The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    tom
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    Exchanging tips about plastic surgery right?

  2. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Meese
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    she looks like Hilary Swank

  3. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Is her next single “Shit on my lap”?

  4. Rumer Willis
    tom
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    Freak :(

  5. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    “My god! That ass is huge!” – First time photographer who hasn’t been near a computer or magazine rack in 5 years.

  6. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    Meese
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    Tara Reed with the next guy who will be able to say he got herpes from Tara Reed.

  7. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Can’t believe De Niro gets Grumpy Cat and I get . . . Who the fuck is this again?”

  8. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Seen as Gwyneth Paltrow scored some publicity with her see through dress, Kim debuts her version.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    ThisWillHurt
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    You had me at “I never fucked Bieber.”

  10. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
    ThisWillHurt
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    Even his hair gets a giant boner.

  11. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Alex
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    Khloe is looking good.

  12. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’ll take “Women I Don’t Remember How They Looked When They Hot” for a thousand, Alex.

  13. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    Watch your gold chains Mr.

  14. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Which one is which?

  15. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Every woman loves to be felt up on the red carpet.

  16. Chloe Green Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Wet floor? Around a swimming pool? Heavens!

  17. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
    alex
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    Waitaminute, Nottingham is a real place?

  18. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    Her gag reflex activates even when something LOOKS like shrimp.

  19. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    Something something Colt 45 in the bag.

  20. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Subtle, isn’t she?

  21. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    In England, farting on black kids is not only not discouraged, it is expected.

  22. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    This photo will be Photoshopped in 3,2,…

  23. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    You got no right to be indignant while wearing a hat like that.

  24. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Could not fit all her ass in the photo.

  25. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    Munn, Munn, Munn
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    No depth perception must be a bitch.

  26. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Captain Kickass
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    I love this english bird’s huge, floppy cans.

  27. Rumer Willis
    Alex
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    Like a live action Picasso. And what’s with the tiny hands?? I’ve heard of surgeons amputating the wrong arm or leg but to get hands and a chin confused is just crazy.

  28. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    He’ll need that beer later when he has to splooge after she blows him. I hope nobody drinks it after.

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    The black man in me says: Damn, I’d hit that. She’s already pregnant.
    But the white man in me says: BURN IT! BURN IT NOW!

  30. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Hey George
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    I think a see a nipple.

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    My favourite LBFM.

  32. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    The man is smooth… Putting his hand through his zipper to finger her? Classic…

  33. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    The cycle is complete.

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    She’s getting hotter and hotter

  35. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Pretty sweet photobomb

  36. Rumer Willis
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    Man, if they had just waited 30 years to make “Mask”, they could have saved a shitload on their makeup budget.

  37. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Dear USA,

    Please come and retrieve the Kardashians ASAP.

    Yours Sincerely

    United Kingdom

  38. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Is it me, or do they talk way to fast to each other on this show?

  39. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    There is easily a couple centuries worth of medical training between them… And I won’t even go into their ages…

  40. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    He’s getting ready to goosestep

  41. Mel B Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Season 8 Premiere
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    That’s not Ginger Spice behind her?

  42. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    With the package he’s sporting, he’s got to eat last because no man wants to follow that act.

  43. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
    ThisWillHurt
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    The Devil sold his soul to her. Her money has money. She invented poverty. She is the most evil woman in the world.
    “I don’t always pimp my daughters, but when I do . . . I prefer they get knocked up by a famous millionaire. Stay greedy, my friends.”

  44. Rumer Willis
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    jesus

  45. Mel B Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Season 8 Premiere
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    Wow, talk about going the monotone route…

  46. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    I’m convinced they’re both immortal. It’s only a matter of time before they’ll have to fight each other. There can be only one.

  47. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Interesting….usually they kill the reptile before they make an outfit out of it

  48. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    At first glance I thought he was trying to fingerbang her like it was an 8th grade dance.

  49. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Bob Hopeless
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    Each one contains a higher percentage of plastic than a Happy Meal toy.

  50. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m traveling the world while I’m pregnant. Kim Kardashian said it would be a good idea.”

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