

  16. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    EricLr
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    So constipated…my Oscar hopes for just one turd.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    EricLr
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    That top is more pressurized than the International Space Station.

  18. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Crissy
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    And who the hell is this sausage? Don’t answer, I really don’t want to know!

  19. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
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    Nice wig, shithead!

  20. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    EricLr
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    Animatronic Antonio Banderas? $280,000

    Real Antonio Banderas locked in your basement dungeon? Priceless.

  21. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
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    “I’d let you drown in my pool anytime”

  22. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Dick Hell
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    AbFab just isn’t as amusing in real life.

  23. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
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    Nice wig, shithead!

  24. Stephanie Seymour
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    She’s trying to pull an Alicia Silverstone, but she doesn’t have food in her mouth…

  25. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    That’s just fucking awesome!

  26. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    catapostrophe
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    She can’t wait to get home to bed and he’s wondering what time the hot valet gets off work.

  27. Anne Heche Cleavage
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure her tulip wilted a long time ago.

  28. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    catapostrophe
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    Speaking of beards …

  29. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
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    Twitter was slow today as this picture hit every black celebrity’s account.

  30. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    Crissy
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    Annalynne McCord is looking quite hot these days…

  31. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    Dick Hell
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    Wait, Sally was The Big Giant Head all along?

  32. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
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    You could have told me this was Eddie Murphy, or Barack Obama, etc. I can’t tell the fucking difference.

  33. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    catapostrophe
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    This won’t be topped soon.

  34. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
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    “Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed…but a woman is always a woman.”

  35. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    Dick Hell
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    Nothing to see here, just a man walking his beard.

  36. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    You can smell the class from here.

  37. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    EricLr
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    This is a challenging change of pace for him. He’s playing a *19th Century* douchebag.

  38. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
    Grace
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    Looks like Carlton raided Will’s wardrobe… among other things.

  39. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    Crissy
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    Some unfortunate undies she’s wearing.

  40. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This looks like the last thing you see before you place the shotgun into your mouth.

  41. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
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    Are we able to rule out conclusively that he’s not Pauly D’s dad?

  42. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
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    So he must know that we all know it’s fake, right?

  43. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured: Jake’s new beard.

  44. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    EricLr
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    I’ve never been more grateful that no one ever invented the technology to capture smell with a picture.

  45. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    Bagina Face
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    Is that a Plymouth Prowler?

  46. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    Dick Hell
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    Q: What is the difference between these two spherical objects?
    A: The one on top is confident enough not to require a comb-over.

  47. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
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    She looks…. relaxed.

  48. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    EricLr
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    Set phasers for Viagra.

  49. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Chain wallet

  50. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
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    More like Tubby from the block, amirite?

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