“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing
Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.
“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*
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