Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*
Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!
- Photo Boy
*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company
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See, Kiedis? Dees is hou yoo do de gaystache!
Because every decade needs its Selma Blair.
Dude, I’m like, mature-edgy now, get it?
“An dees is de area under de beer. De bare. Hou joo say?”
Gorgeous.
“And this is me driving”.
Right at the moment when she unhinges her jaw to swallow a small child.
“If I press this acupressure point right here, it staves off hunger.”
shame, poor Katie…. just a couple cheeseburgers, some Ben & Jerry’s & lazy night at home away from the deluge…
‘You must be this tall to ride me.’
Oh, I get it! The nail polish is so the air traffic controllers can see him boarding planes at night! GENIUS!
I heard about this new conception that does not involve sperm. Guess Nicki Agulera is the first proof of this new scientific endeavor.
“No, no! It’s the real person! I am grabbing him from behind and he is clenching!”
“I mean, how many more jokes can you make about Foofey Foofey and me?”
Jude Law is the auctioneer for that storage show now?
Really, you thought I was Scarlet Johansen?
“I KNOW! I didn’t think I could act as anything else but Harry Potter either!”
“This outfit is high class because you can only see my bra. Not my cleavage.”
He will always be the kid from Menudo on my lunchbox.
“No.. see… Wait… You were that, um… guy from that football… PSH! Sorry….. fuuuuuutball *burst out laughing-choking* … Anyone wanna go… to… White Castle?”
This looks like a clip from the gag reel of Jackass 3 behind the jet.
No, Antonio. You are not a weather man. We know you see the blue screen but at home… we see the blue screen.
Hey! I didn’t know Jessica Alba was pregnant AGAIN!
There’s a seal I wouldn’t mind clubbing with.
Hermoine: Professor Mcgonagall quickly what’s the spell to remove invisible dicks!
Harry: No leave it be I bought these at Fred and George’s shop last night.