The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.21.13

February 21st, 2013 // 345 Comments

“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.

“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
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    The curious case of Timjamin Burton

  2. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
    MH
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    The return of Pete Doherty

  3. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
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    epic pit stains

  4. Laura Barriales Butt Tight Dress Frankie Morello Fashion Show
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    is that some sort of easy carry handle?

  5. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    “YOUR TERRIBLE PARENTING KILLED YOUR DAUGHTER!!”

    “Oh Yeah, check out this jacket!”

  6. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
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    in-sideboob – always a special treat.

  7. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
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    If he drops his pants, you can see her tits.

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
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    goddamn horf

  9. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Completely back to poundable and she knows how to reward you after giving shiny gifts. Double Win.

  10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
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    Most of us go to Sweet Tomatoes…. This man looks to the cheerleader starting line..

  11. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
    JC
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    I’ve never had a jacket capable of choking on its own vomit. The future is here.

  12. Jessie J Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Hate to admit it but she’s looking pretty good…

  13. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage The Brit Awards
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    Berenice is not impressed.

  14. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
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    He’s got a better rack than Callista Flockhart.

  15. Prince Charles
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    Apparently mocking a sick child is a time-honored tradition for the royals…

  16. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
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    From left to right:
    “Dear CHRIST, not again! What’s with this old fucker?”
    “HUrummmmphhhhhhh…ploot. I think I might have just Rokered in my shorts”
    “This old fucker thinks he can just shit his pants in public…. how mildly amusing. Skinny Jeans and Cigarettes are where it’s at old man.”

  17. Leigh Anne Pinnock Cleavage The Brit Awards
    JC
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    Where can one watch the Mother Fights that these awards honor? I want to see Dina Lohan and some or all of the Housewives of [Wherever] go a few rounds.

  18. Holly Henderson Butt See Thorugh Pants
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    No idea who this is, but I am suddenly interested in finding out.

  19. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Checking Out Laker Girls Asses
    Cock Dr
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    Three cheers for unabashed male heterosexuality.

  20. Rita Ora Side Boob The Brit Awards
    JC
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    Oh, Rita. Flush the tissue down the toilet when you’re done. Don’t just pull your dress back over it.

  21. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    karlito
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    she looks like Emma Stone in this picture.

  22. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
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    Please tell me the CDC has a branch office in LAX.

  23. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    “Step aside sir, lesbian popstar coming through”

  24. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
    broduh jenner
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    aww, he’s reminiscing about britney spears-terrified.

  25. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
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    That, my good people, is a hint of areola.

  26. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
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    He likes a big strong usher to push him from behind.

  27. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
    Cock Dr
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    No that’s not creepy at all.

  28. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
    broduh jenner
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    i thought joseph gordon levitt was at the basketball game?

  29. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan Spandex Dress
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Bukkake film within 2 months

  30. John Mayer Scarf Cowboy Hat Sunglasses
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    I see he buys his own jewelry at the same place he got Katy’s ring.

  31. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
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    L’Oreal Douche

  32. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    karlito
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    thank God they haven’t invented smell-o-vision. this guy looks like a walking vaginal yeast infection.

  33. Rita Ora Side Boob The Brit Awards
    broduh jenner
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    her aura screams excess material

  34. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
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    In every picture there’s a sign in the background telling you exactly what to do.

  35. Amal Fashanu Nipple Slip Arbitrage Premiere
    karlito
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    OOOOH, NIP NIP.

  36. Justin Bieber Rubiks Cube Shoes
    Jade
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    Justin Bieber is my favorite lesbian.

  37. Tom Jones Winking Brit Awards After Party
    chicka
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    I still would… try to slap that wink off his face :-D

  38. Holly Willoughby Cleavage Boob Window The Brit Awards
    chicka
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    Mischa’s good doppelganger (the one with boobs)

  39. Daniel Radcliffe Stubble Bags Under Eyes
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    Yeah i always imagined there was a chance for the whole Harry becomes Voldemort storyline…

  40. Marcia Gay Harden Bra See Through Blouse Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
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    …like a fine wine.

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    chicka
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    too bad the makeover only lasted two shakes…

  42. Ashley Benson Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Madrid
    DingDongImYourKingKong
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    I’d hit that like a dentist on a British mouth.

  43. Phoebe Price Cleavage Las Vegas Fashion Festival
    donkeylicks
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    Does anyone else get the Impression that an invisible person is leading her around by the nostrils?

  44. Justin Timberlake The Brit Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The person who’s treating him for balding deserves more money.

  45. Russell Brand Armpit Stains
    Joe
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    Russell Gland

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty Suite
    DiegoAD
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    Jeez, the bra’s almost as big as the top.

  47. Prince Charles
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    “Ha-ha-ha, that child is a cripple!”

  48. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Not seen…..crew in HAZMAT suites heading out to clean the plane

  49. Cat Sadler Butt Tight Dress Global Green USAs 10th Annual Pre-Oscar Party
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    I tried to saddle my cat last night, and got cut up good.

  50. Mitch Winehouse Amy Winehouse Vest Janice Winehouse The Brit Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Holy shit… for a second, I thought that woman was wearing a bag on her foot. Better a foot purse than a deceased person vest.

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