The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.21.13

March 21st, 2013 // 433 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which survived another hack attack because boobs always triumph over not putting boobs on the Internet. That said, I wouldn’t fault anyone for lighting our server on fire because of the Mama June photo. It is certainly not beautimous, nor the breasts you’re looking for and might actually be a war crime now that I think about.

We vere only vollowing ordahs,

- The Superficial

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  1. Coco Cleavage Working Out
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    This is how Hamm lowers an erection….

  2. Harry Styles Facial Measurement Calipers Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
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    This month on the BBC: The cataloging of the douches maximus species…

  3. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece 21st Annual A Night At Sardi's Gala
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    Nice rug. K-Mart?

  4. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece 21st Annual A Night At Sardi's Gala
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    Wonderful, now Albert Brooks is on this rejuvenation thing…

  5. Coco Cleavage Working Out
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    That rope is attached to a pulley system to get Ice T’s dick up. It’s the only way thats going to happen.

  6. Harry Styles Facial Measurement Calipers Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
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    “When do we tell him, we have no intention of making a wax figure of him.”

  7. Ellie Goulding Bikini Top Jean Shorts
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    sweet mom jorts, casper.

    • HAHA! I like women who are white, pasty, and kinda fleshy. It’s like wrestling an albino manatee in the sack. (Just a pro tip, for all you playas.)

  8. Beyonce H&M Spokesperson
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    Whatever, she’s dumb and can’t sing.

  9. Selena Gomez Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Behind The Scenes Pic Twitter
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    “Are you telling me that’s Justin in a diaper being unloaded from his limo?”

  10. Emmy Rossum Weird Makeup Cleavage 21st Annual A Night At Sardi's Gala
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    eek. not the best picture.

    i *heart* the shit out of that girl’s hips.

  11. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece 21st Annual A Night At Sardi's Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    Is this a joke?

  12. Michael Phelps Speedo Goggles
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    Best argument against wed. Ever.

  13. Kelly Brook
    BP
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    First In, Losers!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Jason Alexander Bad Hair Piece 21st Annual A Night At Sardi's Gala
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    Maybe a little more sun, would make him look less ghoulish? Good pube transfer on the top, though.

  15. Thomas Lennon Son Oliver Spitting Image
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    Yeesh, anyone want to tell that toddler he/she looks feminine?

    • beaddee

      The pink shirt doesn’t help either. Maybe they dress him in pink for shits and giggles so when people say, oh she’s so cute, they can mess with people and say, no, it’s a he! Maybe, just maybe they like those kind of cheap jokes on people. They need to stop messing with us.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        1 – That’s far closer to -if not actually being- magenta, than pink.

        2 – As short a time ago as the 1920s, mothers were being conditioned by manufacturers to dress their boys in pink, and their girls in blue (I won’t waste text on the reasons, but they existed). Anyone who thinks *pink is for girls and blue for boys* is simply showing a propensity to believe in at best superstitution, at worst brainwashing.

      • Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        A small thing maybe, but a lot of people reading TSF have kids, and they pass down/on such crap notions/perceptions as *absolutes* without thinking twice. Awareness is power.

  16. Selena Gomez Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Behind The Scenes Pic Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    “It’s called “Two girls, One Cup”…hot, right?”

  17. Selena Gomez Rachel Korine Cleavage Spring Breakers Behind The Scenes Pic Twitter
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    Beiber’s blue waffle is always tough to see.

  18. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    mustard
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    Is it me or is he starting to look more and more like Sophia from Golden Girls?

  19. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
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    “Wait’ll they get a load of me..”

  20. Nick Nolte Red Face Hat Oversized Shirt
    Fredical
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    Randy Savage wanted to haunt Hulk Hogan when he died, but he somehow wound up possessing the Incredible Hulk’s dad instead.

  21. Usher Red High Tops The Voice Premiere
    mustard
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    Where did his feet go?

  22. June Shannon Picking Nose Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
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    10 bucks she eats it after.

  23. Usher Red High Tops The Voice Premiere
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    If you’re impressed by that magic trick, wait till you see him disappear a 12″ kielbasa.

  24. Michael Phelps Speedo Goggles
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    “OMG, my weed fell out!”

  25. Stacy Keibler Legs Tight Minidress Escada Flasgship Store Grand Opening
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    oh hells yeah.

    This is where I rehash the story about my buddy banging her (without even knowing who she was) in Manhattan, but im feeling lazy today

  26. Jenny McCarthy Mouth Full Its A Ravioli Rivalry
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    This is what the Kardashian placenta party is going to look like.

  27. Ray Liotta Double Chin Scrubby Beard Looking Tired
    elephantman
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    Holly Shit Ray! What Happend?

  28. Wynonna Judd Hugging Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants
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    What Kelly didn’t know is that Wynonna has evolved into a being that can absorb food directly through its skin!

  29. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly 1st Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    “We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble! “

  30. Thomas Lennon Son Oliver Spitting Image
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    “Lets hurry now, before your dad finds out your missing.”

  31. Beyonce H&M Spokesperson
    farrellthib
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    see how hard it is to keep your body in shape after adoption?

  32. Summer Daniels Cleavage 28th Annual Nightclub & Bar Convention And Trade Show
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    wah wah wahhhhh?

  33. June Shannon Picking Nose Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
    elephantman
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    Now thats what I call GROSS! EWWWWWWW!

  34. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Mad Men Premiere
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    Ronald McDonald hair coloring – because your worth it.

  35. Pricasso Sexpo 2013
    Tiggles
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    No offense, dude, but you look kinda gay in that outfit.

  36. Aly Raisman Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Dat ass!!!

  37. Aly Raisman Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    gymnast ass = best

  38. Pricasso Sexpo 2013
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    Dead sexy!

  39. Heidi Klum Cleavage Americas Got Talent Premiere
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    Push-up bras: Doing wonders for our eyes for over 30 years…

  40. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
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    Billy Jean King is doing amazing.. just amazing with that new diet…

  41. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly 1st Annual Norma Jean Gala
    farrellthib
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    i thought pink gave birth already

  42. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    Juch
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    “New Bud Light beer for old lesbians – the sure sign of a good time.”

  43. Kelly Brook
    cc
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    How to brighten up a dreary day? Kelly Brook

  44. Jenny McCarthy Mouth Full Its A Ravioli Rivalry
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    If there is any justice in the world, she’ll contract polio while she’s there.

  45. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
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    *note to self* must stop drinking to hide the broken man within. But, not today – bottoms up!

  46. Diane Kruger No Makeup
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    Make-up? Not today…

  47. Usher Red High Tops The Voice Premiere
    Tiggles
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    Maybe if he clicks the heels of those boots together and repeats “there’s no place like da hood” he will be magically transported to Detroit.

  48. Harry Styles Facial Measurement Calipers Madame Tussauds Wax Figure
    cc
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    ‘Well, cranial capacity doesn’t seem to the problem. Any other theories on how to explain douchery?’

  49. Busy Philipps Pregnant Belly 1st Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    This? This is fashion now? Taking some old drapes, tying them off and calling it a dress?

  50. Beyonce H&M Spokesperson
    cc
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    H&M sells anaconda shoes and elephant hide runners now?

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