Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which survived another hack attack because boobs always triumph over not putting boobs on the Internet. That said, I wouldn’t fault anyone for lighting our server on fire because of the Mama June photo. It is certainly not beautimous, nor the breasts you’re looking for and might actually be a war crime now that I think about.
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This is how Hamm lowers an erection….
This month on the BBC: The cataloging of the douches maximus species…
Nice rug. K-Mart?
Wonderful, now Albert Brooks is on this rejuvenation thing…
That rope is attached to a pulley system to get Ice T’s dick up. It’s the only way thats going to happen.
“When do we tell him, we have no intention of making a wax figure of him.”
sweet mom jorts, casper.
HAHA! I like women who are white, pasty, and kinda fleshy. It’s like wrestling an albino manatee in the sack. (Just a pro tip, for all you playas.)
Whatever, she’s dumb and can’t sing.
lol
“Are you telling me that’s Justin in a diaper being unloaded from his limo?”
eek. not the best picture.
i *heart* the shit out of that girl’s hips.
Don’t find the Anne Frank look sexy? I could work with it, personally.
Is this a joke?
Best argument against wed. Ever.
What is your problem with Wednesday?
LOL Yeah, need to proofread :)
First In, Losers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butt Plug is that you?
FU Nerd!
says the fuckin’ nerd that celebrates the ‘first post’.
You’ve got your fist in?
Maybe a little more sun, would make him look less ghoulish? Good pube transfer on the top, though.
Yeesh, anyone want to tell that toddler he/she looks feminine?
The pink shirt doesn’t help either. Maybe they dress him in pink for shits and giggles so when people say, oh she’s so cute, they can mess with people and say, no, it’s a he! Maybe, just maybe they like those kind of cheap jokes on people. They need to stop messing with us.
1 – That’s far closer to -if not actually being- magenta, than pink.
2 – As short a time ago as the 1920s, mothers were being conditioned by manufacturers to dress their boys in pink, and their girls in blue (I won’t waste text on the reasons, but they existed). Anyone who thinks *pink is for girls and blue for boys* is simply showing a propensity to believe in at best superstitution, at worst brainwashing.
Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi.
A small thing maybe, but a lot of people reading TSF have kids, and they pass down/on such crap notions/perceptions as *absolutes* without thinking twice. Awareness is power.
“It’s called “Two girls, One Cup”…hot, right?”
Beiber’s blue waffle is always tough to see.
Is it me or is he starting to look more and more like Sophia from Golden Girls?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
“Wait’ll they get a load of me..”
Randy Savage wanted to haunt Hulk Hogan when he died, but he somehow wound up possessing the Incredible Hulk’s dad instead.
Where did his feet go?
10 bucks she eats it after.
If you’re impressed by that magic trick, wait till you see him disappear a 12″ kielbasa.
“OMG, my weed fell out!”
oh hells yeah.
This is where I rehash the story about my buddy banging her (without even knowing who she was) in Manhattan, but im feeling lazy today
That’s okay, we’re all feeling to lazy to pretend we believe you anyway.
POW!
I dont fully believe him myself
I don’t have to bang her to not know who she is…..
Sticky magazine pages do not count.
This is what the Kardashian placenta party is going to look like.
Holly Shit Ray! What Happend?
What Kelly didn’t know is that Wynonna has evolved into a being that can absorb food directly through its skin!
“We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble! “
“Lets hurry now, before your dad finds out your missing.”
see how hard it is to keep your body in shape after adoption?
wah wah wahhhhh?
Now thats what I call GROSS! EWWWWWWW!
Ronald McDonald hair coloring – because your worth it.
I would *robble robble* on her Big Macs all day.
No offense, dude, but you look kinda gay in that outfit.
Dude makes Liberace look like John Wayne.
Dat ass!!!
gymnast ass = best
Dead sexy!
Push-up bras: Doing wonders for our eyes for over 30 years…
Billy Jean King is doing amazing.. just amazing with that new diet…
hahaha
And the women in his family couldn’t tie BJ’s shoelaces.
i thought pink gave birth already
“Busy” Phillips? She’s either been busy eating or fucking (a lot)
“New Bud Light beer for old lesbians – the sure sign of a good time.”
How to brighten up a dreary day? Kelly Brook
If there is any justice in the world, she’ll contract polio while she’s there.
*note to self* must stop drinking to hide the broken man within. But, not today – bottoms up!
Make-up? Not today…
Maybe if he clicks the heels of those boots together and repeats “there’s no place like da hood” he will be magically transported to Detroit.
‘Well, cranial capacity doesn’t seem to the problem. Any other theories on how to explain douchery?’
This? This is fashion now? Taking some old drapes, tying them off and calling it a dress?
Hey now, if we’re going to get Captain Butler to help us pay off the taxes on Tara, we have to do our best with what we’ve got.
Amen. I bet she saw it in the window and just had to have it.
H&M sells anaconda shoes and elephant hide runners now?