The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.6.12

August 6th, 2012 // 737 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.

See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
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    She enrolled in Creative Cropping 101, I see.

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    I bet she farts at frequencies that are lower than the human ear can detect.

  3. Pierce Brosnan Wife Keely Shaye Smith
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    She REALLY wants that restaurant to open

  4. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
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    He turned into Adam Sandler!

  5. Vanessa Simmons Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
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    Sugar lumps

  6. Ryan Gosling Tight V Neck
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    He better be careful, or someone is really going to take his lunch money.

  7. Haylie Duff Lesbian Friend
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    In a desperate attempt to remain relavant Ms Duff plays the lesbian card

  8. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Stella Banderas Daryl Hannah Star Lite Gala
    cookie dough
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    The closest thing to the Adams family?

  9. Marc Anthony
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    Generic Microphone Cock Joke Here.

  10. Marc Anthony
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    This is what Casper Smart is REALLY thinking about…

  11. Dave Foley ParaNorman Premiere
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    Kids who no longer fit in The Hall

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
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    For Pete’s sake, show them already.

  13. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Sunglasses Straw Hat
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    A Fergie – LaToya Jackson Mash-up

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    Matt Lauer
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    Is that a hairy navel or just really dirty? (sexy as hell either way)

  15. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    cookie dough
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    Twin butts! With Kelly Brook’s they would have been triplets!!

  16. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    Greasy.

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
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    Doesn’t look like there’s much there to Love.

  18. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
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    GILF

  19. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
    Snack pack
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    Kanye thinks he bagged the Aventador of asses. When you see this, you understand he only got an overloaded dualie pickup truck.

  20. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
    cookie dough
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    Too much information…

  21. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    Looks like they showed up a bit early to the Gay Pride Parade.

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    I like big ass women, but she’s into lard ass territory. (mooo!)

    • Kojak

      I know what you are saying, women with large hips, like Jessica Biel, J Love Hewitt, Alexis Bledel…
      Not bovines…

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    Her Butt jumped the shark into ‘Sloppy’ territory

  24. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    Tati
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    She only eats ice cream when there’s an ambulance nearby to pump her stomach shortly thereafter.

  25. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    Matt Lauer
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    If you can see your ass without using a mirror or moving your head you MIGHT have a fat ass.

  26. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    Remake of Rain Man

  27. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    I love big ass women, and this is why. Bet that feels like sliding into an expensive over-stuffed sofa.

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    With an ass that large you’d think she’d have epic camel toe.

  29. Ashley Benson Falling Down Drunk
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    Is that a Charlie Manson smiley face? I gotta get me one of those.

  30. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    unknown guy
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    where are dem tits?

  32. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    Bigalkie
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    Moo

  33. Elisabetta Gregoraci Six Pack Abs Bikini
    Tati
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    low and behold…. emphasis on low

  34. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
    Sven Golly
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    When I said your balls taste like shit I wasn’t being critical, I was just saying maybe you should wash your balls, dude.

  35. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    Does she need a limo and concierge for each cheek?

  36. Lea Michele Cleavage Legs
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    On a Lea Michelle scale of 1 – 10 (10 being her GQ photos) I’d give her a strong 6 here.

  37. James McAvoy Hit By Cab The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby Set
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    Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
    …..and gets hit by a taxi.

  38. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    Kardashipuss lite

  39. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
    CK
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    Step on some glass, hippie.

  40. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
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    What a midge

  41. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    CK
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    I thought that was that situation douche for a sec. then I realised this one could beat me up.

  42. Dave Foley ParaNorman Premiere
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    For legal reasons, Lets hope that theatre is not within 500 yards of any elementary school.

  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    alex
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    Agreed sparkymcgee! This might be the best photo she’s ever taken…

  44. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
    Bigalkie
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    Someone…needs a plastic surgery intervention..

  45. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
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    Kristin Chenoweth sans makeup.

  46. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
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    Gross

  47. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
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    Please let that be the chihuahua’s tongue.

  48. Woody Harrelson Riding Bike Wearing Sandals
    CK
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    flip-flops and bikes. I learned that lesson when I was like 6.

  49. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    Kanye wore them better

    • karlito

      just think about…she sits on Kayne West’s fugly chipmunk face with that fat, ugly, wrinkley, cellulite infested, smelly ass. i don’t know how this cow and her disgusting family ever became famous? the world is really fucked up for this bitch to be rich and famous.

  50. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Using my newly installd scratch and sniff app. on this picture, I detect either fried chicken or placenta. If it’s chicken I’ll take crispy. If it’s placenta, make it regular. Oh, and a medium root beer.

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