Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.
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Erik Estrada’s new catering service: “C.H.I.P.S. and Dips”
Pee Wee Herman got a chin transplant!!
He just saw Andy Warhol’s painting of the Campbell’s soup can
Why is his zipper up? Did he have a wardrobe malfunction?
Looks like he was giving head instead of receiving this time.
So what percentage of this woman is still living tissue?
“Did you hear? Bale is no longer going to be Batman! It’s my time to shine again.”
She’s like the beef jerky version of Lacey Schwimmer…
+1
Is it bad that i kinda want to hump, Humpty Hump in this outfit?
So that’s the move that got you Catherine
“Hey look over there, it’s ‘not my vagina’”
“Half a hair past a monkey’s ass? How can you tell that just looking at your wrist?! That’s crazy!”
Best comment on page and I don’t even have to read the rest!
Did he break his hand giving a BJ?
Complete with drizzle catcher.
You shouldn’t make fun. He suffers from s a serious medical condition known as handjob-elbow.
Seriously, could that shirt (scratch that, outfit) be any gayer?
… reacharound accident, with the dude who sold him that shirt.
“I promised I wouldn’t spit it out, but this jizz is rank!”
Looks like someone had a little nip-tuck to remove the Paunch.
yup
Too bad a bout the facial nerve they nipped in the process…
I’ll cut the hair if you stop hitting me ok?
is that all his hair ?
Yeap, his usually well-groomed persona may have caused you to overlook the fact that this is one hairy dude.
I think this is Shauna Sand. Can’t see her feet, so I don’t know for sure.
the tat? that’s how i recognize her too.. other than that, Shauna is non-descript.
“No, it’s totally natural. My pubic hair is pink, too!”
“Stroke side, not stroke side, stroke side, not stroke side…”
“ok.. donde esta el JEWSssss?”
Helene Bonham Carter as Paz De La Huerta as the chick from Beetlejuice.
You’d think after seeing Snookie nothing could phase him…
“And then I was up to my elbow, and Snooky said ‘More, More!”
Katherine, you have to push the button to unlock your car. You can’t just point!
M.I. Ghost Protocol. I suppose it’d pass the time. When I was a kid we used to have to pay to watch stuff like that. Good old days my eye.
LOL!
This guy looks like a turd on the end of a #2 pencil.
hahahahaha
Reminiscing on how far inside his arm actually went. Even he was surprised.
For a second there I thought it was Chaz Bono and his fiancee.
“Katy Perry and I are cousins and my hair is the natural color, too. I don’t have pubic hair, but you ought to see my armpits!”
“Daaaamn, I just touched Snookie and the herpes are already sprouting!”
I wish in the future at some point they invent a meter that you can hold up to a women that gives you sex stats. Hers would probably look like this.
Loves facial? Yes
How Many? 46 times, 18 different men
Does Anal? Yes
How many men? 14, 12 of them bareback
Gives blowjobs? Are you kidding me
I have one…it’s called the Kardashometer. They sell them in the Sears hardware department.
Throw in a few warts and she’d look the same at both ends.
There is nothing sexier than a woman dressed head to toe in leather………wait, that’s her skin, isn’t it.
“Hey, is that a boner down there? I think it is – Get that slut with the bastard child over here, she’ll know if it is or not.”
I don’t get the point of this segment other than for you to use filler pics without the witty comments (which is the only reason to go to this website).
“Hey Mike, wanna hear something funny? I just saw your wife go into a restroom stall with Kilmer.”
bowling pin
Nightmare before Christmas indeed.
she looks terrible
“Yep, totally destroyed my career, and all I got was gooey underwear.”
Pube stuck in the teeth!
She kind of looks like my girlf, er, wife.
Jameson on the rocks
whats that alien from American Dad ??? Rodger ! that’s it !
sissy boy
Man with open mouth holding weiners…nope, too easy.
“And now for my musical salute to Kaopectate!”
I believe you mean Pepto-Bismol
Just goes to show, so much nose jobs, face lifts, fillers, and botox that she is unrecognizable.
LOL She doesn’t have any work done, she just have too much make up on which she never does, check previous pictures from a month ago or so. xD
You’d think a guy his age would know by now that if you spend too much time lining up your shot it takes all the fun out of pocket pool.
still trying
alright..now what ?
Why does that woman have tinfoil socks?
Heyyyy…it’s the HOLIDAYS!