The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12

February 23rd, 2012 // 495 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.

I’d go on, but there’s a shot of James Belushi in here and the Final Five is literally a random waitress in a bikini. No, really.

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
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    So THAT’S what Turtle is up to.

  2. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
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    Who would have thought that Judy Jetson likes one in the stink?

  3. Adam Sandler
    Sliver
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    While all the other jews in Hollywood (Seth Rogan, that Hill guy) are getting more holo-chic, this one’s putting on the weight. Erm…too soon?

  4. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
    Warren Piece
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    “…and sometimes… when I get real nervous… I stick my hands under my pits… and then I bring my hands up to my face… like this…. and then I [ssssssssnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiifffffffffffff]”

    I bet NO ONE gets that.

  5. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    The TROOF
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    I’d blow some baby batter in that fat ass.

  6. Adam Sandler
    The TROOF
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    Fatass hasbeen.

  7. Jane Seymour
    The TROOF
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    She’s HOT. I’d love to watch those big old tits shake as I pumped in and out of her.

  8. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    The TROOF
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    Whore. Not worth the bandwidth.

  9. Joe Jonas Twitter
    The TROOF
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    It’s like a Mexican Fez.

  10. Jim Belushi
    The TROOF
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    Heart attack in 3, 2…..

  11. Ciara Legs Short Shorts
    The TROOF
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    Bitch, you’re black. Stop trying to whiten up that hair and go back to sucking dick behind the 7-11.

  12. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    The TROOF
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    I KNOW she smoked my last QP of weed. It was her!

  13. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    The TROOF
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    “Sorry Massa, I smoked some weed and wanted to know what it’d be like to be white.”

  14. Tara Reid
    The TROOF
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    I would STILL fuck this whore.

  15. The TROOF
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    Waste of space.

  16. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
    Joaquin ingles
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    …and then in a blind fit of panic, the rodent severed the man’s spine as it knashed its way through the foul dark labrynth within…”

  17. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Joaquin ingles
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    Straight as Lombard street.

  18. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    Joaquin ingles
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    That’s uh… Great. Well there’s a Middle Eastern place down the street, but as for the Chianti and… other item, I can’t help you.

  19. Jane Seymour
    too much
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    if you will put your finger infront of the pic and close one eye you will see two different faces and facial expressions …

  20. Tara Reid
    boohoo
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    she’s 36 years old and looks good for being a drunken whore

    Lindsay Lohan is 25 turning 26. Making Tara 10 years older

    WOW

    The moral of the story: is better to be a drunker whore than a crackhead ho

  21. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    _me
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    AWWW come on, you can clearly see: She’s caught in the middle of saying “I give Zero Fucks about that issue.”

  22. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    mike
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    trolling for a douche husband?

  23. b
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    No tats! visible at least. how did she make it on here? like seeing an albino sasquatch. rare. thanks.

  24. Joe Jonas Twitter
    Jam
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    Is that…El DeBarge?

  25. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    anonym
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    best gang sign of all.

    2 in the pink !

    now i like her a little more.

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