Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turned out to be another sizable gallery that I take as a sign from the universe telling me that filling the Internet with Z-list cleavage and Columbine Grieco is noble work. Let’s start off though, with some innocent hobbit foreplay, followed by a slightly more explicit pile of dogshit (far left), then you’ll learn exactly what ANY man standing next to Channing Tatum looks like to a woman and finally, JESUS CHRIST, CHRIS CHRISTIE!!
So wait, Miranda Kerr‘s ass is the new face of Mango? Clever Spaniards…
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The revolving door prison system fails is once again.
He’s too old for Michael Jackson.
Is that a winged Darth Vader tat?
No.. That’s a tattoo of her recent pap smear.
The elegant tattoo nicely complement the huge scar under her tit.
Does UV light kill Herpes?
No, It just makes it light up blue.
Nice taint tickler!
good timing on the photo – that’s a pretty impressive log that old mutt is extruding.
he’s not really extruding as much as leading it around on the leash.
+1 for “extruding”!
I also got to give props for that.
ditto
“Why yes I have been with Lindsay Lohan in the past…why do you ask?”
Her brisket looks bigger.
MOO
Yaay!
Mooo
There’s someone on the phone for you…says his name is ‘Ramone’…he wants to speak to you in person.
Where’s Michael Jackson when you need him?
Her left hand is feeling for his wallet.
Reflexive move for this kind of woman. Biological determinism at work.
Where’s that small creepy person she used to walk around with? No, not that one… the other one.
Dear John,
Reminder : you like vagina.
Love, Kelly.
I bet that’s the last time he asks the dog what he thinks of Two & a Half Men.
I have no problem with Christie but I can’t see that being President.
Taking over the role of Mauricio in “Shallow Hal Returns”
Don’t you mean “Swallow Hal?”
Siri has taken to just replying “There is no help for you. Please stop talking to me.”
So wait… a hobbit is a gerbil?
“Swear to God you guys; Hamm’s was down to here. I was standing beside him at the urinal, he said ‘Water’s cold today huh?’. Seriously! What the fuck do I say to that?”
You say, “And it’s deep too” (A Richard Pryor reference).
If he wanted to help with Hurricane Sandy, he should have sat on the coast and blocked it.
I figure he’d be too buoyant.
He’s just a shadow of his future self.
He was the reason it hit NJ. His gravitational pull sucked it in.
The Aerosmith logo above her cooch adds a touch of class, don’t you think?
Yeah, it’s funny. But seriously, you probably do need to see a doctor about that, man.
Better the old boobs than the old camel toe.
BURN NIPPLE, BURNNNN!!!
My apologies, I lost if for a moment…
Two and a half feet.
He broke his daughter’s arm when she reached for the last 2-liter of Pepsi.
Nice to see Chris Kattan working again.
He’s taken the “Wooly Willy” approach to hair and facial hair styles, I see.
Need an e-meter reading on the go? There’s an app for that…
Gay conversion? Not so much…
“I’m not a cheeseburger.”
Kind of starting to see where those turn of the century newspaper caricatures of the Irish were coming from… Does anyone know if Colin Farrell has access to a time machine?
Paul Sorvino looks good for his age.
I thought this was the result of one of those “make you fat” apps on Anne Hathaway.
florida is a fucked up place.
Miami Beach is America’s version of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Man I would LOVE to hear his secret service call sign if he were ever president…
“Big Bopper” would be my choice.
The White House would be the “Home of the Whopper”.
“Fat Bastard”
A woman actually laid underneath that?????????? I don’t know how you ladies do it.
Oh wait, I do. Roofies.
Ladies sometimes like to get on top.
But in this case, definitely roofies.
There’s “like” to get on top, and then there’s “if those are my only options…”
You’d need a sherpa to get on top of that.
Either way, you’re gonna need oxygen.
Why is he still invited to things? Does he even work?
You think the movie theater floor cleans itself?
You misunderstand, he wasn’t at the theatre for the premiere, he was just leaving after his shift.
You guys are crazy…he’s in catering.
nah, he’s got the cocaine.
At least Rhianna was smart enough to get that tat on her ribcage. Ten years from now Jodie will be sporting that as a garter.
and it’s scotta FTW!
Explain, please? Maybe translate into English so an old fuck like me can understand it.
I bet you can get a 12-pack of this ass in each Kim Kardashian cheek.
Jingle Ball?! The only balls he jingles are Usher’s.
As much of a figurative and literal whore that she is, the boob man in me still yearns to motorboat those things till death…
Hell yes………..
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-onsky !
I would volunteer to give her a “tweener”
LoL — “face”
She’s a spokes-ass.
Yup! Thanks, Claudia.
Must….find….buffett……
Jimmy Buffett was playing last night? Aw, man, I missed that! Oh, wait—you meant Warren.
My guess is “Old Country”.
I can imagine the conversation she had with whomever designed that shitty dress: “OK, I want something that shows me bursting out of a shell. Lots of color, flash, and excitement!”
Who am I kidding, she got it at TJ Maxx.
Not so unexpected, really.
1000 dollars says that’s his neighbor’s yard….
Oh, Chrispy Cream Doughnut Jr.
Now this would be a great secret service call sign!
Boobs without the herp… Nice…
More proof that no matter how strong the wind, Weebles wobble. They don’t fall down.