The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.9.14

January 9th, 2014 // 334 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has even more coverage of The People’s Choice Awards, except it’s really just Jennifer Hudson and Kaley Cuoco who each looked like they were fellating their dick-shaped awards. Journalism™ – That’s some kind of college class, right? We’ve also got John Travolta caught red-handed and by red I mean unbuttoning a young boy’s blazer, Jeremy Renner, stealth upskirt master, and Noah Cyrus looking like she didn’t fall too far from the vagina tree.

I’m aware that metaphor refers to parents, so you must have missed the part where I think vaginas are plants. I’m not bright, is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
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    In the immortal words of Dean Wormer “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

  2. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    “Mr Mayer! Will you sign this Hooters calendar? I was going to bring one of your records, but nobody sells those any more and you suck”

  3. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
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    Get Him To The Buffet.

  4. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    The salami in that sandwich is the most Italian thing in this pic.

  5. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    Mohawk Disco
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    We all have our regrets and John Mayer is reliving his. But I’m sure it’s not: I should have fucked more women.

  6. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Girls night out?

  7. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    Isn’t 14 a little young to be pushing a baby around? What? A Cyrus? Never mind.

  8. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
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    Seats 7 adults comfortably, or Jonah Hill and one adult uncomfortably.

  9. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
    caley
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    “Dude looks like a…” oh…thought that was Steven Tyler.

  10. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    I find it strange that she would want to remind us of this photo shoot.

  11. Kevin Hart Holding Tiny Dog Ice Cube Univisions Despierta America
    caley
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    Hart going to the old “What can make me look taller” trick. Next step: platform shoes.

  12. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
    Hugh G. Rection
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    In an alternate universe, Chris Brown was dating Serena Williams instead of Rhianna, and when he tried to smack her around, she pounded him into the ground.

  13. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
    Mohawk Disco
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    Love this girl. Cute, smart, stylish and icing on the cake, a kinky little sex monkey.

  14. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    Dirk Diggler
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    Who the fuck pushes a dog around in a stroller

  15. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
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    For some reason I always pictured Michael Bay to be this huge, fat, disgusting tool…I think my brain confused him with Michael Moore or something.

  16. Alicia Silverstone Butt Yoga Pants
    Mohawk Disco
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    The frightened face implies she looked back and saw the ghost of Alicia past.

  17. Serena Williams Muscular Arms Venus Williams
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    I’m waiting for the next image to show Mario, a hammer, some barrels and flame with a woman finally added to the image screaming for help!

  18. Hannah New Michael Bay Jessica Parker Kennedy Black Sails Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Corey Feldman if he earned any type of income over the past decade.

  19. Nolan Gould John Travolta Eric Stonestreet Ariel Winter Qantas Spirit Of Australia Party
    JimBB
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    Oh, Scientology. Did you *really* think we wouldn’t notice when you tried to replace the dad in Modern Family with a robot?

  20. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
    JimBB
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    The Chateau Marmont, when you demand nothing less than the finest in luxury for your overdose.

  21. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
    JimBB
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    This is every latina I’ve ever dated at some point.

  22. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    “Go Go Gadget Trainwreck!”

  23. Henry Winkler Touching Models Face Happy Days A New Musical Photocall
    JimBB
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    Hey baby, want to go take a ride on Fonzie’s cool electric scooter?

  24. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Kick Attacking Photographer
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    “Because she’s the hipster that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…”

  25. Bethenny Frankel Daughter Bryn Flash In Eyes
    JimBB
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    Mommy smells like cigarettes.

  26. Rihanna Shakira Cleavage Lingerie Single Album Cover Instagram
    Chuck
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    There is no way Shakira has a new album coming out. Either I’ve had a stroke or this site is full lies.

  27. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
    JimBB
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    I can actually smell the Axe body spray through my monitor.

  28. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s thinking about his new song, “How am I going to get rid of this bitch now?”

  29. Chris Brown Leaving Court Rejected Simple Assault Plea Deal
    JimBB
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    I’m not coming out from behind my bodyguard until I’m alone with a small woman!

  30. Bethenny Frankel Daughter Bryn Flash In Eyes
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    That’s no way to treat Peter Dinklage.

  31. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t care what her last name is… she’s definitely Bruce Willis’ daughter.

  32. Kevin Hart Holding Tiny Dog Ice Cube Univisions Despierta America
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    That’s what happens when you stir peanut butter with your johnson.

  33. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    JimBB
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    I wonder who the lucky guy was who got the seat beside him.

    “Honey, this is Paul. I just wanted to say goodbye to you and the kids before I open the airplane door and jump to my death. It’s just better this way, trust me.”

  34. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
    JimBB
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    The first time she’s ever sucked a glass dick that didn’t have crack in it.

  35. Bar Refaeli Swimsuit Eating Giant Sub Ronnie Ortiz Magro Pauly D Instagram
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    Dicaprio just confirmed a solid life decision.

  36. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Excuse me, miss. Do you have a “Sweat Shirts and Yoga Pants” section?

  37. John Mayer Sadface LAX
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    Well, that escalated…uh…hm.

  38. John Mayer Sadface LAX
    FT86
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    This guy must have one hell of a personality.

  39. Jennifer Hudson Kissing Peoples Choice Award
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    I bet that award has one hell of a suction cup on the bottom.

  40. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
    JimBB
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    She’s been acting like a slut lately too. But no one cares.

  41. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
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    If you press the button on his back, is right hand shoots off towards any buffet in a 5 mile radius and brings back a plate of chicken tandoori.

  42. Mark Boone Junior Crazy Clothes
    JimBB
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    Please get into my windowless van, Young Mr. Potter!

  43. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    “100% cotton? Hm. Needs to be at least 15% lycra. Pass.”

  44. Jessica Alba Bra See Through Shirt
    JimBB
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    Is she black now?

  45. Jonah Hill Drunk Hoodie
    Canudigit
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    Hey Kool Aid !!

  46. Ian Somerhalder Fedora With Feather Long Scarf Sunglasses
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    “Ayee duhn’t fewl tho dhorkay annay mohr hungh hungh hungh!”

  47. Courtney Love Drunk Barefoot Messy Hair Carrying Guitar
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    Will she sign the autograph? Can she remember her name?

  48. Alicia Silverstone Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Looks like the old Alicia Silverstone/Reese Witherspoon rivalry continues. Only now the judge forces them to share custody of the yoga pants.

  49. Noah Cyrus Midriff Sweatsuit Miley 14 Year Old Sister
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    Clearly the pomeranian’s escape pod didn’t go as planned for the dog.

  50. Mark Boone Junior Crazy Clothes
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    You know, I never believed that shoes were important to an outfit until now.

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