Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently borrowed Madonna‘s arms for this shopping trip, The Smith Family Portrait that will make you want to kick your monitor into the sun, just say no to whatever the fuck these two are on, and finally, Jonah Hill holding a bag of food in public. Bad move, son. The Internet’s always watching. Always.
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WHERE?!?!?!? Where are the wires holding her up?!?!?!? I must learn this sorcery!
This must be his punishment for masturbating to the John Ham penis photo….
Serena’s looking… blonder?
T Minus 5 until A-Rod arrives…
somebody slap that stupid look off that kids face for fucks sake!
You know. That’s how it is in the hood. Dude’s always gotta be frontin’.
Say whaaaaaaaa…?
Gwyneth Paltrow has really captured the Halle Berry look.
Looks like he got the TSA’s “special” treatment….
Taking her cue from her friend Jay Z, Gwyneth changed race. Unfortunately, she took the more difficult path.
Nice gym clothes circa 1972. I bet Natalie Wood, would like to be able to exercise and just plain old fashioned be alive.
He’s wearing this in rememberence of the submerging.
Fortunately for us, Colin is wearing underwear. You can tell because he’s pissing in them right now.
I see douchery knows no color…
It’s rare that Penn Badgley’s “if Kenny G was a woman” hairstyle is the better one in a picture.
That guy behind her is still honked off at the plot lines in Showgirls.
“Grrr… I paid $15 to see that movie, goddammit.”
Cliff Claven does not approve.
John Mayer got a perm and Natalie Portman is now black? What sorcery is this???????
Thread ends here.
DEAD. OMG.
I am literally giving you a standing ovation right now. Maybe comment of the year?
Thank you, sir.
Well done, sir.
More like Lyle Lovett
Linda Hamilton never looked that jacked…
I was thinking the same thing!
“Look kid, I just want to buy all the pretzels in your stand, ok? Why is that a problem?”
My Mom always said that the couple who’s repulsed by each other’s breasts stays together.
She really seems to be having trouble with the wheelchair she bought for Russell….
That has to suck being fat… and the first picture of you in years is FOOD SHOPPING!
Evidently being a coke vacuum like his brother has it’s upside.
You’re move, Snookie.
Love her boobs.
Haters.
No, no…Hooters!
HAIRY. MAN. ARM
Big. Fat. Cheetos. Eating. Hater.
Sorry, sorry, I meant to thumb you up! :/
Who pitches and catches?
A fat guy with a bag of food walks in front of a homeless dude? How is he not dead?
Because the homeless guy thinks it’s a lesbian.
Probably because it looks like homeless guy just put down 5 rolled tacos with guacamole and washed it down with an orange Fanta.
Must. Control. Urge. To. Kick. My. Own. Computer. Screen.
Yes and he is all seven of them.
f-ing ridiculously hot!
There are two Biebers in this world?
Two too many…
Yes, Daddy sticks his right between the pornstars’ fake ones’ just like that and…
Underage and incest??? Only legal in Canada???
“No no, dear. Your OTHER good side! Keep turning away!”
The blonde hanging over the rail is freaking me out.
She found you, and she is so happy.
I don’t know why but this whole exchange made me LOL in my lowly cubicle
He’s gonna knife Hamm’s wang with that Sharpie
Not Gwyneth but she IS friends with Beyonce, if you haven’t heard.
Holy cow Harry never met this Sally, WTF.
If you saw the movie, she WAS Harry (hairy).
How about When Sally Beat Harry?
Sally is looking more like Harry these days.
When Sally had a Jon Hamm Penis Silhouette
Now I’m imagining the orgasm scene as something from the Exorcist.
All that macrobiotic dieting and exercise has done for Meg Ryan is to look like Dennis Quaid from the neck down.
Carey 1… Simpson Nil
I put this one in the same category as Kim Kardashian.
Moooo
Ahhhh I thought i heard somewhere that Simon Cowell had a breakdown
If she bent over any further we would be abe to see her tonsils.
I love Denise’s face and body language here – “How much longer do I have to be with this twit?”
Wow, she even LOOKS like she has a fat person’s laugh…
J: “You know what they call a massage parlor in France?
K: “No. Dammit, John . . ”
J: “They call it a salon de massage.”
Absolutely awesome.
Kenny Powers.
Panty Dropper.
Walken’s pantaloons are riding rather high.
I think the audience are cheering over their shoulder
FINALLY, a Bieber that will grab a boob when the opportunity presents itself!
That’s what she said!
Look you managed to get two homeless guys in one photo.
I wish she would take Kim Kardashian out and drown her ass.
It’s black Bieber!
bam-a-lam