Liam Neeson can have Islam, I’m converting to this religion. Whatever this one is. Melonology.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the soon-to-raped wax statues of RPattz and T-Lau (Do they call him T-Lau? They should call him T-Lau.), HulkBama, the hottest 40-year-old painter of Khloe & Lamar banging pictures I’ve ever seen and, fine, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you win. I’ll marry your breasts.
Also, quick note, been crazy sick the past two days, so sorry if the site’s been a tad off. But even though I legally qualify as a geyser now, I assure you my resolve to make dick jokes has never been stronger.
I shall return,
- The Superficial
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Dan | January 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm
“Also, quick note, been crazy sick the past two days, so sorry if the site’s been a tad off. But even though I legally qualify as a geyser now, I assure you my resolve to make dick jokes has never been stronger.”
It is like Superficial’s own State of the Union.
grobpilot | January 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm
I believe Fish’s State of the Union more than dickless Obama’s
jdjdjd | January 27, 2012 at 12:28 pm
I wonder if he means “geezer.”
Frank Burns | January 26, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Fish = Cytheria?
Brooke | January 26, 2012 at 9:59 pm
I believe this is the Cult Of The Butterface religion.
whim | January 26, 2012 at 11:50 pm
a bikini fits everyone…..
……..believe it or not:
…………..EVEN AMERICANS, folks!!
timmy | January 27, 2012 at 10:41 am
Looks like she just woke up, and I don’t care for the dye job, but those tits are like one of Plato’s transcendental forms. Perfect.