The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13

January 3rd, 2013 // 194 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.

Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    I can smell the desperation from here, or is that just gin and astro glide

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    joe
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    No, Fish. Looks like you found this piece of crap just fine.

  3. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Juch
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    Hasn’t been funny in the past, not funny now, not going to be funny in the future.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Sweet Lou
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    Nice wallpaper

  5. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    HELLO
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s definitely saying something sarcastic here.

  6. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    joe
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    Gus Fring has put on a bit of weight.

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m beginning to detect a pattern in these final five shots . .

  8. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this person?

  9. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Sweet Lou
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the look that my mom had when someone stuck a carrot up her ass

  10. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Wilber
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    Grandma?

  11. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    What an actor… What range…
    Who else can bend down like a chicken while maintaining his composure??? Who???

  12. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Jessica
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    They don’t even look like boobs any more. They are legit bags of sand

  13. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
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    Anderson Cooper has had better looking drag queens try to go down on him…

  14. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, Jodie… we can’t stand to look at you either…

  15. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhh if Bruce Wayne was a douche…

  16. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody lays a hand on huggy bear…

  17. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
    Commented on this photo:

    Very much a badass individual…

  18. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    The Joker!

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a shit load of bra padding. I know because I’m on her Christmas card list.

  20. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Hobie!

  21. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Jentilly
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    Not sure what’s worse, the silicon filled duck lips or the silicon filled ass on her chest.

  22. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you ready for some Football?

  23. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Could I BE anymore looking at your breasts?”

  24. Snoop Dogg Red Fur Coat Blue Socks Athletic Sandals
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry sir, but the only high you’ll be experiencing today is altitude.”

  25. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
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    Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.

  26. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you BE any more oblivious as to who I am?”

  27. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Jentilly
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    If they pull her face any tighter it’s going to snap like a rubber band

  28. Ralph Fiennes Balding Full Beard
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi Ralph!”
    “Its pronounced, ‘Rafe’”
    “Haha, good one Ralph.”
    “Rafe!”
    “So, if I asked you for your signature, it would be an autografe?”
    “Uhm, no . . . ”
    “And the guy on Happy Days was Rafe Mafe?”
    “No . . .”
    “Come on Ralph, give me your autografe, erm autograph.”
    “Its Rafe!!!”
    “Sheesh, can I have your autografe, or a paragrafe about your polygrafe sent by telegrafe?”
    “Damn it, I’m an important movie star [runs away sobbing] . . “

  29. Matthew Perry Sleeves Cut Off Plaid Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.

  30. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    This is either from after sex or before coffee.

  31. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
    Get the new Ipana
    With the brand new flavor
    Its dandy for your teeth
    Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
    New Ipana toothpaste
    Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
    Knock out
    Decay Germs Fast, Fast, Faster
    You’re sure alright”

  32. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, that started out as a turkey leg!

  33. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless he is shooting a biopic on Joran VanderSloot, there is no excuse for this douchey outfit.

  34. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Commented on this photo:

    With five layers of clothes, you can hardly smell the Hep.

  35. Lonni Willison Bikini Jeremy Jackson Shirtless Bathing Suit
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Who and who ?

  36. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    Commented on this photo:

    Unlike with Pamela Anderson, despite the five layers of clothes, I can still smell his Hep.

  37. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    You could crop so many areas of this photo in Photoshop and ask people what they were looking at. Most answers would probably include “mutated vegetables”. “organic matter” , “alien hoaxes” or “autopsy pictures”.
    Combine them all, though, and Ta-Daaaa!
    You’d still get the same answers…

  38. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    I imagine sex with her would be like getting stuck in tar.

  39. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture screams “100% VD”

  40. Josh Duhamel Backwards Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    He got a job at the loading docks of Walmart. Good for him!

  41. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    BP
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s the Watermelon for dessert?

  42. Cee Lo Green Eating Pollo Loco
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    such tiny arms.

  43. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Blessed are the under dressed

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Yoga Pants
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, according to my Boobometer, these chesticles are pumping out over 300 BTUs a minute !

  45. Kathy Griffin Derp Face
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look younger and more attractive.

  46. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    sadly, she’s asleep…and that’s just how her face looks.

  47. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Til she actually bares some nipple, or beaver (hand-bra does not count), I could give a flying fuc*. Okay, a donkey show video would suffice …

  48. Scott Disick Thug Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Goose stepping and untied laces…that’s how you break in new boots.

  49. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Sweatpants Scarves
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh god, he has followers now!

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    In the unlikely event of a water landing…

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