Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini tail, as well as what happens when you let your bong pic out your outfit, Matthew Perry sunning those guns, and the Cee Lo Green pic that will vaporize our comment filters.
Today’s Final Five proves that in 2013 history will repeat itself. With extra tucked penis,
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I can smell the desperation from here, or is that just gin and astro glide
No, Fish. Looks like you found this piece of crap just fine.
Hasn’t been funny in the past, not funny now, not going to be funny in the future.
Nice wallpaper
He’s definitely saying something sarcastic here.
Gus Fring has put on a bit of weight.
I’m beginning to detect a pattern in these final five shots . .
Who is this person?
That’s the look that my mom had when someone stuck a carrot up her ass
Grandma?
What an actor… What range…
Who else can bend down like a chicken while maintaining his composure??? Who???
They don’t even look like boobs any more. They are legit bags of sand
Anderson Cooper has had better looking drag queens try to go down on him…
Yeah, Jodie… we can’t stand to look at you either…
Ahhh if Bruce Wayne was a douche…
And an idiot.
Nobody lays a hand on huggy bear…
Very much a badass individual…
The Joker!
That’s a shit load of bra padding. I know because I’m on her Christmas card list.
Based on the Christmas card, this picture is at least 50% padding. But if she’s 50% padding, then why does she always have bra straps showing in strapless dresses?
It’s confusing.
You need a bra to put the stuffing in. Otherwise it just falls down your dress…
Aha- that makes sense. I’m don’t know all of these crazy lady tricks.
Hobie!
Not sure what’s worse, the silicon filled duck lips or the silicon filled ass on her chest.
Are you ready for some Football?
“Could I BE anymore looking at your breasts?”
“I’m sorry sir, but the only high you’ll be experiencing today is altitude.”
Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.
This was intended to be a comment on the Matthew Perry photo, but this picture is not too far off.
“Can you BE any more oblivious as to who I am?”
If they pull her face any tighter it’s going to snap like a rubber band
“Hi Ralph!”
“Its pronounced, ‘Rafe’”
“Haha, good one Ralph.”
“Rafe!”
“So, if I asked you for your signature, it would be an autografe?”
“Uhm, no . . . ”
“And the guy on Happy Days was Rafe Mafe?”
“No . . .”
“Come on Ralph, give me your autografe, erm autograph.”
“Its Rafe!!!”
“Sheesh, can I have your autografe, or a paragrafe about your polygrafe sent by telegrafe?”
“Damn it, I’m an important movie star [runs away sobbing] . . “
Miami? His ensemble leads me to believe he is actually poolside at a Bronx housing project.
This is either from after sex or before coffee.
“Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
Get the new Ipana
With the brand new flavor
Its dandy for your teeth
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
New Ipana toothpaste
Brusha, Brusha, Brusha
Knock out
Decay Germs Fast, Fast, Faster
You’re sure alright”
Sadly, that started out as a turkey leg!
Unless he is shooting a biopic on Joran VanderSloot, there is no excuse for this douchey outfit.
With five layers of clothes, you can hardly smell the Hep.
Who and who ?
He played David Hasselhoffs son on bay watch, his name was Hobie
Unlike with Pamela Anderson, despite the five layers of clothes, I can still smell his Hep.
You could crop so many areas of this photo in Photoshop and ask people what they were looking at. Most answers would probably include “mutated vegetables”. “organic matter” , “alien hoaxes” or “autopsy pictures”.
Combine them all, though, and Ta-Daaaa!
You’d still get the same answers…
I imagine sex with her would be like getting stuck in tar.
This picture screams “100% VD”
He got a job at the loading docks of Walmart. Good for him!
Where’s the Watermelon for dessert?
such tiny arms.
Blessed are the under dressed
Damn, according to my Boobometer, these chesticles are pumping out over 300 BTUs a minute !
I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look younger and more attractive.
sadly, she’s asleep…and that’s just how her face looks.
“Til she actually bares some nipple, or beaver (hand-bra does not count), I could give a flying fuc*. Okay, a donkey show video would suffice …
Goose stepping and untied laces…that’s how you break in new boots.
Oh god, he has followers now!
In the unlikely event of a water landing…