The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11

September 19th, 2011 // 638 Comments

Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have trust issues which, speaking of, welcome to the exact moment all three of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pre-selected engagement rings fell down a sewer grate. She hasn’t eaten in twenty minutes.

Someone got a sneak peak of the Justin Timberlake wiener photos,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Taylor Lautner
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ehhhhggghhehghhhhh!’

  2. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Eliza Do-a-lot

    • eatme

      …why do these english singing whores all fucking sound sound the same?
      “Eliza Doolittle”?
      Yeah, she’s like amy winehouse meets lilly allen meets Marina Diamandis meets Adele meets Duffy meets Ellie Goulding meets…
      In other words, give us your money 13 year old girls and middle aged women because we followed the recipe just right.

      • Yeap, because American singing whores all sound tremendously different and original.
        Besides, who the hell is talking about music here, the point of this picture is those insane gams.

      • tlmck

        As long as she looks like that, she could sound like nails on a chalk board for all I care.

  3. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, I’m warmed up. You can start the game.”

  4. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Gay?

  5. Taylor Lautner
    Cock of the..
    Commented on this photo:

    AWW, he is showing off his puberty.

  6. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Caps.

  7. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    ALL CAPS.

  8. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, you DO look like you’re worth $75. Take a check?

  9. Kanye West Crotch Grab
    huh...
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks like a bobblehead.

  10. Jay Leno Malibu Triathalon Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles Donation
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    A tool who works on classic cars.

  11. James Woods
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ghehhehhgehhh.”

  12. Taylor Lautner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nope, no way. I only blow FAMOUS men.”

  13. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    “They may call that an Eliza Dolittle in London, but in these here parts we calls that a whore!”

  14. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m about to make it rain in Spain on her plain.

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    youbetcha
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s finally figuring out how to get her man!

  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s no husband here! Or cheesecake! You guys suck.”

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Nooo!!! She’s on the Sarah Jessica Parker diet!!!

  18. Jeremy Renner
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    “oooooooooh spank my ass again!”

  19. Jeremy Renner
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone has been naughty . . .

  20. Hugh Grant
    Cock of the..
    Commented on this photo:

    Another mug shot?

    • Lolli-Pop

      and another $5 hooker under the table sucking his English cane. This picture is mere seconds before the happy ending.

  21. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    “If anyone asks if you saw a little girl standing on the corner, you didn’t see her…”

  22. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Commented on this photo:

    It all makes sense now. He lost weight because apparently the gay club is selective… This is just a not-so-subtle message of what kind of member he wants to be…

  23. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    “why the face George?”
    “someone just said the c-word. commitment”

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Butt
    Casey
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does her ass look like a cube?

  25. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t tell her I’m not going to marry her.”

  26. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    That ladies and gentlemen, is the look of “what in the name of maple fuck have I gotten myself into”

  27. Jeremy Renner
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess hanging out with Tom Cruise was bound to rub off…

  28. Hugh Grant
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    Hugh Grant at the 2011 Liberal Democrats Autumn Conference in Birmingham, England (whilst drooling over the thought of another transexual American coloured prostitute)

  29. Sofia Vergara Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Usually when I see someone derp it makes my penis sad. In this case, my penis is still happy to see Vergara . . .

  30. Hugh Grant
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit. He’s turning into Wings McCartney.

  31. Taryn Manning
    Casey
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d cry too if that was my sexy face.

  32. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    Cock of the..
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    She is renting the hair by the day, Kim’s is leased.

  33. Jeremy Renner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ewwww…are farts supposed to be runny?”

  34. Rosario Dawson Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Flip top mouth? Check.

    Nice rack? Check.

    OK, I’m good.

  35. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Dress
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    After last week, I can recognize her ass in a thumbnail now.

  36. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, the mall cop exam keeps getting less and less strict every year…

  37. Jonah Hill Baseball Pitch
    Mooty
    Commented on this photo:

    that catcher is gonna get hit with a 90 MPH load of underarm skin.

  38. Jeremy Renner
    Warren Piece
    Commented on this photo:

    “You mean this flap here on the back of my jeans? I had that sewn in so I can feel these leather seats… made from fine Corinthian man crotch.”

  39. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    *no caption needed*

  40. Amy Fisher See Through Shirt Nipples
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those bullets in your shirt, or are you glad to see me?

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Butt
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, save it…gotta take my ass for a walk…”

  42. Andrew Dice Clay Cop Uniform
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    You know how they say the Internet makes it hard to detect sarcasm? Let’s see: what a cool guy.

  43. Shia LaBeouf Sad Backpack Striped Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Shia, stop hanging out with Keanu… Seriously bro, I know Megan was hot and all but I am sure Bay can find you something else.

    P.S. shave that raccoon you call hair.

  44. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez
    Commented on this photo:

    “Justin… They found the strap-on! What do I do????”

  45. Rihanna Cleavage
    Casey
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s almost sad to see someone trying so hard to look sexy when that’s all she has going for her…but then I remember that she makes millions being so pathetic, so fuck her.

  46. Kristen Stewart Minidress
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh. She looks like fame just raped her.

  47. George Clooney Mercedez Benz
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry, girl, but you’re gonna need to shower and brush your teeth before I touch anything other than your hand.”

  48. Ron Artest DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    OK FINE! I’ll say it! Why s he crying? Shouldn’t he be used to that view by now?

  49. Ethan Hawke Baby Sling Stroller
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Indiana? You fucking people. Apple, Louisiana, Indiana. Time to exchange paps for snipers.

  50. Jeremy Renner
    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a washed up Zuckerberg.

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