Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you $9 for insurance when you rent a tux, Bill Clinton getting too old for this shit, ditto for Barbra Streisand (See what I did there?), and finally, that bodyguard already has Heidi Klum fetching his coffee.
I know your pain well, Heidi *wipes tear,*
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What’s with the Satanic hand signal Oliver?
Bullet-Tooth Tony did not age well.
Three invisible cocks, 3.0, rear entry.
Love me some Jesse. “It’s SCIENCE, yo!”
Yeah, yeah, inertia!
Fattie
I kid! I kid!!!
i don’t get it.
Fuck this guy. His character should have been killed off in season 2.
Peekaboo!
I thought Jack Elam was dead.
Awesome
Based on this evidence, he is.
I was thinking more Peter Lorre.
I think the vest works really well here.
It distracts from the hair replacement surgery and the meth face.
Benicio still under the effects of being close to Gaybotron
“The gerbil? No, we haven’t spoken in years. There was a . . . *starts crying* I’m sorry, let’s move on.”
Geez… she’s terrible at acting pregnant too.
(Still cute though.)
Something tells me Oliver has a long hidden drinking problem that’s starting to surface…..
Fuck those stupid jogging strollers as well. Ladies, you lose your right to your morning (or afternoon) run for a few years the moment you shart out that little bastard. Don’t you think sloshing that little fucker’s brains around while you run is causing some permanent damage? Stupid, vain cunts. Fuck you.
You’re an idiot, and you know nothing about science or raising children. Go pretend to be an expert in some other area.
Get a new user name. Dr. Rockso wouldn’t bitch about strollers he’d talk about doing ccc-c-c-c-cc-cccooooCCAAAAIIINNEEEEE from the groove in those thighs.
Is that how your mommy explained what happened to you?
there are so many things wrong with your comment, but honestly, do you really think this cow is running?
Sounds like *somebody’s* husband recently bought her a jogging stroller …
For some reason drinking with Travolta always makes my ass hurt.
“Mickey! Mickey, what did you eat?!”
“My face. They fried the shit right there, hibachi style.”
ha haha!! Thumbs up doesn’t work.
All those “hypothetical” scenarios of big breasted women falling over have finally been proven…
It’s her perfume launch and she’s wearing a horizontal skunk dress. Perfect.
Nope, no meth here. No, sir.
Really?
do these chunkers not own mirrors? do they think they’re so above it all that it doesn’t matter that they have tree trunks for legs? if they were real artists, i would get it, but they’ve based their entire career on how they look so what changed?
i don’t know about anybody else, but after seeing this, i’m gonna hit a 2nd boot camp session tonight.
“if they were real artists, i would get it, but they’ve based their entire career on how they look so what changed?”
This. a million times.
You’re kidding right? There’s nothing wrong with them pins, better than a skinny fucker with legs that look like they’re about to snap. I would rip her fuckin’ back right out.
lol u dumb ass, how would you ‘break her back’ if she would never give you the time of day in real life??
Fish, she’s always been fat.You’ve been blinded by the cleave.
She’s not fat…she just dresses like she’s skinny.
Do his nails and tooth match? Inquiring minds want to know.
Guess correctly who’s propping who up in this picture and win a $1 million.
When does your face have to get back to the slaughterhouse, Tex?
He’s recreating the exact moment his relationship with Monica Lewinsky ended.
did you get a chance to check out his beard last night? i think he referred to it as his “fiance.”
I just got a new battery!
No porn stars. Bored already.
Please stop smiling and I’ll give you anything you want :-(
You can tell Oliver has been around… Travolta’s finger doesn’t even phase him…
Bill Paxton is not going to be happy about this.
There is no God.
I didn’t need any more proof, but this is it.
I bet that fucker got to bang her too…
International House of Phonies (and pancakes)
Never have I seen “Fuck with me, and I’ll rip your still-beating heart right out of your chest” expressed with a single look before.
One sort of expected that Linus might grow up weird.
I must say she has really nice eyebrows.
That’s pretty much all I can say.
Nice … skin? I mean where it isn’t tatted.
Security blanket on loan from Linus.
LMAO……man, I needed a good laugh
That chin can take a punch.
Oddly enough, it could probably throw a punch as well.
judging by the looks of it, it has taken quite a few.
Megan Fox with one in the box …
It’s the sequel we’ve all anxiously not been waiting for.
Have you seen the movie? it was surprisingly good.
I saw it. It sucked.
A movie that was surprisingly full of action, good plot, hint of drama, redeeming ending and quite inspiring sucks for you? That makes you…and well, you.
It was awesome
what the hell is that? an elephant toe?
Still would not fuck with….
Somewhere Hamm is laughing his ass off.
This picture actually doesn’t do him justice, honestly. He must be wearing something tight underneath. Also, look at the other pictures from the same set. Also, you must not have seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads. If you had you would know that there’s obviously under that green suit holding him in.
You are right, this picture doesn’t do justice. He’s actually had a rep of being very blessed in that area (lol). It’s the way the costume is stretched over the very top surface of his ………, it’s making him look much smaller than he really is. Other pics/films I’ve seen in the past show him MUCH more endowed, actually pretty above average size.
Sweet Jesus! Who told him road kill made an acceptable hair piece?
He’s probably just thinking about how much he misses Hillary
At least Nicole Eggert’s problem is correctable.
Suck it like you love it.