Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
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No mettle jagoff.
No, your royal higness, I said you can pick a sheep… You’re not fucking my dog.
A quick first glance at the thumbnail suggested Hulk Hogan had gotten back together with his ex-wife. Quite what that – a pair of *celebrities* looking like they do having the capacity for legitimately being mistaken for another *celebrity* couple – says about America, I’m not sure.
i thought that “the superficial” was posting pictures from the site…” People of Wal-Mart”
I’ve never seen people that fugly at Wal-mart.
Granny forgot her pants again.
Look at the smile on that dog’s face.
“For your safety, do not sit next to Geri Halliwell.”
That would have been so avant-garde and edgy! (40 years ago…)
Seriously.
Die Fat, Die Fattest.
Fat? you’re a fucking idiot
When something goes over your head, it’s best just to click dislike and remain anonymous to hide the fact (as I see 13 other people have done).
May Rickman eviscerate you for your blasphemy!
I’ve heard he’s a good actor, but there’s only so long that anyone can pretend to be in love with Kristen Stewart, no matter how much Summit Entertainment is paying you.
But what I *really* want to do is be a shrimp fisherman!
The new PSA face for “Don’t get into a car with a stranger”.
Looks like the wires holding her face in place are starting to snap.
At least she’s keeping in shape with the Madonna workout.
Two prime examples of women who make stellar choices in male partners.
I’ve seen tougher *road* crews.
That must be one painful wedgie.
My grandmother has that very same dress.
Apparently it’s been stolen.
Do you always look at your grandmother in her underwear?
Put the fucking jacket back on, Cameron!
Someone’s balding….
I think I saw him driving a white windowless van around the local pre-school earlier today.
If this isn’t a production still from “Machete Kills” right before he guts the Jonas Brothers, then I want this photo to leave the Internet. Right now.
Looks like someone just beat out San Andreas for the deepest lines in California.
I see pictures like this and just spend the rest of the day hating my species.
yes we are truly fucked up as a species if they believe that this is what real men look like. all i see is a bunch of wankers trying to look tough but they look more like a “homie” version of West Side Story.
Chick is cut. I actually think she looks good here, face excluded of course.
Those look ripe, but they need a squeeze to be certain.
Worst. Threesome. Ever.
Yeah? Well, I’m not impressed with you either.
Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…
Please let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please let that be Tom Cruise behind me…
So gangsta.
Wow, I can’t believe that you don’t recognize Chris Brown’s genius. He is a TRUE gangster– the kind that can beat up a 90 pound girl. That is what makes him so TOUGH and HARD. He’s just misunderstood in his own time. Bitch was peeping his phone!! In 50 years, people are going to be like “Wow, it is too damn bad people didn’t understand his genius.”
Not shown:
Everyone behind them vomiting from the view and smell.
Neck cheese. She has neck cheese.
You’re scaring me! What does that mean?! No, don’t tell me!
That’s very sexy. Nice ass.
Not just anyone can get a bunch of tattoos.
She’s standing next to a gutter. I mean, she’s actually IN a gutter.
I am starting to suspect that this is not Prince Charles but just the best dressed farmer ever.
At home, they take their clothes off and fuck.
Sorry, that was mean of me. Hope I didn’t spoil your dinner…
Now I can hear the slapping sound and picture the frothy fluid mixture they make. And the smell…oh GOD!
I WAS EATING YOU FUCKS
I can’t un-see that.
Way. Too. Vivid.
Johnny P!, that was diabolical and… funny as hell.
You bastard, Johnny P.
*Falls down*
Is this guy a cop or a firefighter?
He looks like a cocksucker
So a cop.
manface
That’s the smile of a dog that’s in mid-hump.
It must be impossible to look her in the eyes during a conversation. The gravity of those things has to pull your head right into them. It’s physics.
Can’t fight physics.
Unless you went to Jesus Camp. I wouldn’t bother trying to fight.
Everybody sing!
Which one of these doesn’t belong? which one of these is doing it’s own thing?
Is this shopped or does excessive tanning result in late onset dwarfism?
I think that’s Tom Cruise all snuggled in down in his shorts. Like an ass ferret.
Tom Cruise is an Ass Ferret.
Damn you, I nearly choked to death on my dinner
And how!
“Hey Olivia, are you British now?”
“I am if it gets you to take my picture.”
Someone just bedazzled their undies.
Someone please post the picture of how South Park depicted her. It was hilarious.
I was thinking about posting it anyway—and I can’t believe no one bothered in 7 hours.
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HA! Thank you, Tom.
I was reading through these waiting for this. I LOLed so hard at that episode. Once again, the three of us. I love how she couldn’t see
There is a lot of mouth-breathing happening here.
I think its just gravity from those globes pulling down her jaw.
Now that’s how it’s done. Very sexy and elegant.
I bet Eddie Murphy would give her a ride home.
I think you mean “him.”
Why do her arms have cleavage?
OOOOF! That is an unfortunate looking face.
Hahahaah!
I was planning to say WOOF. Can I put it here?