The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.13.12

December 13th, 2012 // 504 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!

So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    cc
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    The revolving door prison system fails is once again.

  2. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
    Dangles the Wonder Mule
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    Is that a winged Darth Vader tat?

  3. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
    cc
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    The elegant tattoo nicely complement the huge scar under her tit.

  4. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
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    Does UV light kill Herpes?

  5. John Travolta Goatee
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    Nice taint tickler!

  6. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    yoop
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    good timing on the photo – that’s a pretty impressive log that old mutt is extruding.

  7. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
    DiegoAD
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    “Why yes I have been with Lindsay Lohan in the past…why do you ask?”

  8. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    Her brisket looks bigger.
    MOO

  9. John Travolta Goatee
    cc
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    There’s someone on the phone for you…says his name is ‘Ramone’…he wants to speak to you in person.

  10. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    EricLr
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    Where’s Michael Jackson when you need him?

  11. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
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    Her left hand is feeling for his wallet.

  12. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s that small creepy person she used to walk around with? No, not that one… the other one.

  13. John Travolta Goatee
    Icehawg
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    Dear John,

    Reminder : you like vagina.

    Love, Kelly.

  14. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I bet that’s the last time he asks the dog what he thinks of Two & a Half Men.

  15. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    YAAR
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    I have no problem with Christie but I can’t see that being President.

  16. John Travolta Goatee
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    Taking over the role of Mauricio in “Shallow Hal Returns”

  17. John Travolta Goatee
    EricLr
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    Siri has taken to just replying “There is no help for you. Please stop talking to me.”

  18. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So wait… a hobbit is a gerbil?

  19. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
    Icehawg
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    “Swear to God you guys; Hamm’s was down to here. I was standing beside him at the urinal, he said ‘Water’s cold today huh?’. Seriously! What the fuck do I say to that?”

  20. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    If he wanted to help with Hurricane Sandy, he should have sat on the coast and blocked it.

  21. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
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    The Aerosmith logo above her cooch adds a touch of class, don’t you think?

  22. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
    EricLr
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    Yeah, it’s funny. But seriously, you probably do need to see a doctor about that, man.

  23. Susan Sarandon Cleavage 12-12-12 Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Better the old boobs than the old camel toe.

  24. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
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    BURN NIPPLE, BURNNNN!!!
    My apologies, I lost if for a moment…

  25. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
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    Two and a half feet.

  26. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    catapostrophe
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    He broke his daughter’s arm when she reached for the last 2-liter of Pepsi.

  27. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    Frank Burns
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    Nice to see Chris Kattan working again.

  28. John Travolta Goatee
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    He’s taken the “Wooly Willy” approach to hair and facial hair styles, I see.

  29. John Travolta Goatee
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    Need an e-meter reading on the go? There’s an app for that…
    Gay conversion? Not so much…

  30. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts Panto Peter Pan Premiere
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    “I’m not a cheeseburger.”

  31. Colin Farrell Crotch Grab Winters Tale Set
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    Kind of starting to see where those turn of the century newspaper caricatures of the Irish were coming from… Does anyone know if Colin Farrell has access to a time machine?

  32. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    Frank Burns
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    Paul Sorvino looks good for his age.

  33. Lena Dunham Nipples No Bra This Is 40 Premiere
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    I thought this was the result of one of those “make you fat” apps on Anne Hathaway.

  34. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
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    florida is a fucked up place.

  35. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    Man I would LOVE to hear his secret service call sign if he were ever president…

  36. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A woman actually laid underneath that?????????? I don’t know how you ladies do it.

    Oh wait, I do. Roofies.

  37. Richard Grieco Red Sunglasses Trenchcoat This Is 40 Premiere
    YAAR
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    Why is he still invited to things? Does he even work?

  38. Jodie Marsh Naked Tanning Bed Twitter
    scotta
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    At least Rhianna was smart enough to get that tat on her ribcage. Ten years from now Jodie will be sporting that as a garter.

  39. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    sprub
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    I bet you can get a 12-pack of this ass in each Kim Kardashian cheek.

  40. Justin Bieber Boner Power 96.1 Jingle Ball
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Jingle Ball?! The only balls he jingles are Usher’s.

  41. Kim Kardashian Nipples Midriff Gut Tight Leather Skirt
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    As much of a figurative and literal whore that she is, the boob man in me still yearns to motorboat those things till death…

  42. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans New Face Of Mango
    joe
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    LoL — “face”

    She’s a spokes-ass.

  43. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini High Heels
    Frank Burns
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    Yup! Thanks, Claudia.

  44. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    EricLr
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    Must….find….buffett……

  45. Katie Holmes Weird Turtle Dress 12-12-12 Concert
    joe
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    I can imagine the conversation she had with whomever designed that shitty dress: “OK, I want something that shows me bursting out of a shell. Lots of color, flash, and excitement!”

    Who am I kidding, she got it at TJ Maxx.

  46. Dominic Monaghan Billy Boyd Make Out The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
    scotta
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    Not so unexpected, really.

  47. Ashton Kutcher Dog Taking A Shit
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    1000 dollars says that’s his neighbor’s yard….

  48. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
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    Oh, Chrispy Cream Doughnut Jr.

  49. Lucy Pinder Nipples Cleavage See Through Shirt The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Premiere
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    Boobs without the herp… Nice…

  50. Chris Christie Fat 12-12-12 Concert
    joe
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    More proof that no matter how strong the wind, Weebles wobble. They don’t fall down.

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