The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.14.13

March 14th, 2013 // 249 Comments

“In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiri– Aw, c’mon Jimmy, it’s my first goddamned day!”

Welcome to Thurdsday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m so glad was able to get published despite some tech issues today because it feature’s Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Yep, I just made you look at Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Wow, three times now and you keep going for it, huh? I like your style. Well, we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel just before getting “randomly selected” for additional screening, Prince Charles scoping out his sausage hands in 3-D, so it’s safe to assume he’s now in a mental institution, and finally Andrew Garfield after a quick look at the rough cut for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

“I don’t even remember tap-dancing on a piano,” he groaned, wiping vomit from his chin,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Touching Daughters Foot
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    ” ‘Mommy, why does my voice sound funny? ‘Don’t worry dear, you’re just a little hoarse”

  2. Prince Charles 3D Glasses Robotic Heart Surgery Qatar
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    “Could they install one of those in a tampon?”

  3. Alan Cumming Liza Minnelli 67th Birthday Party
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    Alan Cumming. Liza, too.

  4. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
    BP
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    What the hell is Doc from The Love Boat doing in the background…..thought he was Jewish!

  5. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
    tlmck
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    Please take us to your young boys.

  6. Toni Braxton Armpit Stain Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
    BP
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    That shemale sure sweats a lot!

  7. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Pants
    tlmck
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    Been a model so long, she does not know how to stand normally.

  8. Danielle Lloyd Pregnant Bikini
    BP
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    Looks like a MILF I banged down in Boca Raton!

  9. Gerard Butler Ass Crack
    BP
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    Nice Arse!

  10. Prince Charles 3D Glasses Robotic Heart Surgery Qatar
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    I’d just say fuck it, throw out the micro robot, and get a new one. Heart surgery seems like a huge waste of time on a damn robot.

  11. Prince Charles 3D Glasses Robotic Heart Surgery Qatar
    tlmck
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    Micro robotic heart surgery? Oh please. They are watching porn.

  12. Queen Latifah Checking Out Womans Ass
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    has anybody ever listened to adam carolla’s story about “lineman dikes”?

  13. Queen Latifah Checking Out Womans Ass
    catapostrophe
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    “I’d tag that,” thought Ms. Latifah

  14. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
    BP
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    Lil Kim ain’t so little no mo………

  15. Ne-Yo Grabbing Dancers Ass
    tlmck
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    She has an interesting, um, personality.

  16. Queen Latifah Checking Out Womans Ass
    TooCoo
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    “I told you, I’ll never ‘spray’ unless you shake that can!” – QL

  17. Ian Somerhalder Live with Kelly and Michael
    tlmck
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    Nothing gay about that pose.

  18. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
    Cock Dr
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    So she’s Chinese now?

  19. Wynonna Judd Fat Cleavage Double Chin LAX
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    King Kong Bundy went drag? Wrestling these days…

  20. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
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    “Yes, question in the back row…”
    “Congratulations first for all. Second, what do you intend to do about all the child rap” [LOUD BANG]
    “Next Question…”

  21. Prince Charles 3D Glasses Robotic Heart Surgery Qatar
    BP
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    Is this what Prince William has to look forward to ????

  22. Andrew Garfield Sticking Out Tongue Knit Hat
    tlmck
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    Close your mouth or the sample will dry up before you get to the sperm bank.

  23. Gerard Butler Ass Crack
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    All I can think of is that scene from “Get him to the greek” where Jonah Hill has to put the dope in his ass…

  24. Adrianne Palicki Cleavage G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    tlmck
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    Yes please. And the kid can act too.

  25. Wynonna Judd Fat Cleavage Double Chin LAX
    tlmck
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    What’s the over/under on her quitting DWTS before she actually gets kicked off.

  26. Alan Cumming Liza Minnelli 67th Birthday Party
    DeucePickle
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    Perez Hilton just shot a load

  27. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Pants
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    She’s posing like she was just violated by the TSA.

  28. Alan Cumming Liza Minnelli 67th Birthday Party
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    Gotta love professionals at work..

  29. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
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    “Gelgameks?”

  30. Lil Kim Terrible Facial Plastic Surgery Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
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    She’s like a walking version of Photoshop.

  31. Ian Somerhalder Live with Kelly and Michael
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    “They cancelled my show?!?!? Oh dear!”

  32. Toni Braxton Armpit Stain Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
    Inner Retard
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    That’s not a sweat stain. Your lense is dirty… All of you… At the same place… At the same time… I’m shooting a commercial…

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Touching Daughters Foot
    Tiggles
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    I’m gonna give her a break this time, because its so damn rare to see a celebrity actually being a mom to her kids.

  34. Wynonna Judd Fat Cleavage Double Chin LAX
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    FEE FI FO FUMP!

  35. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen Acne Covered Up
    Smapdi
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    They’ve been shopping for jewelry ever since that damn hobbit got their favorite ring thrown into a volcano.

  36. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
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    wtf, ‘Francis’? Guy gets appointed to the top spot in a wealthy organization that rules over a Billion plus catholics all over the world, and when it comes time to pick his new pope name, he skips past ‘Zack Thunder’, ‘Jake Steel’, ‘Thunderballs’ and goes with ‘Francis’?

  37. Ian Somerhalder Live with Kelly and Michael
    Tiggles
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    Homo Alone

  38. Queen Latifah Checking Out Womans Ass
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    Hay honey, wanna be a Cover Girl?

  39. Toni Braxton Armpit Stain Braxton Family Values Season Three Premiere Party
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    This is why I keep a cup full of ice & nickels handy at all times.

  40. Gerard Butler Ass Crack
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    This is why I keep a cup full of ice & nickels handy at all times.

  41. Sarah Jessica Parker Touching Daughters Foot
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    Strange to see a horse putting shoes on a person.

  42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Jeans
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    Jesus fucking Christ … nice!

  43. Tom Hardy Wearing Earmuffs Humping John Ortiz Animal Rescue Set
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    What kind of animal is he rescuing, a shaved gerbil?

  44. Andrew Garfield Sticking Out Tongue Knit Hat
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    Sperm burp …

  45. Tom Hardy Wearing Earmuffs Humping John Ortiz Animal Rescue Set
    Inner Retard
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    Let me position myself. There… Hey, Mike Frey! Suck on this!

  46. Wynonna Judd Fat Cleavage Double Chin LAX
    elephantman
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    OH MY!! What a beast!

  47. Alan Cumming Liza Minnelli 67th Birthday Party
    Ladypants
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    Apparently his middle name is “Is.”

  48. Wynonna Judd Fat Cleavage Double Chin LAX
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    Is it me, or is she turning into one gigantic neck?

  49. Prince Charles 3D Glasses Robotic Heart Surgery Qatar
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    “This technology is amazing – it’s like I can reach right out and pinch those nipples!”

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Tight Minidress
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    If his hem were any shorter, it would be a tool show.

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