The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11

September 19th, 2011 // 638 Comments

Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have trust issues which, speaking of, welcome to the exact moment all three of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pre-selected engagement rings fell down a sewer grate. She hasn’t eaten in twenty minutes.

Someone got a sneak peak of the Justin Timberlake wiener photos,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
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    He throws like a girl…with cancer.

  2. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    SSHGuru
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    There is no way he can be as funny this skinny…

  3. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
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    Jack the Ripper would jizz his pants over this one

  4. Taylor Lautner
    Perplexity
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    Similarity between Tyler and a jackass? It’s all about the “Bray”

  5. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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    i’d suck this dudes dick…

  6. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
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    “Yeah bitches! 8-for-8 in gonorrhea treatments! Who’s down to fuck?”

  7. Michael Pitt Middle Finger
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    He doesn’t really think “hand gestures” would stop the paps, does he?

  8. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    Satan's bitch
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    Going in for the goose…!

  9. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Perplexity
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    JenLovHew aged so quickly. Here we see her shopping for new dentures.

  10. Jay Leno Malibu Triathalon Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles Donation
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    “So I swear, Danny De Vito came up to like here on me!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Butt
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    You stupid fat whorebag slutass cockgobbling famewhore bitch.

  12. Rihanna Cleavage
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    i would eat her turds like a dog eats his own shit…

  13. Taylor Lautner
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    Is that my paycheck??

  14. Jeremy Renner
    Perplexity
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    Oooh. Cute valet! More like Val – laid!

  15. Julie Bowen Cleavage Emmy
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    …and to the kid that tried to skateboard on my chest out on the red carpet, NOT cool!

  16. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    S
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    This must be a hairspray ad. Her face is being hit by a wind machine.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    SSHGuru
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    Doesn’t matter how many rings, no one would marry that face.

  18. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
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    “Why does this guy want to strip search me?”

  19. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    Perplexity
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    George sees a photo of what overuse does to a cock by the age of 55.

  20. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Cock Dr
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    OMG – what’s wrong with that poor man?

  21. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    S
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    Can’t afford a sports bra?

  22. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
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    sometimes farts are louder than you think they’ll be.

  23. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    Joo say your camerah fell between my boobs? Joo so silleee

  24. Taylor Lautner
    Cock Dr
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    Proving that a guy can have a Hollywood career based on abs & eyelashes.

  25. Hugh Grant
    Buddy the Elf
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    So apparently there are OTHER types of Democrats that arent liberals?
    Or is this an excerpt from the Dept of Redundancy Dept.?

  26. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    S
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    The girl next to her can finally wear all black without appearing too pale. She’ll follow the vampire around forever.

  27. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    S
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    Hipster fail

  28. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
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    I hear Ethan Hawke and his lady decided to name their daughter Indiana after ruling out their first choice, Cow Patty.

  29. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
    Cock of the..
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    :( dang, suddenly he is sexy.

  30. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    Buddy the Elf
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    Ya know what makes the outfit?
    The Nintendo Power Glove he’s rocking on the left arm.

    Pure Gold.

  31. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas
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    a typical reaction when hearing Lindsay Lohan wants to go out with you.

  32. Hugh Grant
    Perplexity
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    Hugh has a mild seizure whilst thinking if watching transsexual porn is either lesbian or gay porn and if it really makes a difference.

  33. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
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    The Dice man cometh…for your trash, it’s Monday afternoon. WHOA!!

  34. Brad Garrett
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    “What does incontinent mean?”

  35. Kanye West Crotch Grab
    TomFrank
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    England. Where they drive on the left side of the street and every picture like this always features a white guy saying it all with his eyes.

  36. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Look at these eyes. Would a dog have eyes like these? Huh? Huh? Raarff.

  37. Rosario Dawson Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    Favorite TSA patdown. Ever.

  38. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Buddy the Elf
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    I would wager money that my ass isn’t even this white.

  39. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    Perplexity
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    T.J. Getmeahooker – ohhh!

  40. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    Perplexity
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    The lost member of the Village People resurfaces for a tribute tour.

  41. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
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    It’s good to see that someone can shoot a person in the face and leave them paralyzed, and still end up a total bag of frosted fail.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    Buddy the Elf
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    Those have to be the gayest shoes I’ve seen on a dude in some time.
    And by gay, I dont mean happy.

  43. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Venom
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    You have to love this asshole.
    He is fat as a whale and then all of a sudden is super skinny, but thinks we are fucking stupid enough to believe he lost it by working out and dieting and not by lipo and a gastric bypass.

  44. Rihanna Cleavage
    ElleW
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    As if I needed another reason to love this woman.

  45. Michael Pitt Middle Finger
    Buddy the Elf
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    Hipster ALL BLACK attire with black tie and fashionably fucked up shoes.
    And add the rebellious bird flippage.

    Fail.

  46. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    Venom
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    Yep, the ass is still good.

  47. Ron Artest DWTS
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    One really has to wonder whether that gate is meant to keep him out or keep him in.

  48. Ryan Reynolds Jeff Bridges RIPD
    TomFrank
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    Ryan Reynolds? R.I.P., “R.I.P.D.”

  49. Taylor Lautner
    Venom
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    “Fucking go away already you paps, I have a date with Ryan Seacrest in an hour”

  50. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    Perplexity
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    I will go 10 rounds with ANYONE who doesn’t stare at my nipples!

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