The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.9.12

February 9th, 2012 // 480 Comments

“Shit. Did my nose fall off again?”

Welcome to The Crap We Missed featuring Wilmer Valderrama who apparently is blind to anyone holding a camera, Melissa Molinaro who still needs at least 35 more pounds of ass and a bucket of urine to even come close to looking like Kim Kardashian (But, seriously, good effort.) and Mark Ruffalo with his kids who apparently don’t like him when he’s angry and, Christ, now I’m making nerd jokes.

This woman is 30 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Just throwing that out there,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    Johnny P!
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    Rose, unable to attend due to some ‘urgent, minor cosmetic surgery’, send Tila Tequila in her place. No one notices…

  2. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Johnny P!
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    So glad to see Jim’s finally found true happiness with ‘Mangela’ from the mail-order-bride catalogue. *sigh!*

  3. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    She looks a little LaToya from that angle.

  4. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    Johnny P!
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    That street was level 20 minutes ago…

  5. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    What’s the Russian word for “big fucking forehead?”

  6. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
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    You know how they say people start to look like their dogs? That dog looks worried to me.

  7. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
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    why?

  8. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
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    I guess one can never be too overdressed for a night out eating gumbo.

  9. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
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    Yes, please.

  10. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    Cock Dr
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    She’s a witch and I need access to her witchy secret youth recipes.

  11. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    would oldass eat…

  12. Torrie Wilson Bra See Through Shirt
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    “I vill break you.”

  13. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    Do_Freebird
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    Oh yeah babyyyyyyyyy.

  14. Nicole Eggert Fat Post Pregnancy
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    Jesus Fuck. That’s just sad.

  15. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
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    Why does this guy keep getting laid?

  16. Amber Heard Tight Dress
    PtC
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    Boo, these pics were already linked in the “Other News” portion.

  17. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Suddenly, a brief, lucid moment of realization about it all… and a faraway look of embarrassment and shame crept across her big, plastic noggin’.

  18. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    BP
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    OH LOOK, JIM CARREY IS FILMING A SCENE FROM HIS NEW MOVIE “PLANET OF THE APES COME TO MANHATTAN”

  19. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Cock Dr
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    She should sell advertising space on that fivehead.

  20. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
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    Where’s Sing No Evil?

  21. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    She does that so the camera lens steams up.

  22. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    it had to be said
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    Meanwhile, the big news is that Turtle is a door man now.

  23. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They’re like those monkeys. You know, the ones whose balls froze off.

  24. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    spanky
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    Amy Winehouse pose with Kim Kardashian body and RuPaul face.

  25. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    it had to be said
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    She don’t know nothing ’bout birth no babies!

  26. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    FDrBn
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    Who? I guess folks are beginning to become famous solely for looking like a chick who got her start in the porn industry?

  27. Mark Ruffalo Kids Mardi Gras Beads
    it had to be said
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    “I don’t know dad. Did we really have to do that to get beads? They sell them in stores, I think.”

  28. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    it had to be said
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    Hi tits. It’s tit to meet you.

  29. Melissa Molinaro Butt Tight Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Oooh. What corner was this? I’ve got $40, a car, and a hard on.

  30. David Spade
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    1974 called. They’re sick of you too.

  31. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    MILF
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    In Soviet Union, Mask wears YOU!

  32. Wilmer Valderrama Mystery Girl Cab
    it had to be said
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    Strange. She isn’t ugly. Has she never seen his work?

  33. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    TeeP
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    I wonder what is in that hair wrap since she is bald?

  34. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I wouldn’t rate her chances of a cheezeburger

  35. Corey Feldman Louise Glover
    it had to be said
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    Yoko’s a lesbian now?

  36. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
    it had to be said
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    Honey, don’t toot on your sister’s feet.

  37. Amber Rose Butt Tights Head Wrap
    Jagger
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    She used to have a hot body. WTF happened?

  38. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    You are standing at the entrance to a cave. You hear goblins…

  39. Janice Dickinson Bra See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Someday a paleontologist is going to dig her up and be like WTF? Let’s bury her far from LA to really confuse them.

  40. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas Cover Mouth Ears
    joe
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    See no gay, speak no gay, hear no gay.

  41. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She just saw the family album

  42. Kate Middleton First Solo Appearance
    it had to be said
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    “Ew. Who’s that supposed to be?”

  43. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    MRF
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    All bow down before her majesty, queen firecrotch.

  44. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage amFAR New York Gala
    it had to be said
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    Dude’s got a nice rack.

  45. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
    MILF
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    She’s 32 years older than Lohan. Yep.

  46. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Adam
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    I hope Jim’s sunglasses are tinted on both sides.

  47. Ellie Kemper Make Up Malfunction
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Never apply a second coat before the first one is dry

  48. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    At least she didn’t hack the gams up.

  49. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage amfAR New York Gala
    MRF
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    I see it coming. One of these days, her makeup won’t be able to hold back that 50 year old face. And then, all of a sudden, it’s going to be, like, where did the cryptkeeper get that sweet rack?

  50. Rose McGowan Panty Flash Heart Truths Red Dress Collection Show
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    “who the fuck is standing on my hem!!! oh, uh…”

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