The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.18.13

April 18th, 2013 // 383 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems Katy Perry‘s already worked off that extra chub that made John Mayer pack up his panama hats and leave. We’ve also got Hayden Panettiere clearly dissatisfied that this chicken finger won’t even come close to dislocating her jaw, Robin Antin with her group of future divorcees of professional athletes and this whole Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy thing finally starts to make sense.

This gallery has not one, but two Cyruses in it. *bows head* I’ll do better next time,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
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    If anyone should be against breast cancer, it’s this woman.

  2. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
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    She does not miss ONE chance to rub those puppies in other women’s faces… Actually now that I think about it, that doesn’t sound so bad…

  3. Snoop Dogg Miley Cyrus No Pants Billionaire Boys Club Shirt Twitter
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    She’s now supplying HIM with weed.

  4. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
    Weeblo
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    Hurley has been ridden hard over the years but still manages to look spectacular. Like an aging Jaguar that may be squeeky and not start on the first turn

  5. Katy Perry Butt Yoga Pants
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    Sorry — if there isn’t a gigantic pair of cans in my face, it’s not really Katy Perry.

  6. Snoop Dogg Miley Cyrus No Pants Billionaire Boys Club Shirt Twitter
    Weeblo
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    What’s Snoop doing with macaulay culkin?

  7. Kelly Preston John Travolta Wig QANTAS Gala Dinner
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    That’s the look of a woman who hasn’t had vaginal intercourse with her husband since forever.

  8. Maripily Rivera Bikini
    SIN
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    Something just not quite right with her. Everything looks fake. Plus, is that a penis?

  9. Kate Hudson Elton John Matt Bellamy Huge Pink Ring Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
    Weeblo
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    Bald dude checking out Elton John

  10. Kelly Preston John Travolta Wig QANTAS Gala Dinner
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    I’m glad to see he’s recycling some of the Swordfish props…

  11. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
    Cock Dr
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    Here’s a worthy cause we can all support….with both hands if Liz would let us.

  12. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
    ditch bitch
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    Still a stunner. Batshiat crazy, but still a stunner.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Eating Chicken Finger Twitter
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    You know, not every photo needs to be posted to Twitter or Instagram. If you’ve got something particularly noteworthy to show me, like a genuine UFO or a spectacular pair of titties, tweet away. Otherwise, keep your personal shit to yourself. “Famous” is not a synonym for “interesting.”

  14. Jean-Claude Van Damme
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    Must be awesome being your own biggest fan…

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Yoga Pants Middle Finger
    Weeblo
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    Nasty ‘Nessa we know where that fingers been

  16. Jean-Claude Van Damme
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    There’s a guy who has had to pare back his hooker budget in recent years.

  17. Ashton Kutcher Sagging Pants
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    Yeah that’s right… YOU ACT SHAMED you little douchebag…

  18. Vanessa Hudgens Yoga Pants Middle Finger
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    Right back at ya, girl.

  19. Ashton Kutcher Sagging Pants
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    Another halfwit shithead who can’t pull his pants up or invest in a $25 belt.

  20. Kelly Preston John Travolta Wig QANTAS Gala Dinner
    PJ Bandit
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    - Homo!
    - Slu… ok, I have to give you that.

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Weight Gain
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    10 to 1 she’s got a whole chicken in one of those bags.

  22. Fred Willard Smelling Finger Red Sunglasses
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    Smells like…. Old, pasty semen from the chair of a peep show theater… Just right…

  23. Fred Willard Smelling Finger Red Sunglasses
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    Fap away, dude. That’s what those theaters are for.

  24. Nicole Minetti Butt Yoga Pants
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    No idea who she is, but unlike Ashton Kutcher, she has mastered the fine art of wearing pants.

  25. Snoop Dogg Miley Cyrus No Pants Billionaire Boys Club Shirt Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Growers of American celebrate this pairing.

  26. Dakota Fanning No Bra Nipples Goth Outfit Every Secret Thing Set
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    Man, I knew those things would grow in… Now I don’t feel like all those spank sessions were for nothing…

  27. Jean-Claude Van Damme
    PJ Bandit
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    Really, pole dancing?! He’ll do anything to get some attention.

  28. Richard Belzer Cane Saddle Shoes Mistaken For Strangers Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Holy fuck. Look at those ears. He looks like Mr Potato Head if Mr Potato Head was an aging queen.

  29. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    You know you’ve hit a new low when you raid your sister’s closet for a shirt…

  30. Dakota Fanning No Bra Nipples Goth Outfit Every Secret Thing Set
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    Another smoker. Ladies, that’s why men are okay with a blowjob, but won’t kiss you on a bet.

    Well, that’s one reason.

  31. William Radekin Shauna Sand Butt Tight Pants Abbey Pride Kick Off Party
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    He has no idea the diverse group of STD’s he’s in store for…

  32. Robin Antin GRL Dancers Chateau Marmont
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    What’s the over/under on STDs in that photograph?

  33. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink Party
    gaia
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    my god, Matt hasn’t dumped this succubus yet? sigh…..

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Yoga Pants Middle Finger
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    And out of nowhere, she becomes interesting!

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarves Tight Jeans GMA
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    Always nice to see an illiterate hayseed hawking the book he just “wrote.”

  36. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Fatter than his fat fuck of a sister.

  37. Nicole Minetti Butt Yoga Pants
    PJ Bandit
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    If at any time she needs help pulling those pants up or down I’m available.

  38. Debbie Gibson Legs Miniskirt 30th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards
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    Smart enough to cover up that disaster of a stomach this time.

  39. Robin Antin GRL Dancers Chateau Marmont
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    Did the whore factory just close? WTF?!

  40. Julie Bowen No Makeup
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    Bag lady with an $8000 bag.

    • PJ Bandit

      $8000?! Anyone buying such an expensive bag should be beaten with it until they give it back and give the money to charity!

  41. William Radekin Shauna Sand Butt Tight Pants Abbey Pride Kick Off Party
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    Super-douche and the chick who needs to douche 4 times a day.

  42. Billy Ray Cyrus Leather Gloves Scarves Tight Jeans GMA
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    How is it possible for a dude to look like a woman trying to dress up as a man? Seriously, he looks like every sit-com where the girl tries to sneak into the “All guys poker game” or whatever.

  43. Zachary Quinto New Haircut Kiehls Launches Environmental Partnership Benefiting Recycle Across America
    PJ Bandit
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    We know you came out. This is just rubbing it in, isn’t it?

  44. Kelly Brook Tight Pants
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    Again, you can tell me that’s Kelly Brook, but until I see some titties there’s really no way to know for sure.

  45. Debbie Gibson Legs Miniskirt 30th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards
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    I can’t help myself, I still would,

  46. Riley Keough Bra See Through Shirt Mistaken For Strangers Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Know idea who she is, but I approve.

  47. Riley Keough Bra See Through Shirt Mistaken For Strangers Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Looks like Liv Tyler in this pic

  48. Kelly Brook Tight Pants
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    “Why yes, I have given up. Why do you ask?”

  49. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    That’s fuckable.

  50. Snoop Dogg Miley Cyrus No Pants Billionaire Boys Club Shirt Twitter
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    Vetting actresses for his next film?

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