Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have trust issues which, speaking of, welcome to the exact moment all three of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s pre-selected engagement rings fell down a sewer grate. She hasn’t eaten in twenty minutes.
Someone got a sneak peak of the Justin Timberlake wiener photos,
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“Ehhhhggghhehghhhhh!’
…shark boy must die
Eliza Do-a-lot
…why do these english singing whores all fucking sound sound the same?
“Eliza Doolittle”?
Yeah, she’s like amy winehouse meets lilly allen meets Marina Diamandis meets Adele meets Duffy meets Ellie Goulding meets…
In other words, give us your money 13 year old girls and middle aged women because we followed the recipe just right.
Yeap, because American singing whores all sound tremendously different and original.
Besides, who the hell is talking about music here, the point of this picture is those insane gams.
As long as she looks like that, she could sound like nails on a chalk board for all I care.
“OK, I’m warmed up. You can start the game.”
Gay?
AWW, he is showing off his puberty.
Caps.
ALL CAPS.
Fucking brilliant!
Yes, you DO look like you’re worth $75. Take a check?
he looks like a bobblehead.
A tool who works on classic cars.
“Ghehhehhgehhh.”
“Nope, no way. I only blow FAMOUS men.”
“They may call that an Eliza Dolittle in London, but in these here parts we calls that a whore!”
I’m about to make it rain in Spain on her plain.
I heard she swallows marbles for fun.
She’s finally figuring out how to get her man!
…she’s like a thing of pure evil that sucks the souls of man into a vortex of sin and degradation
Skin. Skin and degradation.
Succubus? Doesn’t that require a level of irresistibility and seduction skills?
Youbetcha…..total winner & a side of black microphone too.
“There’s no husband here! Or cheesecake! You guys suck.”
Oh Nooo!!! She’s on the Sarah Jessica Parker diet!!!
Which can only lead to premature aging & lots of horsing around!!
“oooooooooh spank my ass again!”
Someone has been naughty . . .
Another mug shot?
and another $5 hooker under the table sucking his English cane. This picture is mere seconds before the happy ending.
“If anyone asks if you saw a little girl standing on the corner, you didn’t see her…”
It all makes sense now. He lost weight because apparently the gay club is selective… This is just a not-so-subtle message of what kind of member he wants to be…
“why the face George?”
“someone just said the c-word. commitment”
Why does her ass look like a cube?
“Don’t tell her I’m not going to marry her.”
That ladies and gentlemen, is the look of “what in the name of maple fuck have I gotten myself into”
Well, I guess hanging out with Tom Cruise was bound to rub off…
Hugh Grant at the 2011 Liberal Democrats Autumn Conference in Birmingham, England (whilst drooling over the thought of another transexual American coloured prostitute)
FYI, we don’t use the word “colored” on this side of the pond anymore.
Right. Now it’s “people of color,” which is in no way the same thing because Mexicans count too.
Wow. Usually when I see someone derp it makes my penis sad. In this case, my penis is still happy to see Vergara . . .
Oh shit. He’s turning into Wings McCartney.
I’d cry too if that was my sexy face.
She is renting the hair by the day, Kim’s is leased.
“Ewwww…are farts supposed to be runny?”
Flip top mouth? Check.
Nice rack? Check.
OK, I’m good.
After last week, I can recognize her ass in a thumbnail now.
Man, the mall cop exam keeps getting less and less strict every year…
Apparently the Boca Raton Galleria will hire anybody.
that catcher is gonna get hit with a 90 MPH load of underarm skin.
“You mean this flap here on the back of my jeans? I had that sewn in so I can feel these leather seats… made from fine Corinthian man crotch.”
*no caption needed*
Are those bullets in your shirt, or are you glad to see me?
Looks like Mary Jo Buttafuoco isn’t the only one with a bullet in her.
“Yeah, save it…gotta take my ass for a walk…”
You know how they say the Internet makes it hard to detect sarcasm? Let’s see: what a cool guy.
Shia, stop hanging out with Keanu… Seriously bro, I know Megan was hot and all but I am sure Bay can find you something else.
P.S. shave that raccoon you call hair.
“Justin… They found the strap-on! What do I do????”
“Pretend it’s yours”
lol
FTW!
It’s almost sad to see someone trying so hard to look sexy when that’s all she has going for her…but then I remember that she makes millions being so pathetic, so fuck her.
Ugh. She looks like fame just raped her.
“I’m sorry, girl, but you’re gonna need to shower and brush your teeth before I touch anything other than your hand.”
OK FINE! I’ll say it! Why s he crying? Shouldn’t he be used to that view by now?
Indiana? You fucking people. Apple, Louisiana, Indiana. Time to exchange paps for snipers.
It’s simple. People one degree removed from Kevin Bacon shouldn’t be allowed to marry. They’re like celebrity first cousins.
I just hope they didn’t name Indiana after the dog.
He looks like a washed up Zuckerberg.