The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12

September 24th, 2012 // 792 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.

I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Biff
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    What’s with the Satanic hand signal Oliver?

  2. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
    ThisWillHurt
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    Bullet-Tooth Tony did not age well.

  3. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    rican
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    Three invisible cocks, 3.0, rear entry.

  4. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    Love me some Jesse. “It’s SCIENCE, yo!”

  5. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    Fattie

    I kid! I kid!!!

  6. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    Fuck this guy. His character should have been killed off in season 2.

  7. Alexandra Breckenridge Upskirt Panty Flash Emmys
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    Peekaboo!

  8. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    doogleberg
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    I thought Jack Elam was dead.

  9. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the vest works really well here.

    It distracts from the hair replacement surgery and the meth face.

  10. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Oscar
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    Benicio still under the effects of being close to Gaybotron

  11. Richard Gere Arbitrage Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “The gerbil? No, we haven’t spoken in years. There was a . . . *starts crying* I’m sorry, let’s move on.”

  12. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Geez… she’s terrible at acting pregnant too.

    (Still cute though.)

  13. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    Something tells me Oliver has a long hidden drinking problem that’s starting to surface…..

  14. Nicole Eggert Belly Tank Top Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Fuck those stupid jogging strollers as well. Ladies, you lose your right to your morning (or afternoon) run for a few years the moment you shart out that little bastard. Don’t you think sloshing that little fucker’s brains around while you run is causing some permanent damage? Stupid, vain cunts. Fuck you.

  15. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    Matt Lauer
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    For some reason drinking with Travolta always makes my ass hurt.

  16. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    Deacon Jones
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    “Mickey! Mickey, what did you eat?!”

    “My face. They fried the shit right there, hibachi style.”

  17. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    All those “hypothetical” scenarios of big breasted women falling over have finally been proven…

  18. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
    Matt Lauer
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    It’s her perfume launch and she’s wearing a horizontal skunk dress. Perfect.

  19. Aaron Paul Emmys
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    Nope, no meth here. No, sir.

  20. Aaron Paul Emmys
    giu
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  21. Katy Pery Cleavage
    hijkmno
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    do these chunkers not own mirrors? do they think they’re so above it all that it doesn’t matter that they have tree trunks for legs? if they were real artists, i would get it, but they’ve based their entire career on how they look so what changed?

    i don’t know about anybody else, but after seeing this, i’m gonna hit a 2nd boot camp session tonight.

    • Alpha Female

      “if they were real artists, i would get it, but they’ve based their entire career on how they look so what changed?”

      This. a million times.

    • vandinz

      You’re kidding right? There’s nothing wrong with them pins, better than a skinny fucker with legs that look like they’re about to snap. I would rip her fuckin’ back right out.

  22. Katy Pery Cleavage
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    Fish, she’s always been fat.You’ve been blinded by the cleave.

  23. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
    Matt Lauer
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    Do his nails and tooth match? Inquiring minds want to know.

  24. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
    EricLr
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    Guess correctly who’s propping who up in this picture and win a $1 million.

  25. Mickey Rourke Gold Vest
    EricLr
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    When does your face have to get back to the slaughterhouse, Tex?

  26. Bill Clinton
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s recreating the exact moment his relationship with Monica Lewinsky ended.

  27. Aaron Paul Emmys
    hijkmno
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    did you get a chance to check out his beard last night? i think he referred to it as his “fiance.”

  28. Nicole Kidman Emmys
    EricLr
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    I just got a new battery!

  29. Bill Clinton
    ThisWillHurt
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    No porn stars. Bored already.

  30. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    tom
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    Please stop smiling and I’ll give you anything you want :-(

  31. Benico Del Toro John Travolta Oliver Stone San Sebastian Film Festival
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    You can tell Oliver has been around… Travolta’s finger doesn’t even phase him…

  32. Jim Carrey Prosthetic Nose Kick Ass 2 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Bill Paxton is not going to be happy about this.

  33. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Matching Clothes
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    There is no God.

  34. Simon Cowell Carmen Electra Dating
    Deacon Jones
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    I bet that fucker got to bang her too…

  35. Lady Gaga Cleavage See Through Shirt
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    International House of Phonies (and pancakes)

  36. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
    EricLr
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    Never have I seen “Fuck with me, and I’ll rip your still-beating heart right out of your chest” expressed with a single look before.

  37. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Matt Lauer
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    One sort of expected that Linus might grow up weird.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I must say she has really nice eyebrows.

    That’s pretty much all I can say.

  39. Jonah Hill Headphones
    ThisWillHurt
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    Security blanket on loan from Linus.

  40. Jonah Hill Headphones
    Deacon Jones
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    LMAO……man, I needed a good laugh

  41. Rumer Willis Cleavage Pre Emmy Party
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    That chin can take a punch.

  42. Megan Fox Pregnant Belly Yoga Pants
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    Megan Fox with one in the box …

  43. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
    EricLr
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    It’s the sequel we’ve all anxiously not been waiting for.

  44. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    stratacat
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    what the hell is that? an elephant toe?

  45. Ed Harris Gold Tooth HBO Emmy Afterparty
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    Still would not fuck with….

  46. Aaron Taylor-Johnson Penis Outline Costume Kick Ass 2 Set
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    Somewhere Hamm is laughing his ass off.

    • Guest

      This picture actually doesn’t do him justice, honestly. He must be wearing something tight underneath. Also, look at the other pictures from the same set. Also, you must not have seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads. If you had you would know that there’s obviously under that green suit holding him in.

      • Princess

        You are right, this picture doesn’t do justice. He’s actually had a rep of being very blessed in that area (lol). It’s the way the costume is stretched over the very top surface of his ………, it’s making him look much smaller than he really is. Other pics/films I’ve seen in the past show him MUCH more endowed, actually pretty above average size.

  47. Jeremy Davies Leslie Mann Judd Apatow Emmys
    GLT
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    Sweet Jesus! Who told him road kill made an acceptable hair piece?

  48. Bill Clinton
    Deacon Jones
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    He’s probably just thinking about how much he misses Hillary

  49. Rebecca Gayheart No Make Up
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least Nicole Eggert’s problem is correctable.

  50. Aaron Paul Emmys
    your mom
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    Suck it like you love it.

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