The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.1.11

December 1st, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.

Today’s Roger Sterling picture brought to you by Cialis: Your secretary won’t know what hit her,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
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    Erik Estrada’s new catering service: “C.H.I.P.S. and Dips”

  2. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
    Scott
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    Pee Wee Herman got a chin transplant!!

  3. Michael Douglas
    Swearin
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    He just saw Andy Warhol’s painting of the Campbell’s soup can

  4. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
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    Why is his zipper up? Did he have a wardrobe malfunction?

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    So what percentage of this woman is still living tissue?

  6. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Alex
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    “Did you hear? Bale is no longer going to be Batman! It’s my time to shine again.”

  7. Jenna Jameson
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    She’s like the beef jerky version of Lacey Schwimmer…

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    Is it bad that i kinda want to hump, Humpty Hump in this outfit?

  9. Michael Douglas
    Hugh Jass
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    So that’s the move that got you Catherine

  10. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “Hey look over there, it’s ‘not my vagina’”

  11. Pauly D
    Alex
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    “Half a hair past a monkey’s ass? How can you tell that just looking at your wrist?! That’s crazy!”

  12. Diddy Sling
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    Did he break his hand giving a BJ?

  13. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
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    “I promised I wouldn’t spit it out, but this jizz is rank!”

  14. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
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    Looks like someone had a little nip-tuck to remove the Paunch.

  15. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
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    I’ll cut the hair if you stop hitting me ok?

  16. Jenna Jameson
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    I think this is Shauna Sand. Can’t see her feet, so I don’t know for sure.

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage
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    “No, it’s totally natural. My pubic hair is pink, too!”

  18. Michael Douglas
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    “Stroke side, not stroke side, stroke side, not stroke side…”

  19. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    Deacon Jones
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    “ok.. donde esta el JEWSssss?”

  20. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
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    Helene Bonham Carter as Paz De La Huerta as the chick from Beetlejuice.

  21. Pauly D
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    You’d think after seeing Snookie nothing could phase him…

  22. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Katherine, you have to push the button to unlock your car. You can’t just point!

  23. Paula Patton Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    M.I. Ghost Protocol. I suppose it’d pass the time. When I was a kid we used to have to pay to watch stuff like that. Good old days my eye.

  24. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
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    This guy looks like a turd on the end of a #2 pencil.

  25. Pauly D
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    Reminiscing on how far inside his arm actually went. Even he was surprised.

  26. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Evil Dick Tater
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    For a second there I thought it was Chaz Bono and his fiancee.

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    “Katy Perry and I are cousins and my hair is the natural color, too. I don’t have pubic hair, but you ought to see my armpits!”

  28. Pauly D
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    “Daaaamn, I just touched Snookie and the herpes are already sprouting!”

  29. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    I wish in the future at some point they invent a meter that you can hold up to a women that gives you sex stats. Hers would probably look like this.

    Loves facial? Yes
    How Many? 46 times, 18 different men

    Does Anal? Yes
    How many men? 14, 12 of them bareback

    Gives blowjobs? Are you kidding me

    • The Brown Streak

      I have one…it’s called the Kardashometer. They sell them in the Sears hardware department.

  30. Jenna Jameson
    Evil Dick Tater
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    Throw in a few warts and she’d look the same at both ends.

  31. Jenna Jameson
    Do_Freebird
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    There is nothing sexier than a woman dressed head to toe in leather………wait, that’s her skin, isn’t it.

  32. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    Do_Freebird
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    “Hey, is that a boner down there? I think it is – Get that slut with the bastard child over here, she’ll know if it is or not.”

  33. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    TVisme
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    I don’t get the point of this segment other than for you to use filler pics without the witty comments (which is the only reason to go to this website).

  34. Michael Douglas
    Evil Dick Tater
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    “Hey Mike, wanna hear something funny? I just saw your wife go into a restroom stall with Kilmer.”

  35. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    stevebeagle
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    bowling pin

  36. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Do_Freebird
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    Nightmare before Christmas indeed.

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Indeed
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    she looks terrible

  38. Paul Rubens
    Do_Freebird
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    “Yep, totally destroyed my career, and all I got was gooey underwear.”

  39. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
    jaded
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    Pube stuck in the teeth!

  40. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    She kind of looks like my girlf, er, wife.

  41. Jenna Jameson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Jameson on the rocks

  42. Jenna Jameson
    stevebeagle
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    whats that alien from American Dad ??? Rodger ! that’s it !

  43. Diddy Sling
    stevebeagle
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    sissy boy

  44. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    Man with open mouth holding weiners…nope, too easy.

  45. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “And now for my musical salute to Kaopectate!”

  46. Gillian Anderson
    Do_Freebird
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    Just goes to show, so much nose jobs, face lifts, fillers, and botox that she is unrecognizable.

    • C

      LOL She doesn’t have any work done, she just have too much make up on which she never does, check previous pictures from a month ago or so. xD

  47. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    Evil Dick Tater
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    You’d think a guy his age would know by now that if you spend too much time lining up your shot it takes all the fun out of pocket pool.

  48. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    still trying

  49. Emily Blunt Butt Tight Pants
    stevebeagle
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    alright..now what ?

  50. Diddy Sling
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does that woman have tinfoil socks?

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