“And now to incept the words ‘I’m Batman’ into each of their heads before dumping their bodies in the past. God, I love dating!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which draws pretty heavily on The Brit Awards, because they are a very important thing that Americans should be paying attention to way more closely. We’ve also got Justin Bieber rocking some sweet optical illusion shoes that if you stare at long enough will trick your eyes into seeing Usher’s penis a douchebag, as well as Ashley Benson continuing to win those Spring Breakers premieres, Tom Jones whose face now requires every single muscle to wink, Harry Potter and the Hep-Blood Prince, and finally, holy shit, Prince Charles really does just point and laugh at anything.
“Jolly good young chap, now be a dear and cough into this jar.” *twists lid, writes To Mummy, Love Charles*
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The curious case of Timjamin Burton
The return of Pete Doherty
epic pit stains
is that some sort of easy carry handle?
I think that’s the spot where you slurp off the champagne as a prelude to other things…
“YOUR TERRIBLE PARENTING KILLED YOUR DAUGHTER!!”
“Oh Yeah, check out this jacket!”
in-sideboob – always a special treat.
If he drops his pants, you can see her tits.
Just like when she was alive!
WIN.
goddamn horf
She does look like a hairball that came from Stimpy.
Completely back to poundable and she knows how to reward you after giving shiny gifts. Double Win.
Most of us go to Sweet Tomatoes…. This man looks to the cheerleader starting line..
I’ve never had a jacket capable of choking on its own vomit. The future is here.
Hate to admit it but she’s looking pretty good…
Berenice is not impressed.
He’s got a better rack than Callista Flockhart.
Apparently mocking a sick child is a time-honored tradition for the royals…
From left to right:
“Dear CHRIST, not again! What’s with this old fucker?”
“HUrummmmphhhhhhh…ploot. I think I might have just Rokered in my shorts”
“This old fucker thinks he can just shit his pants in public…. how mildly amusing. Skinny Jeans and Cigarettes are where it’s at old man.”
Where can one watch the Mother Fights that these awards honor? I want to see Dina Lohan and some or all of the Housewives of [Wherever] go a few rounds.
Crap, this only makes sense with the caption on the next page. Grumble.
No idea who this is, but I am suddenly interested in finding out.
Three cheers for unabashed male heterosexuality.
Hip, hip, hooray!
HIP HIP HOORAY!
It does the gender good. Well done Mr. Gordon-Levitt (as long as you’re not looking at that Snuffleupagus nose on the middle one)
I don’t think he can see the honker from that angle.
That’s why he’s smiling.
Oh, Rita. Flush the tissue down the toilet when you’re done. Don’t just pull your dress back over it.
she looks like Emma Stone in this picture.
yeah, that was my first thought. Second thought: she wishes!
Please tell me the CDC has a branch office in LAX.
“Step aside sir, lesbian popstar coming through”
aww, he’s reminiscing about britney spears-terrified.
That, my good people, is a hint of areola.
Amen my brotha!
That’s just a bit more than a hint. I’d say it’s more along the lines of a “spoiler.”
He likes a big strong usher to push him from behind.
No that’s not creepy at all.
i thought joseph gordon levitt was at the basketball game?
Bukkake film within 2 months
Shoot! This was supposed to go under the Daniel Radcliffe pic.
Trust me… it’s not out of place under this pic.
I see he buys his own jewelry at the same place he got Katy’s ring.
L’Oreal Douche
thank God they haven’t invented smell-o-vision. this guy looks like a walking vaginal yeast infection.
her aura screams excess material
In every picture there’s a sign in the background telling you exactly what to do.
OOOOH, NIP NIP.
Justin Bieber is my favorite lesbian.
I still would… try to slap that wink off his face :-D
Mischa’s good doppelganger (the one with boobs)
Yeah i always imagined there was a chance for the whole Harry becomes Voldemort storyline…
…like a fine wine.
Not only would I; I’d Like it
too bad the makeover only lasted two shakes…
I’d hit that like a dentist on a British mouth.
huh?
Does anyone else get the Impression that an invisible person is leading her around by the nostrils?
The person who’s treating him for balding deserves more money.
Russell Gland
Jeez, the bra’s almost as big as the top.
Bigger, when you consider the padding.
“Ha-ha-ha, that child is a cripple!”
Not seen…..crew in HAZMAT suites heading out to clean the plane
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I tried to saddle my cat last night, and got cut up good.
Holy shit… for a second, I thought that woman was wearing a bag on her foot. Better a foot purse than a deceased person vest.