The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
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    is she’s flying? she’s a witch! burn her!

  2. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    thelightman
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    I am my own pedophile!

  3. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    cc
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    Those are quite the hamhocks…

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    is her family carrying around her wax figure now? it’s like weekend at bernie’s

  5. George Clooney
    cc
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    I have to wait two hours to fuck Stacey again…my balls are swelling.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    cc
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    Her bit is missing the cross piece that goes through the mouth. Are there any tack shops in New York?

  7. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    i’m starting to think chris brown, rihanna, and bieber had a 3-some

  8. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    cc
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    I’ll get you for all the nightmares I had as a kid!!!

  9. Elijah Wood
    Johnny P!
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    “What was that line again? Oh yeah, ‘Speak Friend and Enter’. Quick! Someone! What’s the Elvish word for ‘Friend’ again?”

  10. Elijah Wood
    Dude of Dudes
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    I see Chris Brown is pulling his “dropped the pen” routine again.

  11. Christie Brinkley
    cc
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    She has such nice teeth.

  12. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    rantatonne
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    His Balls just dropped. Not pictured : Usher calling his agent and saying, “Next”

  13. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    cc
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    Pan left, pan left, pan left…

  14. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    kingofbeer
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    she looks fit, not sure what the fuss is about. perhaps if 40% of the USA population wasn’t obese it wouldn’t be an issue?

    • StaceFace

      Fit?? You can see her ribs in her cleavage. That is not fit, that is grossly underweight. Such a shame, she used to have a nice and healthy looking body.

  15. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
    Johnny P!
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    “Noooon, Rien de Rien!
    Non, Je ne Regrette Rien…!”
    Orcas love their Piaf, is all I’m sayin’.

  16. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    ELMO
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    NNOOOooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooooOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    cc
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    Those panties look airbrushed on…which seems counterproductive.

  18. Leila

    Hey, I don’t mean to tell you your business, but I thought there was a news story that would be awesome if you could post. In California, 2 young guys [one 19 year old, another even younger] broke into some asshat’s barn and stole a boatload of his cd’s. This douchebag then reported the burglary to the police. Flashforward a couple of weeks, where our young offenders try to use the cd’s to find–GASP–thousands upon thousands of kiddie porn images. These two–obviously stupid messed up kids, but still, WAY smarter than this perv they stole from–did the right thing, and took the stash to the police. Luckily this disgusting freakshow is now arrested [already posted bail, scarily enough]. Of course, some people are still upset that the boys weren’t arrested for their crime of theft. I would love to see you skewer the pedophile AND the idiots out there who can’t seem to understand SCALE of crime. Unless you have the opposite opinion, in which case, just forget you read this.

  19. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    Johnny P!
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    Christina’s moving musical tribute to the old kids’ favorite “Lidsville”.
    Next stop: an “H.R. Puffinstuff” cabaret act in Paris!

  20. Chrissy Tiegen Cleavage
    cc
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    No complaints here.

  21. George Clooney
    InLikeFlynn
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    Is it just me or is George Clooney oranger than he used to be?

  22. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    cc
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    NOW she needs to check it.

  23. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    cc
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    She puts on quite a sh…..zzzzzzzzz

  24. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    BOB, no batteries required.
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    Oh chris brown having sex with someone he loves.
    We should all be thankful really.

  25. Elijah Wood
    zomgbie
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    mr frodo and samwise- back together again!

  26. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    cc
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    Bring out the gimp!

  27. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    cc
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    That guy just realized he’s wearing a shirt that matches her shoes.

  28. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    zomgbie
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    crotch grab is now a digital mixing program- like autotune.
    autocrotch.

  29. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    joys of roughing
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    I could ve sworn she and CB are still communicating. Isn’t he on propation?

  30. George Clooney
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    Next person that says “marriage” is gonna get stabbed in the eye with a blue sharpie.

  31. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Anon
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    I GET IT, SHE’S ALWAYS IN A BATHROOM BECAUSE SHE’S THROWING UP LOLOLOL!

  32. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
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    It’s only a picture of her hairy legs wearing a hat. How’d they photoshop that?

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Why is her wax double left on the sidewalk?

  34. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Coyote
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    It takes to hands to handle a whopper, but Chis doesn’t even need one

  35. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Coyote
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    Wow, he is even smaller than Chris Brown

  36. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Coyote
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    Is that where she keeps the Umbrella

  37. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    FIST!

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      yeah i know i’m a tad late in stating that ,but IMO that would be my best comment for that photo.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
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    suddenly, she jumps through the mirror in an attempt to bang herself… and brings joy to all in more ways than one!

  39. Christie Brinkley
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    smiling because she is 25+ years older than Lindsay Lohan and looks 10 years younger than her.

  40. Christie Brinkley
    Colin
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    Raspberries!

  41. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Chris
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    Do people today actually ever look directly at someone or do they see everything through the screen on their phones?

  42. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Mostly Me
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    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  43. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    GuyLeDouche
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    Who said the maid could use the pool?

  44. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    GuyLeDouche
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    The mouth says Kirsten Dunst but the legs say Britney Spears.

  45. Elijah Wood
    joys of roughing
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    If Hank William Jr is a real redneck like everyone said, wait till he found out who s using his song without permission.

  46. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Slutmuffin
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    No Chris thats not the microphone no matter how many R&B singers may have been near it

  47. Elijah Wood
    Charmless Man
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    You think anyone will notice if I just stick it in a little?

  48. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    StaceFace
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    Gee, only in London can you get fisted by a ghost while wearing a bikini that was bedazzled with a box or two of Runts.

  49. Elijah Wood
    me
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    to easy.

  50. Elijah Wood
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    One anal ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

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