The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13

January 31st, 2013 // 291 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?

Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Mike
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    No way. When did she age two times as fast?

  2. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    Yes!

  3. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
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    “BUWAHAHAHAHA.. Look at Nick washing the windows on that office building!
    I told you he’d do it…”

  4. Mariah Carey Midriff Cleavage
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    You might just make it after all,
    Doo doo doo doo doooooooo.

  5. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Who knew decades of drinking, smoking and drugs would age you…

  6. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    contusion
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    Marsha Brady is looking rough these days.

  7. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
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    “Jude, have you shagged your nanny lately?
    You have haven’t you?

  8. Edgar Winter
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    Hipster Santa is every bit as creepy as i thought he’d be…

  9. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    Unfortunately, Roy L.’Rocky’ Dennis hasn’t been able to find a blind girlfriend as an adult.

  10. Leighton Meester Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    As I man, I love yoga pants…
    I still can’t believe women wear something that almost outlines their entire reproductive system…

  11. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
    Juch
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    . . . because the strap-on doesn’t work in front.

  12. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    contusion
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    someone just turned up the E-meter a notch.

  13. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
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    I’m glad to see David has taken some time off from complaining about how he appeared in all three Alvin and the Chipmunk movies.

  14. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
    Pepper's Pot
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    Lindsay??

  15. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    contusion
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    Does this guy have more than one outfit or is he the new Jay Leno?

  16. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Victorias Secret
    Frank Burns
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    Boing! 0_0

  17. Hayley Atwell Cleavage InStyle Best Of British Talent Party
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    She’s got mountains of talent… Mountains I tell ya…

  18. Edgar Winter
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    Xenu, this is Free Ride. Project Albino Rock Star is a “go.” Repeat, Albino Rock Star is a “go.”

  19. Sharon Stone
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    SHARON: Photographers! Pretend you think I’m sexxxy!
    HIPPIE GUY: Sorry, I’m not that good of an actor.

  20. Tara Reid
    contusion
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    The dude on the left isn’t looking back to check out Tara. He’s just making sure the photographer isn’t getting a shot of his ass.

  21. Jude Law Vinessa Shaw Side Effects Preview Screening
    Frank Burns
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    That’s what you get for asking them a math question.

  22. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Is that . . . Botox I smell?

  23. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
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    Bill had a similar one… He had all of the interns wear one that reads: Behind Hillary…

  24. Edgar Winter
    contusion
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    All the other living blues legends pale in comparison to this guy.

  25. Sebastian Bach Yellow Teeth 5th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards News Conference
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    “He is Viggo!! You are like the buzzing of flies!”

  26. Tara Reid
    Frank Burns
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    A moment ago, he was carrying that handbag.

  27. Sheridan Smith Cleavage
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    Man is scarf: Miss…Miss! Can you help me? My head seems to have become flat!

  28. Tara Reid
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    Fat, balding, total loser carrying a back pack: “Yuck! What a dog!”

  29. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    “Hold on—just a second ago, I think was able to move my face a fraction of an inch…”

  30. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
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    Hot Damn!

  31. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
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    I’ve always felt Obama was at least half of an ass too!

  32. Sharon Stone
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    He’s not really selling it.

  33. George Hamilton Laughing Holding Cash
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    I like to see old guys who just say “fuck you” to skin cancer and do whatever they want.

  34. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
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    Is that Summers or Eve?

  35. Hayley Atwell Cleavage InStyle Best Of British Talent Party
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    Mmmmm veiny.

  36. Carla Gugino Cleavage House Of Cards Premiere
    BB
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    She just keeps getting hotter.

  37. Channing Tatum Stupid Clothes
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    His smile reveals that this is the half-second between “Can I have your autograph?” and “I love Prison Break, Wentworth!”

  38. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
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    “Hey buddy… can you spare a dollar?”
    “No”
    “God bless anyway”

  39. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
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    Madame Taussad’s is really starting to slip.

  40. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
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    .oO(eh…only a 9…wouldn’t fuck)

  41. Amber Tamblyn David Cross House Of Cards Premiere
    Shithead
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    This is Timmy…a mentally challenged man I’m obligated to take care of.

  42. Kerry Washington O Face GMA
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    Nicki Minaj is contagious.

  43. Nicole Kidman 2nd Annual AACTA Awards
    GJerk
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    Something just poked me in the butt!

  44. Al Pacino
    GJerk
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    Insert cliche Scarface reference here.

  45. Britney Spears Cellulite
    GJerk
    Commented on this photo:

    Deja vu…back to her pre 2010 self.

  46. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    GJerk
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh-oh I just pooped myself again…

  47. Nick Nolte Red Face Beard Hobo Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    “So if I pass out here, Bette Midler and Richard Dreyfuss will take me in again.”

  48. Eva Longoria Butt Obama Sweatpants
    GJerk
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    Career…over

  49. Jenna Dewan Butt Yoga Pants
    GJerk
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    Is she pregnant or just fat?

  50. Edgar Winter
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    I used to get so fucked up listening to Frankenstein….or was it the other way around?

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