The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

April 21st, 2011 // 544 Comments

And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Scarlett Johansson
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    yep even scarlett’s back down to a size 6

  2. Martin Kove
    Mr. Sneaky Man
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    Sweep the eye.

  3. Coco
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    I’m going to make a wooden cut-out of this and put it in my garden.

  4. Audrina Patridge
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    booooo…. prude!

  5. Peter Dinklage
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    um… what if that fuckin dog decided to take off..??

  6. Muffy the Lesbian

    Dang the 610′s keep on rolling in!

  7. Martin Kove
    Dookieshoo
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    Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?

  8. Queen Latifah
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    no fuckin way she makes it back uphill!

  9. Adam Lambert
    Ruby
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    Megan Fox on Halloween dressed as George Michaels

  10. Snoop Dogg
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    dude, if you weren’t so high maybe you’d notice what you’re putting your lips up to?

  11. Adam Lambert
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    Looks like someone took a session of Wooly Willy a little too seriously.

  12. Robet Pattinson
    Dookieshoo
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    Don’t look at me and my day glow Nike® Sportswear gear.

  13. Joe Francis
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    he should catch a cat of nine tails for those shoes

  14. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
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    id do mary-kate. ashley’s got a huge hard-on

  15. Richard McBeef

    Between Penn’s saggy balls slapping against her taint and last week’s glimpse at what the smoke & mirrors & spanx superstructure hides, my desire to ruin that in every conceivable way is waning fast.

  16. Coco
    Dookieshoo
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    Whey ya at…Whey ya at…Whey ya go…Whey ya go…It’s peanut butter jelly time!

  17. Snoop Dogg
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    Yeah, I’m thrilled for you and your huge glass penis there, Snoopy.

  18. Alyssa Milano
    bi chick
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    daughter looks like Rose McGowan

  19. Scarlett Johansson
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    Clothes are weird when you don’t wear spanx under them.

  20. Coco
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    i knew a chick named coco once, she had a W tattooed on each cheek of her ass. when she bent over.. WOW!

  21. Adam Lambert
    Christina
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    What is this, like seriously.

  22. Scarlett Johansson
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    Men clearly don’t understand the physics of Spanx.

  23. Coco
    Christina
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    Looking lovely coco…

  24. Sophie Monk
    bi chick
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    Skinny blonde with hair extensions and a lip job….WTF else is new? Dime a dozen

  25. Scarlett Johansson
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    Aha, so the problem last week was actually a lack of weird angles and a funny shirt.

  26. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
    Coyote
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    They may dress weird but I would do a minogue a twa anyday, and I would like it.

  27. Adam Lambert
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    KD Lang’s goatee will make her Leonard Cohen tributes all the more touching.

  28. Audrina Patridge
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    I’m saving my vag flash for the royal wedding.

  29. Coco
    Dookieshoo
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    Excuse me…I’d like to ass you a few questions.

  30. Peter Dinklage
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    I feel bad for him… It MUST be difficult to clean up after a dog that takes shits that are 1/3 your body weight…

  31. Coco
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    it seems like those trousers are see through… just sayin

  32. Adam Lambert
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    Mandrake’s going to the disco.

  33. Adam Lambert
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    He looks stupid.

  34. Peter Dinklage
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    Guess that’s the long and the short of it.

  35. Queen Latifah
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    The Angels really haven’t been the same since they patched her in.

  36. Adam Lambert
    Jill
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    Seriously, what happened to his eyebrows? Did they explode, or is that Peter Dinklage just perched on his face?

  37. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    Are we sure these guys aren’t gay?

  38. Martin Kove
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    Why you should always think twice before beginning a sentence with “I’d give my right eye…”

  39. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
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    Which one isn’t a junkie? That’s the one I want.

  40. Scarlett Johansson
    dramkit
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    Sweet zombie jesus! How is that even physically possible?

    I can see her still roundish arms, the chunky thigs, the hams hidden under that dress and the images of her jelly-jogging just a week ago, and yet here she is, looking all smokin’.

    How the fuck does she do that? And does it even matter?

  41. Steven Van Zandt
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    Who?

  42. Adam Lambert
    Ed
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    [dramatic movie trailer voice]

    This summer….coming to a local public restroom near yooou…

    Adam…..Lambert

  43. Isaiah Mustafa
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    Ladies… can you tell I’ve been wearing a hat?

  44. Martin Kove
    Jill
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    This guy looks like he’s dressed up as Will Farrell in a Captain Jack Sparrow disguise

  45. Martin Kove
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    So he went on to study with Pei Mei?

  46. Snoop Dogg
    phineas q. butterfat
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    Oh my god, Snoop smoked himself small.

  47. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Matty
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    I smell another Dumb and Dumber remake.

  48. Coco
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    A dingo ate my bay-bee!

  49. Adam Lambert
    Cock Dr
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    Meet Omar, your metrosexual driver & stylist for the evening.

  50. Joe Francis
    Jill
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    That is the face of a man who now enjoys taking it in the rear after going to prison for the exploitation of young women who probably should have known better. I guess the system does work?

    • Who could have guessed that drunk underage skanks would lie about their age in order to flash their boobs for money.

      Never mind, once I wrote it out I just felt dumb for asking.

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