The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.11.13

April 11th, 2013 // 383 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we all try to make each other die a little inside. Except for Judith Light, who is dying on the outside, a lot. Today we’ve got Tonya Kay performing her one woman play ‘Katie Holmes – My Divorce: Day One,’ as well as Max George whose penis just put in its two weeks notice, and rapper 2 Chainz who it turns out was just a German tourist this whole time,

Today’s Final Five is actually only four pics, but I think you’ll agree I made the right call,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Halle Berry Baby Bump See Through Shirt Leather Pants
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    Looks better than Kim K.

  2. Kim Kardashian Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Cow tipping, anyone?

  3. Hugh Jackman Dog Being Attacked By Larger Dog
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    “OK boys, sit up! Good! Roll over! Good! Now do Wladimir and Hayden! Good dogs!!”

  4. January Jones Conan OBrien Orlando Bloom JJ Abrams Katy Perry Josh Gad Coach 3rd Annual Evening Of Cocktails And Shopping To Benefit The Children's Defense Fund
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    Looking at the men from left to right, it’s like one of those evolution charts, but backwards.

  5. Judith Light Old No Makeup Fanny Pack
    joe
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    Who’s the boss? Father time, that’s who.

  6. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Skirt Coach 3rd Annual Evening Of Cocktails And Shopping To Benefit The Children's Defense Fund
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    Not THAT’S an ass worth putting in leather…

  7. Alec Baldwin Angry
    jorge
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    angry Alec is angry

  8. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
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    “I’ll get this dang ‘ol chastity belt off!”

  9. David Beckham PSG Match
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    Where’s his other hand? Oh right.

  10. January Jones Conan OBrien Orlando Bloom JJ Abrams Katy Perry Josh Gad Coach 3rd Annual Evening Of Cocktails And Shopping To Benefit The Children's Defense Fund
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    January Jone’s condition has degraded to the point that she can only smile when touched by a married man…

  11. Leelee Sobieski New Museum Spring Gala
    jorge
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    lowlow boobskis

  12. Coolio Crazy Braids
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    Hahahahaha

  13. Daphne Wayans Breasts Nipple Pasties See Through Shirt Oblivion Premiere
    ksmack
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    Man? Woman? Man-woman?

  14. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
    Sparkly
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    Katy Perry got a new outfit to sing Firework.

  15. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
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    Miley Cyrus finally had enough of the Chastity belt her dad put on her, to which only he had the key…

  16. Julie Benz Butt Tight Dress Syfy Upfront
    Don't walk away from me
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    Since she’s on Syfy, is she Julie Has-Benz now?

  17. Paris Hilton Guy Staring At Ass
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    Chuck Liddell hasn’t seen a herp that size in all his years…

  18. Alec Baldwin Angry
    Don't look him in the eyes
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    I guess he just saw his daughter’s Instagram pics…

  19. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it possible to be a less talented version of Ke$ha?

  20. Max George Being Hugged By Female Fan The Wanted
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    This picture makes perfect sense…. and I’m not even being sarcastic…

  21. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
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    If you can’t find it, grind it!

  22. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
    TooCoo
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    “Jon Hamm, I’ve got the answer to all your problems!”

  23. January Jones Conan OBrien Orlando Bloom JJ Abrams Katy Perry Josh Gad Coach 3rd Annual Evening Of Cocktails And Shopping To Benefit The Children's Defense Fund
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    Did they just throw that fat dork in there on the end for diversity?

  24. Michelle Trachtenberg
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Opaque is the new white

  25. Tonya Kay Steel Metal Grinder On Steel Bikini Heaven & Earth Album Release Party
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    Hey! It’s my friend’s wife!

  26. Michelle Trachtenberg
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Ya know, if she’d breed with a black man her kid would still be white.

  27. Luisana Lopilato Ultimo Undewear Ad
    Cock Dr
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    And the 2013 award for PhotoShop use in the “Female Figure Skin Tone Polish” catagory goes to….

  28. Michelle Trachtenberg
    TooCoo
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    Who’s the Mess?

  29. Coolio Crazy Braids
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    Curb feelers

  30. Kim Kardashian Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If anyone is still questioning whether the pregnancy is real, she’s bursting at the seams and has taken to the Jessica Simpson line of pregnancy moo-moo’s.

  31. David Beckham PSG Match
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    I didn’t think it was possible to communicate a jock itch with your face but….

  32. Michelle Trachtenberg
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Sorry, I can’t get over how white she is.
    Last post, promise.

  33. Morgan Freeman Hugging Robert Griffin III Oblivion Premiere After Party
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    Is Morgan Freeman doing the next Hellboy or something?

  34. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece Rolled Up Sleeves On Blazer Extra
    No, not that duck
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    …What would Jerry do? What would Jerry do? Oh why did I take that Duckman role?

  35. Judith Light Old No Makeup Fanny Pack
    TooCoo
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    Who’s the Mess?

  36. David Beckham PSG Match
    pavement_smear
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    Looks like somebody has a little captain in him…

  37. Daphne Wayans Breasts Nipple Pasties See Through Shirt Oblivion Premiere
    Hmm
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    It’s a new species. Way-man.

  38. Daphne Wayans Breasts Nipple Pasties See Through Shirt Oblivion Premiere
    meeps!
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    More like Oblivious…

  39. Kim Kardashian Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Nice leg, Kim.

    I feel like I’m looking at a butchered pig on a hook on the Food Network.

  40. Michelle Trachtenberg
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the 65th Crayola color should be “Not Quite Albino”.

  41. Daphne Wayans Breasts Nipple Pasties See Through Shirt Oblivion Premiere
    GLT
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    Are those adamantium nipples?

  42. Carlos Bardem Javier Bardem Alacran Enamorado Premiere
    meeps!
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    The Spanish Jackie Chan…

  43. Luisana Lopilato Ultimo Undewear Ad
    Hey, that's not nice
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    Hey look! It’s in Manatee Blue now!

  44. 50 Cent
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey, when I fucked Chelsea Handler, she didn’t look like that.

    (under his breath… yes, she did.)

  45. Michelle Trachtenberg
    emma watson's vagina
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    my future wife.

  46. Judith Light Old No Makeup Fanny Pack
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “Ooh… where did she get the cool bag from?”

    - Andrew Dice Clay

  47. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece Rolled Up Sleeves On Blazer Extra
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    SO is he seriously sporting a toupee now? I thought it was a joke?

  48. Coolio Crazy Braids
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    If this is sobriety….I dont ever want to be right

  49. Coolio Crazy Braids
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If he ever decides to finally blow his brains out, at least we’ll know what it looked like.

  50. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Skirt Coach 3rd Annual Evening Of Cocktails And Shopping To Benefit The Children's Defense Fund
    Ford McDinglepoop
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    Like a fine wine…

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