The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.14.13

“In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiri– Aw, c’mon Jimmy, it’s my first goddamned day!”

Welcome to Thurdsday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m so glad was able to get published despite some tech issues today because it feature’s Gerard Butler’s ass crack. Yep, I just made you look at Gerard Butler’s ass crack. Wow, three times now and you keep going for it, huh? I like your style. Well, we’ve also got Candice Swanepoel just before getting “randomly selected” for additional screening, Prince Charles scoping out his sausage hands in 3-D, so it’s safe to assume he’s now in a mental institution, and finally Andrew Garfield after a quick look at the rough cut for The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

“I don’t even remember tap-dancing on a piano,” he groaned, wiping vomit from his chin,

- Photo Boy

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