“In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiri– Aw, c’mon Jimmy, it’s my first goddamned day!”
Welcome to Thurdsday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m so glad was able to get published despite some tech issues today because it feature’s Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Yep, I just made you look at Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Wow, three times now and you keep going for it, huh? I like your style. Well, we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel just before getting “randomly selected” for additional screening, Prince Charles scoping out his sausage hands in 3-D, so it’s safe to assume he’s now in a mental institution, and finally Andrew Garfield after a quick look at the rough cut for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
“I don’t even remember tap-dancing on a piano,” he groaned, wiping vomit from his chin,
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” ‘Mommy, why does my voice sound funny? ‘Don’t worry dear, you’re just a little hoarse”
“Could they install one of those in a tampon?”
Alan Cumming. Liza, too.
What the hell is Doc from The Love Boat doing in the background…..thought he was Jewish!
Please take us to your young boys.
That shemale sure sweats a lot!
Been a model so long, she does not know how to stand normally.
Looks like a MILF I banged down in Boca Raton!
Nice Arse!
I’d just say fuck it, throw out the micro robot, and get a new one. Heart surgery seems like a huge waste of time on a damn robot.
Micro robotic heart surgery? Oh please. They are watching porn.
has anybody ever listened to adam carolla’s story about “lineman dikes”?
“I’d tag that,” thought Ms. Latifah
Lil Kim ain’t so little no mo………
She has an interesting, um, personality.
“I told you, I’ll never ‘spray’ unless you shake that can!” – QL
Nothing gay about that pose.
So she’s Chinese now?
King Kong Bundy went drag? Wrestling these days…
“Yes, question in the back row…”
“Congratulations first for all. Second, what do you intend to do about all the child rap” [LOUD BANG]
“Next Question…”
Is this what Prince William has to look forward to ????
Close your mouth or the sample will dry up before you get to the sperm bank.
All I can think of is that scene from “Get him to the greek” where Jonah Hill has to put the dope in his ass…
Yes please. And the kid can act too.
What’s the over/under on her quitting DWTS before she actually gets kicked off.
Perez Hilton just shot a load
She’s posing like she was just violated by the TSA.
Gotta love professionals at work..
“Gelgameks?”
She’s like a walking version of Photoshop.
“They cancelled my show?!?!? Oh dear!”
That’s not a sweat stain. Your lense is dirty… All of you… At the same place… At the same time… I’m shooting a commercial…
I’m gonna give her a break this time, because its so damn rare to see a celebrity actually being a mom to her kids.
Wouldn’t that be a celebrity actually being a mare to her foals?
I may be a jaded bastard but even I admit it, this is adorable.
FEE FI FO FUMP!
They’ve been shopping for jewelry ever since that damn hobbit got their favorite ring thrown into a volcano.
wtf, ‘Francis’? Guy gets appointed to the top spot in a wealthy organization that rules over a Billion plus catholics all over the world, and when it comes time to pick his new pope name, he skips past ‘Zack Thunder’, ‘Jake Steel’, ‘Thunderballs’ and goes with ‘Francis’?
Homo Alone
Hay honey, wanna be a Cover Girl?
Dammit. Hey.
It work both ways.
This is why I keep a cup full of ice & nickels handy at all times.
Damn you! Arrow keyed again!!!!
This is why I keep a cup full of ice & nickels handy at all times.
Strange to see a horse putting shoes on a person.
Jesus fucking Christ … nice!
What kind of animal is he rescuing, a shaved gerbil?
Sperm burp …
Let me position myself. There… Hey, Mike Frey! Suck on this!
OH MY!! What a beast!
Apparently his middle name is “Is.”
Brilliant!
Is it me, or is she turning into one gigantic neck?
“This technology is amazing – it’s like I can reach right out and pinch those nipples!”
If his hem were any shorter, it would be a tool show.