The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12

September 10th, 2012 // 821 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.

Hell yes, today’s Final Five is also today’s Bonus Gallery, and if you’ve got a problem with that, let me point you to a post more to your liking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    WHERE?!?!?!? Where are the wires holding her up?!?!?!? I must learn this sorcery!

  2. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    This must be his punishment for masturbating to the John Ham penis photo….

  3. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    Serena’s looking… blonder?

  4. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    dontkillthemessenger
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    T Minus 5 until A-Rod arrives…

  5. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    somebody slap that stupid look off that kids face for fucks sake!

  6. Halle Berry Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt TIFF Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Gwyneth Paltrow has really captured the Halle Berry look.

  7. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Looks like he got the TSA’s “special” treatment….

  8. Halle Berry Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt TIFF Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Arizona Ken
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    Taking her cue from her friend Jay Z, Gwyneth changed race. Unfortunately, she took the more difficult path.

  9. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Nice gym clothes circa 1972. I bet Natalie Wood, would like to be able to exercise and just plain old fashioned be alive.

  10. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fortunately for us, Colin is wearing underwear. You can tell because he’s pissing in them right now.

  11. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    I see douchery knows no color…

  12. Penn Badgley Zoe Kravitz Drugged Out TIFF
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s rare that Penn Badgley’s “if Kenny G was a woman” hairstyle is the better one in a picture.

  13. Elizabeth Berkley Cleavage
    Smapdi
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    That guy behind her is still honked off at the plot lines in Showgirls.

  14. Elizabeth Berkley Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Cliff Claven does not approve.

  15. Penn Badgley Zoe Kravitz Drugged Out TIFF
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    John Mayer got a perm and Natalie Portman is now black? What sorcery is this???????

  16. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
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    Linda Hamilton never looked that jacked…

  17. Vince Vaughn Notre Dame Game
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    “Look kid, I just want to buy all the pretzels in your stand, ok? Why is that a problem?”

  18. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    dontkillthemessenger
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    My Mom always said that the couple who’s repulsed by each other’s breasts stays together.

  19. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
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    She really seems to be having trouble with the wheelchair she bought for Russell….

  20. Emilio Estevez Fat
    Patch
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    That has to suck being fat… and the first picture of you in years is FOOD SHOPPING!

  21. Lil Kim Cleavage Awul Facial Plastic Surgery
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    You’re move, Snookie.

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Love her boobs.

  23. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    HAIRY. MAN. ARM

  24. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
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    Who pitches and catches?

  25. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
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    A fat guy with a bag of food walks in front of a homeless dude? How is he not dead?

  26. Kelly Osbourne Legs Short Shorts Boyfriend Matthew Mosshart Skinny Jeans Long Hair
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Must. Control. Urge. To. Kick. My. Own. Computer. Screen.

  27. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Mickey01232000
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    Yes and he is all seven of them.

  28. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    richie
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    f-ing ridiculously hot!

  29. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
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    There are two Biebers in this world?

  30. Denise Richards Brooke Mueller
    Patch
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    Yes, Daddy sticks his right between the pornstars’ fake ones’ just like that and…

  31. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
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    Underage and incest??? Only legal in Canada???

  32. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt TIFF Thanks For Sharing Premiere
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    “No no, dear. Your OTHER good side! Keep turning away!”

  33. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    The blonde hanging over the rail is freaking me out.

  34. Colin Farrell TIFF Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    He’s gonna knife Hamm’s wang with that Sharpie

  35. Halle Berry Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt TIFF Cloud Atlas Premiere
    Patch
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    Not Gwyneth but she IS friends with Beyonce, if you haven’t heard.

  36. Meg Ryan Sinewy Muscles Veins
    Mickey01232000
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    Holy cow Harry never met this Sally, WTF.

  37. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    Carey 1… Simpson Nil

  38. Mariah Carey Cleavage 12th Annual BMI Urban Awards
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    I put this one in the same category as Kim Kardashian.

  39. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Ahhhh I thought i heard somewhere that Simon Cowell had a breakdown

  40. Geri Halliwell Upskirt Panty Flash
    Mickey01232000
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    If she bent over any further we would be abe to see her tonsils.

  41. Denise Richards Brooke Mueller
    richie
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    I love Denise’s face and body language here – “How much longer do I have to be with this twit?”

  42. Elizabeth Berkley Cleavage
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    Wow, she even LOOKS like she has a fat person’s laugh…

  43. John Travolta Man Boobs Fedora Kelly Preston
    Frank Buns
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    J: “You know what they call a massage parlor in France?
    K: “No. Dammit, John . . ”
    J: “They call it a salon de massage.”

  44. Beyonce Jetski
    Peterman
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    Kenny Powers.

  45. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants Above Waist Belly Button
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    Walken’s pantaloons are riding rather high.

  46. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    I think the audience are cheering over their shoulder

  47. Selena Gomez Jaxon Bieber TIFF Hotel Transylvania Photocall
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    FINALLY, a Bieber that will grab a boob when the opportunity presents itself!

  48. Jonah Hill Chipotle Bag
    Mickey01232000
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    Look you managed to get two homeless guys in one photo.

  49. Beyonce Jetski
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    I wish she would take Kim Kardashian out and drown her ass.

  50. Jada Pinkett Smith Will Smith Willow Smith Jaden Smith TIFF
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    It’s black Bieber!

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