Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.
See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,
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She enrolled in Creative Cropping 101, I see.
Go with your strengths I always say…
Should’ve cropped her butterface out, though.
and the nasty belly button and tube top that looks like a 7 year old pageant girl would wear.
Define “nasty”, please?
Yeah, I may not care for Hewitt’s ‘artistic vision’ or fashion sense but… I don’t see anything wrong with her belly button.
i’m with lily…too much shadow and/or fake tan in the belly button. it looks like an anus. there, i said it.
I bet she farts at frequencies that are lower than the human ear can detect.
She REALLY wants that restaurant to open
Awesome!
XD
Damn you made me spill my coffee!!!!!!! lmao!
He turned into Adam Sandler!
THANK YOU! I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of in this picture. That’s exactly it.
Sugar lumps
He better be careful, or someone is really going to take his lunch money.
In a desperate attempt to remain relavant Ms Duff plays the lesbian card
The closest thing to the Adams family?
Generic Microphone Cock Joke Here.
He’s even fondling the balls as well.
too easy
Channeling Kim K
This is what Casper Smart is REALLY thinking about…
Kids who no longer fit in The Hall
Or the building. Jesus H. Christ.
For Pete’s sake, show them already.
A Fergie – LaToya Jackson Mash-up
Is that a hairy navel or just really dirty? (sexy as hell either way)
What if it’s crusty spoof? :D
Twin butts! With Kelly Brook’s they would have been triplets!!
Greasy.
Doesn’t look like there’s much there to Love.
GILF
GROSS
Kanye thinks he bagged the Aventador of asses. When you see this, you understand he only got an overloaded dualie pickup truck.
Too much information…
Looks like they showed up a bit early to the Gay Pride Parade.
I like big ass women, but she’s into lard ass territory. (mooo!)
I know what you are saying, women with large hips, like Jessica Biel, J Love Hewitt, Alexis Bledel…
Not bovines…
Her Butt jumped the shark into ‘Sloppy’ territory
I consider this full on dumpy territory.
She only eats ice cream when there’s an ambulance nearby to pump her stomach shortly thereafter.
If you can see your ass without using a mirror or moving your head you MIGHT have a fat ass.
Or to quote Mos Def’s Ms. Fat Booty, the “ass so fat you can see it from the front” syndrome
Remake of Rain Man
perfect
I love big ass women, and this is why. Bet that feels like sliding into an expensive over-stuffed sofa.
With an ass that large you’d think she’d have epic camel toe.
Is that a Charlie Manson smiley face? I gotta get me one of those.
Manson has a swastika carved in his forehead, that’s a St Peter’s cross, one of Christianities oldest symbols.
Wonder how often Christ got falling down drunk?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
where are dem tits?
Her breasts are real and she’s lying on her back, which tends to make them look a little smaller. She’s also wearing a tube bikini top; sometimes that can make breasts look a bit smaller then they really are too.
I love how someone thumbed you down for being right.
Heh – yeah, I noticed that. I guess some people just don’t like facts.
Probably some stupid jealous girl thinking you’re a stupid jealous girl. So I gave you a thumbs up because you’re right.
I think “where are dem tits?” means whip them out already. But thanks all the same for the PSA.
Ah, I see. Thanks for explaining that.
Not that. Your comment is just boring
Moo
low and behold…. emphasis on low
When I said your balls taste like shit I wasn’t being critical, I was just saying maybe you should wash your balls, dude.
Does she need a limo and concierge for each cheek?
On a Lea Michelle scale of 1 – 10 (10 being her GQ photos) I’d give her a strong 6 here.
I think I’d bump that up to a near 8. This is pretty damn hot.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
…..and gets hit by a taxi.
Kardashipuss lite
Step on some glass, hippie.
What a midge
I thought that was that situation douche for a sec. then I realised this one could beat me up.
dude, so did I. I never noticed before that they could be brothers.
kinda sad when Vin Diesel is the “smart one” though.
For legal reasons, Lets hope that theatre is not within 500 yards of any elementary school.
Agreed sparkymcgee! This might be the best photo she’s ever taken…
Someone…needs a plastic surgery intervention..
I suspect plastic surgery is to blame for all this.
Kristin Chenoweth sans makeup.
Gross
Please let that be the chihuahua’s tongue.
flip-flops and bikes. I learned that lesson when I was like 6.
plus 1 more like. it won’t let me like.
Kanye wore them better
just think about…she sits on Kayne West’s fugly chipmunk face with that fat, ugly, wrinkley, cellulite infested, smelly ass. i don’t know how this cow and her disgusting family ever became famous? the world is really fucked up for this bitch to be rich and famous.
That’s no moon…
Using my newly installd scratch and sniff app. on this picture, I detect either fried chicken or placenta. If it’s chicken I’ll take crispy. If it’s placenta, make it regular. Oh, and a medium root beer.
Yeah, maybe you think it sounds gross, but haven’t you ever heard of Reese’s Pieces?