The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.5.13

August 5th, 2013 // 533 Comments

[Ed. Note: Rihanna is currently getting plowed-hammered in this outfit at Kadooment Day in Barbados a.k.a. The Buttsex Festival of Light, so stay tuned for pics of that once they finish buttsexing in. - SW]

Welcome to another huge Monday installment of The Crap We Missed, thanks to a bountiful weekend full of shit like Terrence Howard keeping his pimp game strong. Today’s selection includes, but is not limited to a bunch of awkward makeouts, like these sisters, or this prostitute and john, and even this junkie and his dealer. There’s also Justin Bieber tapping the maple tree right out in the open now, Taylor Lautner taking a quick snapshot to send to his parents because they still don’t believe this, and the John Travolta pic, for which I’m taking the comment, “Oh look, a couple of queens.” off the table.

You guys can do better than that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
    joe
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    The bag’s full of baby wipes.

  2. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
    EricLR
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    Yeah, you were right, it DOES taste like maple syrup!

  3. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
    EricLR
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    I bet he’s never dated someone who had to constantly remind herself to breathe before.

  4. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    EricLR
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    Did she play the shark?

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
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    sincere effort to appear human, i’ll give her that.

  6. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
    EricLR
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    “I want to look like a Miami pimp in 1984″

    “Uhh, well sir, we really specialize in more stylish clothing. Perhaps you would be more interested in..”

    “YOU HEARD ME!”

  7. Anthony Weiner Talking To Child
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    wash your hands, son.

  8. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    she looks very good here. even her breasts almost look symmetrical

  9. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    “ONTO THE BUTT-SEX FESTIVAL!!!”
    “Yes, my queen”

  10. Maitland Ward Cleavage Spandex Dress Sharknado Premiere
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    amanda bynes cleaned up.

  11. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    George Michael has a new protege

  12. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
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    Waaayyyyyy too many closets in this picture.

  13. Ariel Winter Kissing Sister Shanelle Gray On The Mouth
    Calhau
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    THIS is a modern family.

  14. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
    Batu Khan
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    When did Bieber join the Lollipop Guild? And why did they accept him?!

  15. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
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    What an over-rated turd… And if you don’t believe me, watch “Fighter”…

  16. Sylvester Stallone Hugging MMA Fighter
    EricLR
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    I’ve wanted to make love to you ever since seeing “Over the Top”!

  17. James McAvoy Greasy Long Hair Trucker Hat
    EricLR
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    Hipster white trash is much lower in the food chain than the real thing.

  18. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    joe
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    Don’t drink and vajazzle.

  19. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    You wouldn’t know it to look at them but Sailor is actually only 5 years old….
    Christie has been draining her of youth for years now.

  20. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    She will swig rum and pantomime rear entry sex with most of the island’s men.
    You can’t complain about her being all uptight and snooty with the great unwashed masses.

  21. Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Belly Cleavage Yoga Pants Tank Top
    EricLR
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    That fetus would punch that paparazzo if it could.

  22. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
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    No matter how hard her assistants try, a reflection can pop up at any moment…

  23. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
    joe
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    Shit. Cyberdyne Systems has a new “cougar” model.

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    EricLR
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    The most degrading thing those poor hookers have ever done.

  25. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    Nicely done on the caption, Photo boy…

  26. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
    Batu Khan
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    Looks like a pissed 3 year old because someone took his favorite coloring book.

  27. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
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    I think the fat hanging out over the boot says it all too well.

  28. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    FriskyBiscuit
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    I think we’ve got our Joker for the next Batman movie.

  29. Ciara Butt Tight Dress Ditch Fridays Performance
    joe
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    I’m up for all sorts of fun, but it seems a bit ostentatious to label your asshole a restaurant.

  30. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
    More Sir Please!
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    Joe’s next performance will be at the Highway 95 rest stop men’s room. Zingah!

  31. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    That’s about as refined as she gets.

  32. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
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    I know they’re star-fuckers and all but how can I get in on this red-head soup?

  33. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    She is all class, isn’t she?

  34. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about her

  35. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
    caley
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    So, is he dressing like Corey Feldman? Or is Corey Feldman dressing like him?

  36. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    Is he from Barbados, too?

  37. Ashley Benson Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Batu Khan
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    Mind the gap.

  38. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hcchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’

  39. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
    EricLR
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    On the first day of Christmas
    my true love sent to me:
    12 Drummers Drumming
    11 Pipers Piping
    10 Lords a Leaping
    9 Ladies Dancing
    8 Maids a Milking
    7 Swans a Swimming
    6 Geese a Laying
    5 Golden Rings
    4 Calling Birds
    3 Whores a tubbing
    2 Turtle Doves
    and a Partridge in a Pear Tree!

  40. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    He lives among the creatures of the night

  41. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    More Sir Please!
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    You can’t buy that for a dollar! Actually, you could, but you would have to beat the shit out of it first.

  42. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
    caley
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    Caan: “You still would.”
    Lawson: “I know”

  43. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
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    Maybe it’s me, but isnt at least one of his handlers supposed to point out that his toupee is brown, and his real hair is black?

  44. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
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    What a couple of quee … Ow! What the hell was that? It felt like somebody rapped my knuckles.

  45. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    caley
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    Off-camera: a man holds out a carrot.

  46. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    Is that the new SquirtyMic5000?

  47. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna be Drake, I wanna be Drake…

  48. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
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    What happens when a Stone is thrown through a glass house, hits a wall, and goes through it.

  49. Ashley Benson Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Here’s to swimmin’….’

    You know the rest.

  50. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    “……let me tell you how this whole “casting” thing works..”
    “James…I’m already working with you.”
    “…oh. right.”

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