The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.15.11

December 15th, 2011 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clearly going commando. Not that I looked. Twice.

Do gangs not kill people anymore? What the hell?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Commented on this photo:

    “Officer, it’s not my fault my feet don’t reach the pedals.”

  2. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
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    “No listen here lil’ miss. This is a man’s car and should be treated as such..”

  3. Tom Cruise
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    “You can literally feel the signals the aliens are beaming into my head”

  4. LegMan

    JNL should be the only person in a bikini allowed to be posted on this site!

  5. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
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    Drugs deteriorate muscle mass? Who knew!?!?!

  6. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    The Old Man
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    Who’s the dude who has to carry Russel Brand’s sacks?

  7. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
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    Apparently moochers have their own sign language..

  8. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Frank Burns
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    “No, I”m not calling myself ‘The Mulatto Miley Cyrus’! Why do people keep saying that?”

  9. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
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    I hope she has a dictionary to check the spelling of this tattoo.

  10. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    Mr. Poop
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    That’s what they call a nice ass across the pond?

  11. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
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    “Ma’am, have you ever heard of Brandon Teena and what happened to her for trying to look like a dude?”

  12. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Woah , that’s a sweet patooty!

  13. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
    Frank Burns
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    “Crappy singing is a crime now? Damn, I’m screwed!”

  14. Kate Mara Cleavage
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    Mi gusta!

  15. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
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    Russell takes wearing a scarf to the next level be wearing drapes.

  16. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
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    *by

  17. Edward

    Why is it you guys don’t censor your photos anymore? You recently said you wanted to make the site SFW and yet you suddenly started publishing photos of Areola Slips and Nipple Slips without censoring any of them?

  18. Tom Cruise
    Frank Burns
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    “No, no, its ‘Ghost Protocol’, not ‘Ghost Heterosexual’. And no, I don’t know what TCLTC stands for, but let me check the appendix of Dianetics and get back to you.”

  19. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
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    So does the front look any better?

  20. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Butt
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    Just think, Joel Madden got there first.

  21. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
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    It doesn’t eve have a crack.

  22. Bill Clinton
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    “Hey, anyone want to see an elephant?”

  23. Melissa Joan Hart Ice Skating
    Frank Burns
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    Nothing glib from me, actually its a nice holiday shot.

  24. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
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    Now watch him piss on her and make millions.

  25. Rooney Mara Backless Dress
    blah
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    blah

  26. Tom Cruise
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    “Feel it…go ahead … it’s like a little Thetan hedgehog.”

  27. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
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    I hope it says something like “Fame is fleeting,” in Chinese characters.

  28. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
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    The only thing two guys should be shopping for are guns, power tools and car parts.

  29. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
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    i want to hate on this chick, I really do, but she does have a great dumper.

  30. Bill Clinton
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    So I guess he and Hillary are dressing alike now?

  31. Bill Clinton
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    “While I’m here in London, I’ll need the services of an intern. Do you have one named Pippa? Also, I’ll need some new cigars.”

  32. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
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    Hey, how come I didn’t get invited to the Duracell Holiday Insurance Program and Obsequious Asshole convention too?

  33. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
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    So he set his alarm clock for 1865?

  34. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
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    Sadly, she won’t look this good fifteen years later, then she has it removed.

  35. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
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    Teen pop douche – $15 million a year.

    Cop – $65,000 a year.

    Yeah, he’s getting the ticket.

  36. Justin Bieber Pulled Over
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    “Have you seen Divine Brown? I hear she works this corner.”

  37. Kate Mara Cleavage
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    That is a “fuck me hard all night long, during breakfast, into lunch, out the door, in the car, onto the expressway, to the airport, land in Rio” face if ever I saw one.

  38. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Butt
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    So they don’t make pregnancy clothes that conceal all that anymore?

  39. Tony Danza
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    Yo, Paulie Walnuts. S’up?

  40. Rob Kardashian Lala Vasquez
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    The Where’s Waldo version of Benji Madden.

  41. Jamie Bell
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    So the only thing in that room one could legitimately Sharpie is in his hand.

    • eric

      So the only thing in that room one could legitimately call a Sharpie is in his hand.

      Fuck me. Blew it.

      • Trek Girl

        I’m going to be honest with you; I don’t understand what you mean, even after the corrections. Care to explain?

      • notrollhere

        In other words, hes not the sharpest tool in hollywood. and there are a lot of tools in hollywood.

  42. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat
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    Back from his chimney sweeping gig.

  43. Tom Cruise
    it had to be said
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    You must be this tall to attend this premiere.

  44. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
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    In the game of fuck, marry, kill, I’d have to go with titty fuck.

  45. Amy Childs Cleavage Tight Dress
    Sheppy
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    Cross between Miley and Jordan.

  46. Russell Brand Friend Carrying Bags
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Taking lady Gaga’s lead as living theater, Russel brand is having men carry his bags just like women do.

  47. Hayden Panettiere Tattoo
    it had to be said
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    If she’s getting a tattoo in this picture, NYC is WAY ahead of the rest of the country on “street art.”

  48. Bill Clinton
    Snack pack
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    “Where da white women at?”

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