The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12

Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian’s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels her altar to Satan and Brooke Shields fassbends around the Big Apple.

Ice-T wants you to know he built today’s Final Five with his own two hands,

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