The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.16.12

February 16th, 2012 // 446 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Keanu Reeves is beginning to believe, Seal wears yellow nail polish on his ring finger which clearly signifies that his marriage is over and Taylor Momsen brings the Earth’s rotation to a screeching halt by appearing in public sans vagina™.*

Quickly Behati Prinsloo, use your eccentric European sounding name and flawless figure that real women shouldn’t even compare themselves to because it’s a representation of mainstream media bias and how the fashion industry is manipulating young girls into unhealthy lifestyles (I think that covers it, right?) to turn my world right side up again!!

- Photo Boy

*coincidentally Sans Vagina™ is the name of Fish and I’s newly formed production company

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ricky Martin Moustache
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    See, Kiedis? Dees is hou yoo do de gaystache!

  2. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
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    Because every decade needs its Selma Blair.

  3. Taylor Momsen
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    Dude, I’m like, mature-edgy now, get it?

  4. Antonio Banderas
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    “An dees is de area under de beer. De bare. Hou joo say?”

  5. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    Gorgeous.

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Sliver
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    “And this is me driving”.

  7. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Sliver
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    Right at the moment when she unhinges her jaw to swallow a small child.

  8. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Felonious Monkey
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    “If I press this acupressure point right here, it staves off hunger.”

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage
    gigi
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    shame, poor Katie…. just a couple cheeseburgers, some Ben & Jerry’s & lazy night at home away from the deluge…

  10. Kate Upton Cleavage
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    ‘You must be this tall to ride me.’

  11. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Oh, I get it! The nail polish is so the air traffic controllers can see him boarding planes at night! GENIUS!

  12. Nicki Minaj Butt Blonde Wig GMA
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    I heard about this new conception that does not involve sperm. Guess Nicki Agulera is the first proof of this new scientific endeavor.

  13. Keanu Reeves Dieter Kosslick
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “No, no! It’s the real person! I am grabbing him from behind and he is clenching!”

  14. Brigitte Nielsen
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “I mean, how many more jokes can you make about Foofey Foofey and me?”

  15. Jude Law
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Jude Law is the auctioneer for that storage show now?

  16. Amber Heard
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Really, you thought I was Scarlet Johansen?

  17. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “I KNOW! I didn’t think I could act as anything else but Harry Potter either!”

  18. Coco
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “This outfit is high class because you can only see my bra. Not my cleavage.”

  19. Ricky Martin Moustache
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    He will always be the kid from Menudo on my lunchbox.

  20. Victoria Beckham Dark Under Eye Circles
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “No.. see… Wait… You were that, um… guy from that football… PSH! Sorry….. fuuuuuutball *burst out laughing-choking* … Anyone wanna go… to… White Castle?”

  21. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples Tank Top
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    This looks like a clip from the gag reel of Jackass 3 behind the jet.

  22. Antonio Banderas
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    No, Antonio. You are not a weather man. We know you see the blue screen but at home… we see the blue screen.

  23. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Hey! I didn’t know Jessica Alba was pregnant AGAIN!

  24. Seal Yellow Fingernail Polish Sunglasses
    Codot
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    There’s a seal I wouldn’t mind clubbing with.

  25. Daniel Radcliffe The Woman In Black
    Bam
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    Hermoine: Professor Mcgonagall quickly what’s the spell to remove invisible dicks!

    Harry: No leave it be I bought these at Fred and George’s shop last night.

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