The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.16
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you after my long weekend, but don’t worry, I went back and scooped up some shit from late last week that you absolutely need to see. Shit like Mickey Rourke so hammered he’s almost falling out of his wig, Lindsey Vonn’s butthole, and Vince Vaughn realizing with horror that the teleprompter just says “Throw to Mel for improv segment.” There’s no way I’d be selfish enough to let you miss that stuff plus it makes my day so much easier tomorrow, because I already shoved a bunch of shit from today over there. ♥ U!
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