Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clearly going commando. Not that I looked. Twice.
Do gangs not kill people anymore? What the hell?
- The Superficial
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TCLTC!
“Officer, it’s not my fault my feet don’t reach the pedals.”
+1 lol
“No listen here lil’ miss. This is a man’s car and should be treated as such..”
hahahahah
hee hee hee
“You can literally feel the signals the aliens are beaming into my head”
JNL should be the only person in a bikini allowed to be posted on this site!
Drugs deteriorate muscle mass? Who knew!?!?!
Who’s the dude who has to carry Russel Brand’s sacks?
Apparently moochers have their own sign language..
“No, I”m not calling myself ‘The Mulatto Miley Cyrus’! Why do people keep saying that?”
I hope she has a dictionary to check the spelling of this tattoo.
+1
That’s what they call a nice ass across the pond?
She’s like a Cooper Mini, no rear end.
“Ma’am, have you ever heard of Brandon Teena and what happened to her for trying to look like a dude?”
thats not funny
fuckin’ hillbilly
Yeah, okay.
If he were only younger….*sigh*
Woah , that’s a sweet patooty!
“Crappy singing is a crime now? Damn, I’m screwed!”
Mi gusta!
Russell takes wearing a scarf to the next level be wearing drapes.
*by
Why is it you guys don’t censor your photos anymore? You recently said you wanted to make the site SFW and yet you suddenly started publishing photos of Areola Slips and Nipple Slips without censoring any of them?
“No, no, its ‘Ghost Protocol’, not ‘Ghost Heterosexual’. And no, I don’t know what TCLTC stands for, but let me check the appendix of Dianetics and get back to you.”
So does the front look any better?
http://www.starpulse.com/news/Noelle_Talmon/2011/12/15/rooney_mara_softens_her_look_at_new_yo
(This includes a better look at the shoes…Cock Dr.)
What a goofy dress.
Just think, Joel Madden got there first.
It doesn’t eve have a crack.
“Hey, anyone want to see an elephant?”
+1
Nothing glib from me, actually its a nice holiday shot.
+1
Now watch him piss on her and make millions.
Nah, he’d have to share the money with her that way. He’ll just piss on himself and that way he can keep everything.
blah
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tony%20danza
“Feel it…go ahead … it’s like a little Thetan hedgehog.”
I hope it says something like “Fame is fleeting,” in Chinese characters.
The only thing two guys should be shopping for are guns, power tools and car parts.
i want to hate on this chick, I really do, but she does have a great dumper.
she must have left it in her other pants
So I guess he and Hillary are dressing alike now?
He pulls it off better. Ah haa, see what I did there?
“While I’m here in London, I’ll need the services of an intern. Do you have one named Pippa? Also, I’ll need some new cigars.”
Hey, how come I didn’t get invited to the Duracell Holiday Insurance Program and Obsequious Asshole convention too?
So he set his alarm clock for 1865?
+1
The orange juice he had with breakfast was highly Hasidic.
+1
Sadly, she won’t look this good fifteen years later, then she has it removed.
Teen pop douche – $15 million a year.
Cop – $65,000 a year.
Yeah, he’s getting the ticket.
Exactly what I thought. Pricks wearing ear-rings too.
“Have you seen Divine Brown? I hear she works this corner.”
I think he’s looking for George Michael.
That is a “fuck me hard all night long, during breakfast, into lunch, out the door, in the car, onto the expressway, to the airport, land in Rio” face if ever I saw one.
Think of it as a dirty version of Kate Beckinsale.
Funny, I always call that the ‘pull my hair’ vibe.
So they don’t make pregnancy clothes that conceal all that anymore?
They do.
Yo, Paulie Walnuts. S’up?
The Where’s Waldo version of Benji Madden.
So the only thing in that room one could legitimately Sharpie is in his hand.
So the only thing in that room one could legitimately call a Sharpie is in his hand.
Fuck me. Blew it.
I’m going to be honest with you; I don’t understand what you mean, even after the corrections. Care to explain?
In other words, hes not the sharpest tool in hollywood. and there are a lot of tools in hollywood.
Back from his chimney sweeping gig.
You must be this tall to attend this premiere.
heh good one
In the game of fuck, marry, kill, I’d have to go with titty fuck.
Kill: Kim Kardashian
Cross between Miley and Jordan.
Taking lady Gaga’s lead as living theater, Russel brand is having men carry his bags just like women do.
If she’s getting a tattoo in this picture, NYC is WAY ahead of the rest of the country on “street art.”
“Where da white women at?”
you mean “Where da fat white women at?”
Don’t dismiss a big girl so quick!! They can lay it on man better than some skinny mini’s!
I’m suffocating. Get off me!