The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.23.12

February 23rd, 2012 // 495 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that probably shouldn’t even exist today because seriously, a Stephen Dorff post? This isn’t what I signed up for. Anyway, since I’m too principled to let you miss out on random celebrity minutiae, here’s Katy Perry throwing up the shocker (also known as ‘foreplay’ to her ex), as well as Jane Seymour who heard you actually gave your wife one of those tacky heart necklaces that she sells. Bloody dreadful.

I’d go on, but there’s a shot of James Belushi in here and the Final Five is literally a random waitress in a bikini. No, really.

- Photo Boy

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jim Belushi
    Hugh Jass
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    Oh I thought John Goodman had lost weight

  2. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    E. Fudd
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    wat’s up my smurfette betches… westsieeeede

  3. Adam Sandler
    E. Fudd
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    fat guy in a little pair of glasses….

  4. Brooke Shields Retard Face
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    “…and then Gary Busey was all ‘NNNEERRRRGHHH’”

  5. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    E. Fudd
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    wtf…. this kardashian thing is like a cult

  6. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Made from the whiskers of organic kittens!”

  7. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    Commented on this photo:

    The shocker? A ring with kissing lips on it? Does she have to break out a wheelchair for Russel to take the hint?

  8. Joe Jonas Twitter
    Evil
    Commented on this photo:

    Depeche Mode, Whoo!

  9. Adam Sandler
    Commented on this photo:

    So is he Waterboy in real life?

  10. Jane Seymour
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel all strokey!

    • hmmm

      fuck me don’t have botox laydeez = or look like this.

      And, yes, she may also be having an [minor] embolism.

  11. Adam Sandler
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    “She got a star on the walk of fame? BUWAAHAHAHAHAHA… I had to see this for myself…”

  12. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
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    My finest creation! All 5 members of Aerosmith in a single body!

    • JC

      If that’s not in The Most Important People, then there is no justice in the world.

    • karlito

      when i saw the photo my first thought was..is that Steve Tyler? my God, he really looks like shit. he must of have really tied one on the night before cause he looks like death warmed over…i mean, more than usual.

    • Lissa

      hilarious, along my thoughts exactly!

  13. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    E. Fudd
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    and then I was like…… “….nnnoo…. ddddeeeerrrrrrp…” so there.

  14. Adam Sandler
    Commented on this photo:

    Jonah Hill just can’t keep the weight off, can he?

  15. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes I get some toothpaste in my hair, too, but rarely that much.

  16. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    JMC
    Commented on this photo:

    eew.

  17. Jane Seymour
    Commented on this photo:

    Jane Seymour introduces her new line of DIY facelift kits.

  18. Brooke Shields Retard Face
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    Where’s her hockey helmet?

  19. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
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    Somewhere, someone COUGH * Kim COUGH just hired a wookie assassin to kill this pretender…

  20. Commented on this photo:

    She’s kinda fat. Not that I’m complaining, mind you. I’d take her out for a burger or two.

  21. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
    Johnny P!
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    quick breath check.
    “Damn, still smells like ass!”

  22. Jane Seymour
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you heart is open and half of your face is sliding off, love will always find a way in.”

  23. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
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    Just how much does it cost to have ones labia relocated sideways?

    • kirby

      What the hell are you talking about?

      • My first thought when I saw how small the bottoms are was that they barely cover anything. it’s a given that the chick is waxed, but there are still female parts that run vertically. Google it if you’ve never seen them.

        So I was wondering just how it is that there wasn’t a twat slip (like a nip slip only twattier). This got me thinking that her vagina must go sideways.

        The comment was a little obtuse and as soon as I hit “submit” i wished I could go back and delete it.

        That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

      • Eddy

        Eric, you really have to google “female parts” because you clearly don’t know where those “female parts” are located.

    • Brink

      nice attempt at being clever & funny

  24. Georgia Salpa Bra Underwear Twitter
    honky donk
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is wrong with this alien girl?

  25. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
    Commented on this photo:

    something something gerbil

  26. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the angry look of a man who signed on to a movie based on the title, only to show up and realize he will not actually be inside someone named Llewyn.

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage
    E. Fudd
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want her between two pieces of bread.

  28. Justin Timberlake Chinstrap Beard Inside Llewyn Davis
    Commented on this photo:

    “JT here. I need a comb out. Like, right now.”

  29. Joe Jonas Twitter
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    I found an IKEA salesman!

  30. Jimbo

    Hey Fish Dude!!! Why is it the only nipples we see any more are Russell Brands?? What happened to the old Fish dude that would provide ample boobage to enjoy??

  31. Joe Jonas Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    If not for The Superfical. nobody would know what a Jonas is.

  32. Joe Jonas Twitter
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    The tumor on his tongue must add an extra dimension of
    sensory pleasure during fellatio.

  33. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
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    Note to self…

    put munchies directly behind couch from now on.

  34. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    E. Fudd
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    hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a mutha fucker

  35. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow she looks manlier than him…

  36. Joe Jonas Twitter
    honky donk
    Commented on this photo:

    This is where my finger is going tonite. Into this guy. Yesss!

  37. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Against all advice, she went Full Shields.

  38. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, Honey, the doctor said if I open my mouth like this, the little guy inside me can breathe…

  39. Amanda Seyfried Mystery Man Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, it must suck being stalked by Death.

  40. Jane Seymour
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom! Grandma tried to fart and shit herself again.

  41. Richard Gere Wife Carey Lowell
    Commented on this photo:

    He must be walking in the infamous 2nd Floor Masturbation District.

  42. Brooke Shields Retard Face
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Cruise just posted this pic on the Scientologists’ Wall Of Shame (under “long term effects of post-partum, anti-depressant use”)
    Brooke just smiled and ate some crayons.

  43. Russell Brand Leather Pants See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Hipster Jesus.

  44. Jason Segel
    Commented on this photo:

    Making cardigans cool again since 2011.

  45. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    Commented on this photo:

    “Never rent a hatchback,” she thought to herself,

  46. Janice Dickinson Tired LAX
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “What… the fuck.. did I do… with my life…?”

  47. Katy Perry Blue Hair Eyelashes
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks like hell

  48. Snoop Dogg Bathrobe Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he live in a dorm room?

  49. Jim Belushi
    Commented on this photo:

    At least he had his lunch.

  50. Tara Reid
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “American Pie”.
    That’s it.
    Why does she still even register a blip on any sonar/radar?

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