And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
- The Superficial
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yep even scarlett’s back down to a size 6
Sweep the eye.
Nice
I’m going to make a wooden cut-out of this and put it in my garden.
Hahahahaha!!!
hahaha this totally made my day!
THE END.
(I laughed so hard at these gallery pics, I cried.)
booooo…. prude!
um… what if that fuckin dog decided to take off..??
He’ll just bust out a saddle and ride it.
And for the record I would stalk his ass with a tennis ball…. GO FIDO!!!
Dang the 610′s keep on rolling in!
610??
A 6 who thinks its a 10 with all the ego and attitude to go along with it.
HAHHA! Can i use that??
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
no fuckin way she makes it back uphill!
LMAO
Megan Fox on Halloween dressed as George Michaels
You just totally took the comment out of my mouth…..
good show!
Adam? Looks more like an ‘Eve’ to me.
+10!!
dude, if you weren’t so high maybe you’d notice what you’re putting your lips up to?
right?!
Looks like someone took a session of Wooly Willy a little too seriously.
Hahaha! That was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw this.
Don’t look at me and my day glow Nike® Sportswear gear.
he should catch a cat of nine tails for those shoes
nvm that scarf totally makes up for it
what the hell does that even mean?
id do mary-kate. ashley’s got a huge hard-on
Between Penn’s saggy balls slapping against her taint and last week’s glimpse at what the smoke & mirrors & spanx superstructure hides, my desire to ruin that in every conceivable way is waning fast.
Whey ya at…Whey ya at…Whey ya go…Whey ya go…It’s peanut butter jelly time!
Hahahahaha. Done. Just go ahead and close down this comment board.
LOL
Yeah, I’m thrilled for you and your huge glass penis there, Snoopy.
daughter looks like Rose McGowan
Clothes are weird when you don’t wear spanx under them.
i knew a chick named coco once, she had a W tattooed on each cheek of her ass. when she bent over.. WOW!
Okay, that made me laugh ….
What is this, like seriously.
+1
Men clearly don’t understand the physics of Spanx.
Looking lovely coco…
Skinny blonde with hair extensions and a lip job….WTF else is new? Dime a dozen
Here’s my dime, then. I’ll take a dozen!
Haha! Nice.
Aha, so the problem last week was actually a lack of weird angles and a funny shirt.
They may dress weird but I would do a minogue a twa anyday, and I would like it.
You’d be lucky to get a ménage à moi, much less a ménage à trois.
Kylie Minogue on a TWA flight?
That’s where my brain went too.
KD Lang’s goatee will make her Leonard Cohen tributes all the more touching.
Haha ouch!
+1
I’m saving my vag flash for the royal wedding.
Excuse me…I’d like to ass you a few questions.
I feel bad for him… It MUST be difficult to clean up after a dog that takes shits that are 1/3 your body weight…
it seems like those trousers are see through… just sayin
Mandrake’s going to the disco.
He looks stupid.
Guess that’s the long and the short of it.
Obvious yet excellent.
The Angels really haven’t been the same since they patched her in.
Seriously, what happened to his eyebrows? Did they explode, or is that Peter Dinklage just perched on his face?
LMFAO!
Are we sure these guys aren’t gay?
Assume everyone ever assciated with Disney is as queer as a three dollar bill.
The youngest brother (the guy in front in this pic) is most definitely gay. With the other two brothers, it’s harder to tell.
Why you should always think twice before beginning a sentence with “I’d give my right eye…”
Dude he obviously said he would give his left eye 0_*
Which one isn’t a junkie? That’s the one I want.
The one who doesn’t look a complete mess.
Sweet zombie jesus! How is that even physically possible?
I can see her still roundish arms, the chunky thigs, the hams hidden under that dress and the images of her jelly-jogging just a week ago, and yet here she is, looking all smokin’.
How the fuck does she do that? And does it even matter?
corcet
http://www.spanx.com/category/index.jsp?categoryId=2992553&clickid=topnav_shapers_txt
Gimme a minute, I’ll give it a thought while I spank this monkey to death.
Who?
Ever heard of the E Street Band?
[dramatic movie trailer voice]
This summer….coming to a local public restroom near yooou…
Adam…..Lambert
+1
Ladies… can you tell I’ve been wearing a hat?
This guy looks like he’s dressed up as Will Farrell in a Captain Jack Sparrow disguise
So he went on to study with Pei Mei?
+1 :3
Oh my god, Snoop smoked himself small.
I smell another Dumb and Dumber remake.
A dingo ate my bay-bee!
Meet Omar, your metrosexual driver & stylist for the evening.
That is the face of a man who now enjoys taking it in the rear after going to prison for the exploitation of young women who probably should have known better. I guess the system does work?
Who could have guessed that drunk underage skanks would lie about their age in order to flash their boobs for money.
Never mind, once I wrote it out I just felt dumb for asking.