The Crap We Missed – Thurdsay 10.20.11

October 20th, 2011 // 369 Comments

“OCCUPY ROB REINER, BITCHES!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Miranda Kerr topless (Oh, hi, Google.), Kate Gosselin telling her daughters they’ll go to iPhone-building “class” in a shady Philadelphia basement and like it and George Clooney attempting to contemplate marriage until someone ran in with a defibrillator pad. Don’t worry, he’s okay.

Enjoy a different side of Kelly Brook for the Final Five,

- The Superficial

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  1. Taryn Manning Short Shorts
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I always get taryn manning and channing tatum confused, both being bitches and all.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      They should do a movie with Mena Suvari and Mira Sorvino.
      And Keith David and David Keith can be the grandpas.

  2. Chris Rock
    Louwww
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Ashy Larry was a Dave Chappelle character…?

  3. Panty Bear

    So Jason’s a photobomber now?

    First.

  4. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    charlesincharge
    Commented on this photo:

    YUM!

  5. George Clooney
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I think of fucking the same vagina more than 100 times it…well, it just makes me sick!”

  6. Benicio Del Toro
    I stink
    Commented on this photo:

    “oh yeah, just like that, I’m almost there.”

  7. Jimbo

    Meat Head!!!!

  8. Chris Rock
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Do I see booger sugar? Or just a glare?

  9. Serena Williams Cleavage Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    dude just noticed her balls hanging out the back…

  10. Benicio Del Toro
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    ZOMG! Benicio is engaged?! GASP!

  11. Danny Glover Valeria Marini
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    “I appreciate her as a serious actre…. TITTIES!!”

  12. Maksim Chmerkovskiy Val Chmerkovskiy Tony Dovolani DWTS
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Who are, three guys that have never been in my kitchen ?

  13. Kate Gosselin
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanted to say something funny, but why is it the only time her kids don’t look miserable is when Mom isn’t in the picture?

  14. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok $250, but you can’t tell any tabloids. Pull into the alley around back.”

  15. Chris Rock
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Look out Chris, there’s a zombie trying to rip your neck off !
    Oh wait, nevermind.

  16. Danny Glover Valeria Marini
    MuyLoco
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hummm…Those should go in my mouth…”

  17. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    The kids’ faces say it all.

  18. Chris Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    Here comes Rodney Dangerfield’s boat.

  19. Salma Hayek See Through Shirt Bra
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    what a fuckin bitch. she did that shit on purpose.

  20. George Clooney
    Commented on this photo:

    After Jack Burton finally killed Lo Pan, George decided he could no longer go on living.

  21. Thomas Jane
    no rough, no glory!
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank god “Dangerous Methods” are only being played on screen these days huh TJ?

  22. Kourtney Kardashian See Through Shirt Bra
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Now tell me again, why is this one famous? No golden shower with a black dude sex tape release, no discernible talent, no skills with a bowstaff.

    I guess Kim had to take one for the team and get the entire family of skanks on television.

  23. Danny Glover Valeria Marini
    no rough, no glory!
    Commented on this photo:

    GUNSSSS!!!

  24. Serena Williams Cleavage Minidress
    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a transexual hooker. WTF?

  25. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Better

  26. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    BETTER

  27. Rob Reiner
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Archie Bunker contnues to haunt Meathead from beyond the grave.

  28. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh

  29. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    BESTEST !

  30. Kourtney Kardashian See Through Shirt Bra
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not her bra, that’s her psoriasis getting infected.

  31. Salma Hayek See Through Shirt Bra
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    It must be hanging pretty low to get her pussy into a boot.

  32. George Clooney
    Ghost
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  33. Twins….add Danny Devito & they’d be triplets.

  34. Salma Hayek See Through Shirt Bra
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah. That smile says “Suck it, asshole!”

  35. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    Skeerdy Cat
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is the hype here? My ass looks better than that and I’m pregnant for cripes sake.

  36. George Clooney
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit! It’s Mr. Creosote!

  37. Miranda Kerr Topless Rag & Bone
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    and so it begins

  38. Kate Gosselin
    Lynx
    Commented on this photo:

    She hates them because they all look like their father..

  39. Thomas Jane
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wish people would really stop coming up to me and saying ‘shake and bake’! I have no clue what that means.”

  40. Sophie Monk Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming home from Lindsay Lohan’s snortfest…err…going away party…

  41. Danny Glover Valeria Marini
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, a white chick I haven’t banged!”

  42. Kelly Brook Butt Tights
    Lynx
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits are better!!

  43. Rob Reiner
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish every day was Thurdsay

  44. Maksim Chmerkovskiy Val Chmerkovskiy Tony Dovolani DWTS
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Logo says these guys are too gay.

  45. Taryn Manning Short Shorts
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    What is this? Puss in Boots day today?

  46. Salma Hayek See Through Shirt Bra
    no rough, no glory!
    Commented on this photo:

    And the winner is…Yep a 45 year old and still going strong.

  47. Kourtney Kardashian See Through Shirt Bra
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    How much make-up does one have to apply to become orange ? Jesus.

  48. Kate Gosselin
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “But mom, we don’t wanna see Uncle Skarsgard again!”
    “Shut up, and put on your kneepads!”

  49. Miranda Kerr Topless Rag & Bone
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    dude I’m disturbed… Her back looks kinda manly…

  50. Maksim Chmerkovskiy Val Chmerkovskiy Tony Dovolani DWTS
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    This laptop is shit. Three fruits in a row got to be worth something.

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