“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”
Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.
This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,
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Rose, unable to attend due to some ‘urgent, minor cosmetic surgery’, send Tila Tequila in her place. No one notices…
HAHA, I thought it was Tila also
Rose should nowhere be in the vicinity of that walking Jew poseur prostitute. Lots of nouns as adjectives! ZOMFG!
wow I’m glad I wasn’t alone with the Tila assumption
Brilliant! Thought it was Little T. I only noticed because she keeps mistaking her dress for the red carpet.
So glad to see Jim’s finally found true happiness with ‘Mangela’ from the mail-order-bride catalogue. *sigh!*
She looks a little LaToya from that angle.
That street was level 20 minutes ago…
hahaha
No way anyone is going to top that – well done sir.
What’s the Russian word for “big fucking forehead?”
Vitkina, apparently.
lol!!!!!
You know how they say people start to look like their dogs? That dog looks worried to me.
+1
why?
Who?
I guess one can never be too overdressed for a night out eating gumbo.
Yes, please.
She’s a witch and I need access to her witchy secret youth recipes.
I was gonna say that she’s definitely struck a deal with my boss. Can’t believe how good this woman looks for an old broad.
would oldass eat…
“I vill break you.”
Oh yeah babyyyyyyyyy.
Jesus Fuck. That’s just sad.
Why does this guy keep getting laid?
Americans are facinated with latin men. Latin men and one confused canadian boy.
lol
Because fame whores are dumb enough to believe him when he tells them he can get them a part.
Boo, these pics were already linked in the “Other News” portion.
Suddenly, a brief, lucid moment of realization about it all… and a faraway look of embarrassment and shame crept across her big, plastic noggin’.
OH LOOK, JIM CARREY IS FILMING A SCENE FROM HIS NEW MOVIE “PLANET OF THE APES COME TO MANHATTAN”
She should sell advertising space on that fivehead.
Where’s Sing No Evil?
Ha!
She does that so the camera lens steams up.
Ha ha!
Meanwhile, the big news is that Turtle is a door man now.
They’re like those monkeys. You know, the ones whose balls froze off.
Amy Winehouse pose with Kim Kardashian body and RuPaul face.
She don’t know nothing ’bout birth no babies!
Who? I guess folks are beginning to become famous solely for looking like a chick who got her start in the porn industry?
Kim is probably prepping the lawsuit right now…”hey, I was standing in traffic looking like me WAY before she did!”
“I don’t know dad. Did we really have to do that to get beads? They sell them in stores, I think.”
Hi tits. It’s tit to meet you.
Oooh. What corner was this? I’ve got $40, a car, and a hard on.
I’ve only got $10, but can I go first?
I’m not getting into a bidding war. I’ll pick up another one further down the block.
1974 called. They’re sick of you too.
Always the pucker!
In Soviet Union, Mask wears YOU!
Strange. She isn’t ugly. Has she never seen his work?
Sure she has. This morning, her mommy put on a Handy Manny DVD.
LOL!
I wonder what is in that hair wrap since she is bald?
I wouldn’t rate her chances of a cheezeburger
Yoko’s a lesbian now?
+1
Honey, don’t toot on your sister’s feet.
She used to have a hot body. WTF happened?
They didn’t photoshop this.
She got fat(ter)
You are standing at the entrance to a cave. You hear goblins…
+5 to saving throw!
I cast magic missle!
Someday a paleontologist is going to dig her up and be like WTF? Let’s bury her far from LA to really confuse them.
See no gay, speak no gay, hear no gay.
She just saw the family album
“Ew. Who’s that supposed to be?”
All bow down before her majesty, queen firecrotch.
Dude’s got a nice rack.
She’s 32 years older than Lohan. Yep.
she deserves a pass on any negative comments for just that very reason. She’s a goddess by comparison.
Lindsay set that bar kind of low, so no pass granted.
HAH, you fucked Billy Joel! Skank!
I hope Jim’s sunglasses are tinted on both sides.
Jim is looking at the world through “fucking crazy bitch be gone” colored glasses…cut him a break.
Never apply a second coat before the first one is dry
At least she didn’t hack the gams up.
I see it coming. One of these days, her makeup won’t be able to hold back that 50 year old face. And then, all of a sudden, it’s going to be, like, where did the cryptkeeper get that sweet rack?
I can see something coming, too. Not *that*…but something. Coming.
“who the fuck is standing on my hem!!! oh, uh…”