The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.8.11

December 8th, 2011 // 387 Comments

Move: Pollo Fundido con Black Microphone.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie Alley flipping off the paparazzi, or discreetly keeping her cheek flaps in place? You be the judge.

Nobody says, “When I grow up, I want to have sex with Michael Lohan,”

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    Ram
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    In my version of Angry Birds the pigs are green.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
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    Move: Smelly Dragon Cooter

  3. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    userofalltrades
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    “… and the next part to this move is that I whip out my dick, and BANG, you’re pregnant.”

  4. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
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    From this angle, it looks like he’s trying to dodge a queef… Good luck little buddy.

  5. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    Pretty sure this is the Golden Cow that almost lost us the 10 commandments.

  6. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
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    They’re all impressed by watching a woman handle her kids without nannies. It really is a rare sight.

  7. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    userofalltrades
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    She’s been shopping at the gay store again…

  8. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    JJ
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    Looks just like Rachel Ray…

  9. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    Frank Burns
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    Kirstie sending The Superficial a message after reading the latest set of comments about her here.

    • Evil Dick Tater

      I’ve only ever had nice things to say about her, such as what used to be a Hefty bag full of meat is now just an old Hefty bag.

  10. Demi Lovato Cleavage
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    Does she have some secret recipe tattooed all over her body?

  11. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
    Star Droppings
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    He’s what would be the “middle picture” if Justin Bieber morphed into Mickey Rourke.

  12. Samuel L. Jackson
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    “Now, I’m not saying I won’t accept every movie role offered to me.. But I’m not saying I won’t…”

  13. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    userofalltrades
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    Why so serious?

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker
    userofalltrades
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    Jesus fucking christ, how does this ‘woman’ get work?

  15. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
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    “I beist not a Kardashian! Away with thee Black Knight!”

  16. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
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    Looks like an MBA meeting: (Mouth-Breathers Anonymous)

  17. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
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    She just read yesterday’s article.

  18. Hank Baskett Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
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    Hmmm yellow teeth towards the back? Semen really does whiten teeth on first impact.

  19. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
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    That is one pointy boob.

  20. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    Coyote
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    Best She has ever looked

  21. Joe Jonas Black Microphone
    bdog821
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    Bet this isn’t the first time Old Joe has assumed this position!

  22. Kelly Clarkson Butt Tight Pants
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    Thank you! Thank you very much! Please leave your uneaten food by the exit!

  23. Deena Cortese Tight Skirt
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    Anyone seen the other seven reindeer?

  24. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
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    At first I thought it was Kim Kardashian after a shower.

  25. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    Vince Lombardi
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    you sure she’s pregnant?

  26. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice tits

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Just what I suspected this movie to be: A dog and pony show…

  28. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    Coyote
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    Good for you Kristie, let them know you don’t mess with Lt. Saavik

  29. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
    Vince Lombardi
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    Possessed this one is, yes.

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker
    brownchickenbrowncow
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    Her face is melting off.

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Vince Lombardi
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    The next Samsonite spokesmodel, folks.

  32. Kate Major Rehab
    Cock Dr
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    She’s so dumb at this point she deserves anything he does to her.

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Manthou Artdust
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    Lookin’ better, Donatella Versace.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Midriff High Kick
    Cock Dr
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    Great…a JLo reality show. We need that like a case of anthrax.

  35. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
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    At first I thought it was a picture of Reese Witherspoon wearing light colored pants.

  36. Kirstie Alley Middle Finger
    Rosalie
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    These things must be handled delicately.

  37. Samuel L. Jackson
    Deacon Jones
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    So then I said to the director “Why dont you cast me as an angry black man?” and the rest is history.

  38. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
    Cock Dr
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    Those kids are all either gonna be extraordinarily gorgeous or derp derps. There’s no in between.

  39. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    skunk
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    jiggle balls

  40. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Does this 10 pound sack of M&M’s make my ass look big?”

  41. Selma Blair Angry No Make Up
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    Blair witch project.

  42. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    Cock Dr
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    RIP – I miss her crazy.

  43. Anna Nicole Smith Naked Gold Paint
    The Brown Streak
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    Too bad she thought Golden Palace was a chinese restaurant.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Why do they always give horses long names like that?

  45. Brad Pitt FAO Schwartz
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    Even the kids are shocked when Angie gets a new tattoo.

  46. Scout Willis Butt Assless Chaps Motorcycle
    Cock Dr
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    Ain’t that classy.

  47. Joe Jonas Black Microphone
    Jill
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    Could have gone with the earlier Demi Locvato black microphone comment, but I hope someone saves it for this photo!

  48. Demi Lovato Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Those tattoos are to help her find the right places to cut herself…except for the one that says “faith”…the artist misunderstood her when she said “I want it to say ‘meth’”.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Actually, when you shave and dress a wookie just right, at certain angles it can pass for a shapely giantess.

  50. Samuel L. Jackson
    The Brown Streak
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    Sadly, the local Goodwill store couldn’t find a red suit for the new Santa.

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