The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    1NDUN
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    No mettle jagoff.

  2. Prince Charles Sheep
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    No, your royal higness, I said you can pick a sheep… You’re not fucking my dog.

  3. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    A quick first glance at the thumbnail suggested Hulk Hogan had gotten back together with his ex-wife. Quite what that – a pair of *celebrities* looking like they do having the capacity for legitimately being mistaken for another *celebrity* couple – says about America, I’m not sure.

  4. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Granny forgot her pants again.

  5. Prince Charles Sheep
    1NDUN
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    Look at the smile on that dog’s face.

  6. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    “For your safety, do not sit next to Geri Halliwell.”

  7. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    Johnny P!
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    That would have been so avant-garde and edgy! (40 years ago…)

  8. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Die Fat, Die Fattest.

  9. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’ve heard he’s a good actor, but there’s only so long that anyone can pretend to be in love with Kristen Stewart, no matter how much Summit Entertainment is paying you.

  10. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    EricLr
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    But what I *really* want to do is be a shrimp fisherman!

  11. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    The new PSA face for “Don’t get into a car with a stranger”.

  12. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    EricLr
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    Looks like the wires holding her face in place are starting to snap.

    At least she’s keeping in shape with the Madonna workout.

  13. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    Two prime examples of women who make stellar choices in male partners.

  14. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    EricLr
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    I’ve seen tougher *road* crews.

  15. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Zergling
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    That must be one painful wedgie.

  16. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    EricLr
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    My grandmother has that very same dress.

  17. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Put the fucking jacket back on, Cameron!

  18. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    Someone’s balding….

  19. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    I think I saw him driving a white windowless van around the local pre-school earlier today.

  20. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    ThisWillHurt
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    If this isn’t a production still from “Machete Kills” right before he guts the Jonas Brothers, then I want this photo to leave the Internet. Right now.

  21. Kim Catrall Derpface
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone just beat out San Andreas for the deepest lines in California.

  22. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    I see pictures like this and just spend the rest of the day hating my species.

    • karlito

      yes we are truly fucked up as a species if they believe that this is what real men look like. all i see is a bunch of wankers trying to look tough but they look more like a “homie” version of West Side Story.

  23. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    Chick is cut. I actually think she looks good here, face excluded of course.

  24. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    1NDUN
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    Those look ripe, but they need a squeeze to be certain.

  25. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    nick
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    Worst. Threesome. Ever.

  26. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    ThisWillHurt
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    Yeah? Well, I’m not impressed with you either.

  27. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    EricLr
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    Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…Please don’t let that be Tom Cruise behind me…

  28. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    So gangsta.

    • Wow, I can’t believe that you don’t recognize Chris Brown’s genius. He is a TRUE gangster– the kind that can beat up a 90 pound girl. That is what makes him so TOUGH and HARD. He’s just misunderstood in his own time. Bitch was peeping his phone!! In 50 years, people are going to be like “Wow, it is too damn bad people didn’t understand his genius.”

  29. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Not shown:

    Everyone behind them vomiting from the view and smell.

  30. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    That’s very sexy. Nice ass.

  31. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    catapostrophe
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    Not just anyone can get a bunch of tattoos.

  32. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
    alex
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    She’s standing next to a gutter. I mean, she’s actually IN a gutter.

  33. Prince Charles Sheep
    rantatonne
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    I am starting to suspect that this is not Prince Charles but just the best dressed farmer ever.

  34. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Johnny P!
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    At home, they take their clothes off and fuck.
    Sorry, that was mean of me. Hope I didn’t spoil your dinner…

  35. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
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    Is this guy a cop or a firefighter?

  36. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
    alex
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    manface

  37. Prince Charles Sheep
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    That’s the smile of a dog that’s in mid-hump.

  38. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    1NDUN
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    It must be impossible to look her in the eyes during a conversation. The gravity of those things has to pull your head right into them. It’s physics.

  39. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    EricLr
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    Everybody sing!

    Which one of these doesn’t belong? which one of these is doing it’s own thing?

  40. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    rantatonne
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    Is this shopped or does excessive tanning result in late onset dwarfism?

  41. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
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    I think that’s Tom Cruise all snuggled in down in his shorts. Like an ass ferret.

    Tom Cruise is an Ass Ferret.

  42. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    catapostrophe
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    And how!

  43. Olivia Munn Cleavage BAFTA Awards
    EricLr
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    “Hey Olivia, are you British now?”

    “I am if it gets you to take my picture.”

  44. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    rantatonne
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    Someone just bedazzled their undies.

  45. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Someone please post the picture of how South Park depicted her. It was hilarious.

  46. Katie Price Cleavage
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    There is a lot of mouth-breathing happening here.

  47. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
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    Now that’s how it’s done. Very sexy and elegant.

  48. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    EricLr
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    I bet Eddie Murphy would give her a ride home.

  49. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Why do her arms have cleavage?

  50. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    OOOOF! That is an unfortunate looking face.

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