Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has been a secret Muslim this whole time. Who knew? Got another question for you. What’s more humiliating, being Tara Reid or the guy breaking his neck to check out her ass?
Trick question! The answer is the guy banging his grandmother because it beats the hell out of working,
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No way. When did she age two times as fast?
Yes!
“BUWAHAHAHAHA.. Look at Nick washing the windows on that office building!
I told you he’d do it…”
You might just make it after all,
Doo doo doo doo doooooooo.
Who knew decades of drinking, smoking and drugs would age you…
Marsha Brady is looking rough these days.
“Jude, have you shagged your nanny lately?
You have haven’t you?
Hipster Santa is every bit as creepy as i thought he’d be…
Unfortunately, Roy L.’Rocky’ Dennis hasn’t been able to find a blind girlfriend as an adult.
As I man, I love yoga pants…
I still can’t believe women wear something that almost outlines their entire reproductive system…
. . . because the strap-on doesn’t work in front.
someone just turned up the E-meter a notch.
I’m glad to see David has taken some time off from complaining about how he appeared in all three Alvin and the Chipmunk movies.
Lindsay??
Does this guy have more than one outfit or is he the new Jay Leno?
Boing! 0_0
She’s got mountains of talent… Mountains I tell ya…
Xenu, this is Free Ride. Project Albino Rock Star is a “go.” Repeat, Albino Rock Star is a “go.”
SHARON: Photographers! Pretend you think I’m sexxxy!
HIPPIE GUY: Sorry, I’m not that good of an actor.
The dude on the left isn’t looking back to check out Tara. He’s just making sure the photographer isn’t getting a shot of his ass.
That’s what you get for asking them a math question.
Is that . . . Botox I smell?
Bill had a similar one… He had all of the interns wear one that reads: Behind Hillary…
All the other living blues legends pale in comparison to this guy.
Or vice versa.
Yeah! Frankenstein is one of my all time favorites! Check out the video!
You mean his brother Johnny, right? “Illustrated Man” best song EVER!
“He is Viggo!! You are like the buzzing of flies!”
A moment ago, he was carrying that handbag.
Man is scarf: Miss…Miss! Can you help me? My head seems to have become flat!
Fat, balding, total loser carrying a back pack: “Yuck! What a dog!”
“Hold on—just a second ago, I think was able to move my face a fraction of an inch…”
Hot Damn!
I’ve always felt Obama was at least half of an ass too!
He’s not really selling it.
I like to see old guys who just say “fuck you” to skin cancer and do whatever they want.
Is that Summers or Eve?
Mmmmm veiny.
She just keeps getting hotter.
His smile reveals that this is the half-second between “Can I have your autograph?” and “I love Prison Break, Wentworth!”
“Hey buddy… can you spare a dollar?”
“No”
“God bless anyway”
Madame Taussad’s is really starting to slip.
.oO(eh…only a 9…wouldn’t fuck)
This is Timmy…a mentally challenged man I’m obligated to take care of.
Nicki Minaj is contagious.
Something just poked me in the butt!
Insert cliche Scarface reference here.
“Say hello to my medium cappuccino.”
Deja vu…back to her pre 2010 self.
Uh-oh I just pooped myself again…
“So if I pass out here, Bette Midler and Richard Dreyfuss will take me in again.”
Career…over
Is she pregnant or just fat?
I used to get so fucked up listening to Frankenstein….or was it the other way around?