And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
- The Superficial
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Muffy the Lesbian | April 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Dang the 610′s keep on rolling in!
some dude | April 21, 2011 at 5:55 pm
610??
Muffy the Lesbian | April 21, 2011 at 7:02 pm
A 6 who thinks its a 10 with all the ego and attitude to go along with it.
j-sin | April 21, 2011 at 10:21 pm
HAHHA! Can i use that??
Richard McBeef | April 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Between Penn’s saggy balls slapping against her taint and last week’s glimpse at what the smoke & mirrors & spanx superstructure hides, my desire to ruin that in every conceivable way is waning fast.
Jimbob | April 21, 2011 at 4:57 pm
No implants=no interest
cc | April 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Just in case anyone ever doubted that red is a flattering color.
Deryn | April 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Amazing job of saying “Fat, huh? Fuck you.” with her eyes.
Tinklepants Astronaut | April 22, 2011 at 2:12 am
I thought her eyes were saying “yah, I endured Spicoli’s humid cigarette breath and middle-aged flop sweat while he struggled his way to a tiny orgasm, but that makes me a serious actress now, right, so screw you”.
Deryn | April 22, 2011 at 11:15 pm
I stand corrected. :)
Suge | April 21, 2011 at 8:27 pm
It is amazing how overrated this girl is in every single way. She literally has a pig face. I saw about five girls hotter than her at Walgreens today. I’m not kidding.
Lovemypussyhairthick | April 23, 2011 at 9:05 pm
I saw five more at the 99 cent store.
bitingontinfoil | April 22, 2011 at 9:52 am
Gotta say, getting bored with this page. What’s with updating ONE post each day??
Superficial | April 22, 2011 at 10:04 am
Did this comment seriously just happen? It’s called a scroll wheel. It’s on your mouse. Moves the page up and down, really a miraculous invention.
yeah yeah yeah yeah | April 22, 2011 at 1:08 pm
listersgoat is right below. you are total genius with an amazing site that should be dropping 400k in your pocket annually. but that will go away real fast if you stop working.
ListersGoat | April 22, 2011 at 10:19 am
There’s more than one post a day, it’s just that these archive posts are a complete waste.
Taking what would normally be 10 or so posts and eliminating the gruelling task of cranking out title and a 30 second paragraphs for each one in lieu of just lumping them under, the crap we missed, or most important people etc..is just lazy.
Just like Penny Arcade, once success rolled in quality took a nose dive.
Yeah yeah I know “Do your own blog” I just hate to see something great turn to crap.
Superficial | April 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Thank you, yeah yeah and Listers, Internet experts.
I’ve explained before, these posts are IN ADDITION TO the usual amount of writing. They’re extremely popular features along with Most Important People which is an aggregate of all the awesome comments here. People don’t get a chance to read every single comment, so we pick out the ones we laughed at at end of the week and highlight which post they came from IN ADDITION TO the usual amount of weekly posts. If the Analytics suggested readers didn’t like them, we would’ve ditched them, trust me. They’re a bitch to cobble together.
In the meantime, yes there were less posts Thursday and Friday because, surprise, it’s a holiday weekend where traffic has slowed to a crawl so we’ve adjusted our output accordingly, as we do EVERY YEAR.
That said, thanks for the concern. We’re gonna be okay.
Captain Slappy | April 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm
I considered touching myself to Missus Johansson, until I remember she also inappropriately touched herself on the corpse of Sean Penn. I was under the presumption Mr. Penn had died some time ago, and what we are seeing now is simply a Hollywood Zombie resurrected off the magic of Chuckles the flying Sheen Warlock. Kind of like the corpse of Stalin, just without the hilarity and 7-Gram Viagra snorting.
the captain | April 23, 2011 at 1:38 am
……………her mouth looks like an anus.
SO SEAN PENN ISN’T A COINCIDENCE, folks!!
Tim | April 24, 2011 at 7:00 pm
Scarlett Johannsson is an ugly bint. I don’t get the hype. How can such an ugly woman be considered “hot” and “popular” ? I don’t get it.
Cardinal Ximenez | April 25, 2011 at 10:00 am
There is something about her… I just always get this mental image of her with a big herpes sore on her lip. She always looks like she’s trying to hide the herps when she smirks for a photo. She’ll always be one foot in the trailer court. Angelina Jolie gives me the same impression… big flu sack full of the herps.
And to think, Sean Penn had his pecker in The CryptKeeper’s dusty snatch back in the late 80′s. God only knows what spores of satan have congealed on his devil stick.
Marcellus Wallace | April 25, 2011 at 4:39 pm
I like to git sum whit wimen
CHoc Donut | April 26, 2011 at 6:46 am
Does this mean she had implants all those years ago in Lost in Translation where I could not stop drooling and groaning in the theater? Or did she just get older and work out so much she lost all her boobs? I dont think its likely. She must’ve been enhanced before Lost.