The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12

March 22nd, 2012 // 299 Comments

Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I don’t know what the hell I’m even here for. We’ve also got Courtney Love‘s death rattle, Mickey Rourke‘s death rattle, and Kevin Smith‘s death rattle.

I know that seemed to get really dark, but remember when Prince Charles shit himself? HA! Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    it had to be said
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    I don’t know her, but I would have missed this if I had missed this.

  2. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    it had to be said
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    Now that man is royally constipated.

  3. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    “Quick, someone pull my finger!”

  4. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    direchef
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    Shit, she’s lost her Precious.

  5. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    I’m sure somebody else can do the Jabba the Hutt speak better than me.

  6. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Her left titty is staring me down. I think it’s in to me.

  7. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    “You want me to ramble on pointlessly for an hour? Well, I don’t usually do this….”

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Josephus
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    Ahem.

    DAT ASS

  9. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini
    I'mCool
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    is there a clever name for that spot we’re all looking at?

  10. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    George P Burdell
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    This just in: Courtney Love is still dead.

  11. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    I'mCool
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    Bring. Me. Those. PUPPIES!

  12. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    quigley
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    Shiiittt it!!! Shiiiiitttt it!!!!!!!!

  13. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    vtmark
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    her tits have fallen off her implants

  14. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    joe
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    Rourke =======II== The Joker

  15. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    quigley
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    I just snogged 3 dudes!

  16. Warwick Davis
    quigley
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    I snogged Simon Cowell last night.

  17. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
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    “well, hellorr.”

  18. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Cock Dr
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    The diet went well. Those carbs know who’s boss.

  19. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
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    The only thing that can distract from that train wreck of a face is that train wreck of a shirt.

  20. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
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    I call busllshit. This photo could have been taken anytime in the past 20 years.

  21. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    Cock Dr
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    See what playing polo for decades does to a man?

  22. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    I'mCool
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    Don’t worry, Kevin. Once it moves past your first stomach, the cramping goes away.

  23. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
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    The guy in the black jacket behind him is seriously reconsidering working in any aspect of Hollywood right now.

  24. Johnny Galecki
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I bet he loves how they blame themselves for not knowing who he is

    • Well, in its early stages, Alzheimer’s doesn’t really impair long-term memory so much as recently learned things. So they’ll remember that he was one of the Brady kids. They’ll just forget the part about the marriage to the hot cosplay wife.

  25. Holly Madison
    I'mCool
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    I like how none of the dudes are even looking at her.

  26. Warwick Davis
    Simon Towel
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    The Situtation really needs to stop using steroids.

  27. Ice-T Coco Cleavage Tight Pants
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    Let’s all remember for a moment that Ice-T used t write songs called “Cop Killer” and used to sing a in a thrash band called “Body Count”. A moment of silence, please.

  28. Piper Perabo
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    Say her name 10 times really fast. It’s hilarious.

  29. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    This is one way to distract from ripples in the breast implants.

  30. When will brittney’s hair grow back?

  31. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone needs to do a lot of walking.

  32. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ve shaken hands with my last fucking boy scout…Don’t wake me up until I’m King!

  33. Johnny Galecki
    EricLr
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    Most overheard conversation of the night:

    Person 1: “Who’s that guy?”

    Person 2: “I think he has Alzheimer’s or something”

  34. Warwick Davis
    EricLr
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    He’s smiling because no one has had the heart to tell him they’re never going to make Willow 2.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      No one has the heart to tell him his man sized hands don’t fit in the pockets of husky boys jeans.

  35. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    EricLr
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    How is her heart even still pumping?

  36. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    nipsey russell
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    seen here inspired by cartman to crap out of his mouth

  37. Mickey Rourke Fanny Pack Open Shirt
    EricLr
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    Merry Christmas!!!

  38. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
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    “Ha! Dick jokes! Who writes this shit?”

  39. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Yoga Pants
    bonerspunk
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    I’m always amazed how a chick with a semi decent body, breast implants and an ugly face can get so popular?

  40. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You could dig up the leopard and put his coat back on and he still wouldn’t look as bad as that.

  41. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Yoga Pants
    nipsey russell
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    that vacuous whore OWNED this blog for a time…

  42. Genesis Rodriguez Cleavage El Hormiguero
    The Pope
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    “Oh, yeah…I’m staring at that glass of water too.”

  43. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    Sitting on saggy balls is a terrible symptom of age…

  44. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Aster Batim
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    She can park wherever she wants.

  45. Johnny Galecki
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look, it’s Sheldon’s dad.

  46. Courtney Love Pale Leopard Coat
    nipsey russell
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    from giving jimmy page a hummer when she was 12……to this

  47. Melanie Iglesias Bikini Spring Break
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    Why is she wearing earrings when it’s apparent no one will see them?

  48. Kevin Smith Fat Hockey Jersey
    Richard McBeef
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    I can only hope that someday I become so fat that hockey jerseys are all I can wear.

  49. Prince Charles Fighter Jet
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    A royal shart is, alas, still a shart.

  50. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Not seen… Simon’s 17 trips through the revolving doors.

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